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| Author | : Kevin Coryell |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2012-10-09 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781480047846 |
A twisted take on a classic Christmas Poem. In this post Z-day world Santa no longer visits and if you're not careful you may end up a zombies snack.
| Author | : Shannon Schlotfelt |
| Publisher | : Independently Published |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2018-10-29 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781726888158 |
A new twist on a well loved classic, Twas the Night Before Christmas, is re-animated. We're in the Zombie Apocalypse and we now understand why Santa has been around forever! Santa's Curse brings you a Merry Undead Christmas! You will love this updated version of an old favorite!
| Author | : Cider Mill Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 52 |
| Release | : 2014-10-07 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1604334061 |
The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring… Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!
| Author | : Alex Willis |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 47 |
| Release | : 2011-12-17 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1105366626 |
A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocolypse.Includes a bonus story of The Zombie Elf on the Shelf
| Author | : Clement C. Moore |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2020-09 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 160433990X |
Have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze with this monstrous mash-up. Can Santa fight off the zombie ho-ho-hoard? Read the Zombie Night Before Christmas, the gory parody of the cherished 19th century poem, to find out and have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze. Blood spattering and brain eating have never looked so good thanks to the ghoulishly detailed illustrations that bring this monstrous mash-up to life. Zombies are a trend that will never die, making Zombie Night Before Christmas the perfect irreverent holiday gift.
| Author | : Michele Casteel |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2012-12-18 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781481288583 |
A twisted, yet kid-friendly, take on the traditional Christmas poem by Clement Clarke Moore, Twas the Zombie Night Before Christmas invites you into the life of the Rancid Family who is trying to survive AFTER the zombie apocalypse.The entertaining and down-right funny take on how zombies deal with Christmas is only heightened by the delightful illustrations that will have both children and parents laughing uncontrollably. This will be your new Christmas classic to be read year after year.
| Author | : Matt Mogk |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2013-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1628734914 |
I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
| Author | : Alex Willis |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2011-12-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781468102536 |
A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocalypse.
| Author | : Frank Vieira |
| Publisher | : CreateSpace |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2013-12 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781494287511 |
A zombie tale of holiday horror that take place on Christmas Eve, in Salem, Massachusetts.
| Author | : Evet Rottings |
| Publisher | : CreateSpace |
| Total Pages | : 50 |
| Release | : 2014-11-22 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781503201231 |
**ATTENTION: THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN!** This was done by the demented alter ego of Steve Gritton, and is totally not appropriate for children! But you adults will love it! Do you like Santa? How about zombies? Of course you do. But, have you ever seen Santa battle zombies before? Well, here you go! This zany parody of Twas The Night Before Christmas follows Santa as he saves a family from the zombie apocalypse chopping and slicing and shooting his way through hoards of zombies. Did we mention zombies?
