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20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB)

20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB)
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Total Pages: 47
Release: 2013-12-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1624544983

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Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.


Minecraft Zombie Farts

Minecraft Zombie Farts
Author: Alex Brian
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-05-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781512351491

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Zombies And Zombie Lovers! Put your hands together for the "Zombie of all Zombies" -- FartiniIn this book you'll meet Fartini who has great powers that no other zombie has. Read this book now to discover the misadventures of the farting zombie. Don't forget to have fun as you and your friends laugh out loud at the hilariously misadventures of Fartini


Zombies Fart

Zombies Fart
Author: Holly Michele
Publisher: Zombies for Kids
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-08-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781958761342

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Ever wonder what happens when a zombie farts? Zombie farts are stinky, like most farts, but they come from deep within their belly and they are very, very smelly. Two children find out just how stinky and smelly zombie farts can be when they run into a zombie that likes to toot - a lot!


How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Author: Jack Rossiter
Publisher: Grosvenor House Publishing
Total Pages: 74
Release: 2022-08-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1803811943

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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse will teach you everything you need to know about Zombies to ensure you don't become one and they don't take over the world! World-leading Zombie hunter Jack Rossiter uses his 20 years Zombie hunting experience and shares his original survival drawings to cover all the things you need to know, including: How to identify a Zombie, How to hide from a Zombie, Where Zombies Hang-out, How to protect yourself from a Zombie and most importantly How to defeat a Zombie Apocalypse! This book is a must have for all wannabe Zombie hunters so much so that if you are brave enough you will even get free membership into the Zombie Squad. Your Zombie adventure starts here!


Stink and the Midnight Zombie Walk

Stink and the Midnight Zombie Walk
Author: Megan McDonald
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2013-04-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0763663948

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Stink and his friends try to earn money to buy the latest book in the Nightmare on Zombie Street series and go to the book release party.


Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger

Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger
Author: Kevin Bolger
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2009-11-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101184582

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Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!


Paul Is Undead

Paul Is Undead
Author: Alan Goldsher
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 310
Release: 2010-06-14
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1439177953

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME TO REALLY MEET THE BEATLES. For John Lennon, a young, idealistic zombie guitarist with dreams of global domination, Liverpool seems the ideal place to form a band that could take over the world. In an inspired act, Lennon kills and reanimates local rocker Paul McCartney, kicking off an unstoppable partnership. With the addition of newly zombified guitarist George Harrison and drummer/Seventh Level Ninja Lord Ringo Starr, the Beatles soon cut a swath of bloody good music and bloody violent mayhem across Europe, America, and the entire planet. In this searing oral history, discover how the Fab Four climbed to the Toppermost of the Poppermost while stealing the hearts, ears, and brains of smitten teenage girls. Learn the tale behind a spiritual journey that resulted in the dismemberment of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Marvel at the seemingly indestructible quartet’s survival of a fierce attack by Eighth Level Ninja Lord Yoko Ono. And find out how the boys escaped eternal death at the hands of England’s greatest zombie hunter, Mick Jagger. Through all this, one mystery remains: Can the Beatles sublimate their hunger for gray matter, remain on top of the charts, and stay together for all eternity? After all, three of the Fab Four are zombies, and zombies live forever. . . .


They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech

They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2023-12-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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VLAD WIECKOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,000 words.


Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Total Pages:
Release: 2017-03-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1386570923

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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Detained is the seventh episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.


Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 1: Disheveled

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 1: Disheveled
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Total Pages: 29
Release: 2014-08-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1624545378

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THE F**KING IDIOT Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of gas, out of money, and out of luck. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? BUT GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! Will the indelible sh*thead get his revenge? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disheveled is the first episode of a serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.