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Author | : R. W. Zander |
Publisher | : Scholastic Paperbacks |
Total Pages | : 160 |
Release | : 2003-01-01 |
Genre | : Children's stories |
ISBN | : 9780439398695 |
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Part "Ghostbusters," part "Goosebumps," ZOMBIE SQUAD is a humor/horror series for grades 4 - up. These page-turning books will keep kids laughing and shuddering - without keeping them awake at night! If there's one thing Amber McGee can't stand, it's a drama queen. So when the Squad asks her to look after Chastity, the spoiled-rotten zombie princess, Amber's less than thrilled. Chastity needs a full-time baby-sitter, and Amber's got no patience for her uppity 'tude. Things go from bad to worse when Chastity follows Amber to school and bumps into bully Parker Tolan. The zombies are supposed to be kept under wraps, and now Amber's biggest enemy is in on the secret. And he's actually developed a crush on the zombie! Can Amber find a way to keep these two lovebirds apart?
Author | : Jeff Busch |
Publisher | : Union Square & Co. |
Total Pages | : 131 |
Release | : 2012-02-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1402792298 |
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Just because youre a reanimated corpse doesnt mean you cant fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves. Dating is tough, but hooking up when youre undead can be a nightmare. Its hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, youll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? Whats the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And whats the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities? Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.
Author | : Rusty Fischer |
Publisher | : Medallion Media Group |
Total Pages | : 212 |
Release | : 2013-04-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1605426334 |
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Following Barracuda Bay’s homecoming cum zombie Armageddon, fellow zombies Maddy, Dane, and Stamp have fled to Orlando where they work at a theme park, hiding in plain sight at their jobs in the Great Movie Monster Makeover show. The three spend most of their time together in their apartment trying to avoid curious Normals and Sentinels—humans and zombie cops. While Dane and Maddy draw closer, Stamp drifts away, falling for a mysterious blonde. But when the mysterious girl puts their existence in danger, all Maddy cares about is hunting the blonde down to separate her from her head.
Author | : R. W. Zander |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 158 |
Release | : 2003 |
Genre | : Children's stories |
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Author | : Lynn Ann Messina |
Publisher | : Potatoworks Press |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2012-02-09 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780984901814 |
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Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? Ewwwww. But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies, it's statistically impossible to meet--let alone date--the remaining 0.00001 percent. So she writes "The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies" to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters. Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N. Now Hattie, the consummate professional, is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious, klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling. Worst of all, the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly. Because all of a sudden she's convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top!
Author | : Jorge Lacera |
Publisher | : Children's Book Press (CA) |
Total Pages | : 40 |
Release | : 2019-04-02 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781620147948 |
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Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.
Author | : Rusty Fischer |
Publisher | : Medallion Media Group |
Total Pages | : 362 |
Release | : 2011-05-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1605420778 |
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In the sleepy small town of Barracuda Bay, Maddy Swift leads the life of a fairly typical teenager, but while attending a party one night, Maddy is struck by lightning and awakens to realize she has been reanimated and turned into a zombie.
Author | : Lynn Messina |
Publisher | : Potatoworks Press |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2022-02-15 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781942218579 |
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Author | : Juliet Lyons |
Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 352 |
Release | : 2017-05-02 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1492645311 |
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"Snarky, sexy, and steamy as a sauna." —KATIE MACALISTER, New York Times bestselling author There's more than one way to keep a vampire up all night. V-Date.com. It's the vampire dating site. And if you're a mortal who's getting a little too close to learning our secrets, I'm the guy who swoops in to make you forget. But don't worry: I only bite sometimes. I was great at my job until I met Silver—sarcastic, sexy, spunky Silver. I can't bring myself to make her forget about our kind. About me. It's all I can do not to throw her down on the kitchen counter and have my way with her, fangs and all. She says she's just looking for a good time, and I'm just the vampire to give it to her—over and over again. I went into this looking for a good tumble, but even I have to admit that things are changing between us. Good god, I want to hold her hand. In public. Undead Dating Service: Dating the Undead (Book 1) Romancing the Undead (Book 2) Praise for Dating the Undead: "Quick, sharp wit that sinks its fangs into the reader and doesn't let go!" —MOLLY HARPER, acclaimed author of Sweet Tea and Sympathy and the Half-Moon Hollow series
Author | : Lynn Messina |
Publisher | : Shebooks |
Total Pages | : 39 |
Release | : 2014-02-12 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1940838142 |
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It’s 2017, and a raging virus has drastically reduced the world’s population of men, transforming all but a fraction into a race of putrid, brain-dead zombies. So what’s single, ambitious 23-year-old Hattie Cross to do for fun, not to mention romance? In this hilarious marriage of post-apocalyptic fiction and supersmart chick-lit with a wry twist, novelist Lynn Messina spoofs dating manuals, monsters, and the superficial media world, all the while creating a feisty, funny heroine with heart.