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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel
Total Pages: 537
Release: 2012-03-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0806535938

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The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."


Summary of Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Summary of Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Author: Everest Media
Publisher: Everest Media LLC
Total Pages: 65
Release: 2022-07-28T22:59:00Z
Genre: Humor
ISBN:

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Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 I was in law school, and I went out with friends to a bar. We arrived at a bar called Shooters II, and there was a live professional wrestling ring in the middle of the bar. I stood there for a few minutes, trying to process what I was seeing. #2 At this point, I had to leave the bar with my friends. We were dressed in typical grad school attire, while the rest of the bar was dressed in redneck casual: dirty blue jeans and assorted trailer park shirts. The better dressed had on cowboy hats, cowboy boots, and flannel shirts. #3 At the bar, Hate ordered shots for the group. After a post-shot round of beers, the mechanical bull started up. Hate not only signed himself up, but continuously yelled across the bar at the fat redneck with the smudged glasses until he came over and signed up also. #4 The bouncers became impatient with Hate, and threw him out the back door. El Bingeroso was drunk, and began smashing ashtrays. He was promptly thrown out the door. I gathered everyone together and explained that we were leaving. The rednecks outside began yelling derogatory things at El Bingeroso, and Hate immediately tackled one of them.


Hilarity Ensues

Hilarity Ensues
Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 448
Release: 2012-02-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1451669038

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Combining keen intellect, mischievous humor, and relentless sex appeal, the "New York Times"-bestselling author of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and "Assholes Finish First" transports readers into his hilarious and often surreal world with his true accounts of his sexual and drunken exploits.


The Publishers Weekly

The Publishers Weekly
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1040
Release: 2009
Genre: American literature
ISBN:

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The Hollywood Reporter

The Hollywood Reporter
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 574
Release: 2008
Genre: Motion pictures
ISBN:

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Business Periodicals Index

Business Periodicals Index
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1920
Release: 2009
Genre: Business
ISBN:

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Living Praise

Living Praise
Author: Allan Handysides
Publisher: Review & Herald Publishing
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2009
Genre: Christian life
ISBN: 9780828024976

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Included in this gift of life is another gift-health.


Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds
Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Blue Heeler Books
Total Pages: 279
Release: 2012-02-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1619610019

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Tucker Max's books-I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues-are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest," and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.


Assholes Finish First

Assholes Finish First
Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 418
Release: 2010-09-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1416951148

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The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max. What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.” You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: • What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? • What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? • At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? • When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.


The Bowker Annual

The Bowker Annual
Author: Information Today Inc
Publisher:
Total Pages: 844
Release: 2007
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 9781573872898

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