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Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Theater Of Love

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Theater Of Love
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher:
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2021-03-15
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ISBN:

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Trans wizard Harriet Porber should be riding high after crafting one of the most powerful spells of all time, a magical effect that brings you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. Unfortunately, once unleashed upon the world, this spell causes nothing but chaos and is promptly banned. Blacklisted from the wizarding community, Harriet moves to Las Vegas with her bad boy parasaurolophus husband, Snabe, moping around while Snabe performs a musical residency. But things change when the couple realize another book is starting, a sequel, and soon enough Harriet is rediscovering her love of magic with the help of old friends and mysterious new arrivals. Now Harriet is ready to stage her comeback magic show, affectionally titled The Theater of Love. Of course, this plan is easier said than done. A mega corporation named Just Kidding Recreation holds sway over all Las Vegas entertainment, using lawsuits and intimidation to squash the competition, and while a hypnotist serpent named The Great Magini insists she's there to help, it quickly becomes apparent her plans are much more sinister. Can trans wizard Harriet Porber thwart the dastardly plots of JK Recreation and The Great Magini? Maybe not on her own, but with a group of likeminded friends by her side, Harriet is about to discover the fourth-wall breaking strength of whole communities speaking truth to power and standing up against hate in the name of love.


Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2020-06-12
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ISBN:

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Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who's found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet's agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration. Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel? Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities that differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated. Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real. This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.


Buttception

Buttception
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2015-04-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781511646116

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Chuck Tingle, a writer who defined a generation with his sensual brand of homoerotic thriller, is back with a three-book collection that has been heralded by Death And Taxes Magazine as "a transhumanist masterpiece."What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOROut for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTTKirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?


Amorous Nightmares of Delay

Amorous Nightmares of Delay
Author: Frank O'Hara
Publisher:
Total Pages: 264
Release: 1997
Genre: Drama
ISBN:

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With his interest in camp, collage, and dramatic and verse forms, O'Hara created characters that range from classical allusions (Daphnis and Chloe) to historical figures (Benjamin Franklin and a thinly disguised General Douglas MacArthur) to his own contemporaries (Jackson Pollack, Ted Berrigan, and others). Like collections of his poetry, Amorous Nightmares of Delay captures the irreverent voice and joyful lyricism of one of America's great authors.


The Midlife Crisis of Commander Invincible

The Midlife Crisis of Commander Invincible
Author: Neil Connelly
Publisher: LSU Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-08-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0807153176

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Once the mighty superhero Commander Invincible, thirty-nine-year-old Vincent Shepherd now faces new enemies: downsizing, a second divorce, and the strains of fatherhood. Decades ago, Vince made a living fighting supervillains, huge irradiated insects, and androids armed with death rays. But when the good guys won the war, heroes like Vince grew obsolete. Certain that his younger wife is starting to find their marriage as frivolous as his old cape, Vince embarks on a scheme to reestablish himself not only as a superhero but as a super dad and a super husband. Confronting former allies with long-buried secrets, he must also battle the same demons we all encounter: doubt, regret, loss, and failure. The Midlife Crisis of Commander Invincible turns a literary lens onto the world of comic book fantasy to reveal the challenges of simply being human.


Dungeons, Dragons, And Buckaroos

Dungeons, Dragons, And Buckaroos
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 232
Release: 2021-06-16
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ISBN:

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Hundreds of years before Billings was the thriving metropolis we know today, it was a medieval kingdom a sword and sorcery; a fantastical land where dragons lurked within deep caverns, guarding troves of ice cold chocolate milk, and misplacer beasts roamed the forest as unsuspecting victims misplace their things. It is within this fantasy world that you find yourself called upon by King Rolo, a sentient twenty-sided die who's heard tale of a great role-player destined to bring peace to the kingdom. He presents you with several routes toward your destiny: like that of a ferocious warrior or a mysterious wizard. But is there yet another path lying just beyond the fourth wall? Is this fantasy realm your true reality, or is the darkness that sweeps across medieval Billings caused by your role-playing group falling apart on a nearby timeline? Will you defeat the unicorn necromancer and his army of sentient undead character sheets? Can you trust the bumblebeeholder who's buzzed into your life with a thirst for battle? The decision is yours!


The Monster Baru Cormorant

The Monster Baru Cormorant
Author: Seth Dickinson
Publisher: Tor Books
Total Pages: 432
Release: 2018-10-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1466875135

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A breathtaking geopolitical epic fantasy, The Monster Baru Cormorant is the sequel to Seth Dickinson's "fascinating tale" (The Washington Post), The Traitor Baru Cormorant. Her world was shattered by the Empire of Masks. For the power to shatter the Masquerade, She betrayed everyone she loved. The traitor Baru Cormorant is now the cryptarch Agonist—a secret lord of the empire she's vowed to destroy. Hunted by a mutinous admiral, haunted by the wound which has split her mind in two, Baru leads her dearest foes on an expedition for the secret of immortality. It's her chance to trigger a war that will consume the Masquerade. But Baru's heart is broken, and she fears she can no longer tell justice from revenge...or her own desires from the will of the man who remade her. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.


The Girls in the Picture

The Girls in the Picture
Author: Melanie Benjamin
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Total Pages: 389
Release: 2018-01-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1101886811

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From the New York Times bestselling author of The Swans of Fifth Avenue and The Aviator’s Wife, a “rich exploration of two Hollywood friends who shaped the movies” (USA Today)—screenwriter Frances Marion and superstar Mary Pickford “Full of Old Hollywood glamour and true details about the pair’s historic careers . . . a captivating ode to a legendary bond.”—Real Simple NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY REAL SIMPLE It is 1914, and twenty-five-year-old Frances Marion has left her (second) husband and her Northern California home for the lure of Los Angeles, where she is determined to live independently as an artist. But the word on everyone’s lips these days is “flickers”—the silent moving pictures enthralling theatergoers. Turn any corner in this burgeoning town and you’ll find made-up actors running around, as a movie camera captures it all. In this fledgling industry, Frances finds her true calling: writing stories for this wondrous new medium. She also makes the acquaintance of actress Mary Pickford, whose signature golden curls and lively spirit have earned her the title “America’s Sweetheart.” The two ambitious young women hit it off instantly, their kinship fomented by their mutual fever to create, to move audiences to a frenzy, to start a revolution. But their ambitions are challenged by both the men around them and the limitations imposed on their gender—and their astronomical success could come at a price. As Mary, the world’s highest paid and most beloved actress, struggles to live her life under the spotlight, she also wonders if it is possible to find love, even with the dashing actor Douglas Fairbanks. Frances, too, longs to share her life with someone. As in any good Hollywood story, dramas will play out, personalities will clash, and even the deepest friendships might be shattered. With cameos from such notables as Charlie Chaplin, Louis B. Mayer, Rudolph Valentino, and Lillian Gish, The Girls in the Picture is, at its heart, a story of friendship and forgiveness. Melanie Benjamin brilliantly captures the dawn of a glittering new era—its myths and icons, its possibilities and potential, and its seduction and heartbreak. “A boffo production . . . Inspiration is a rare and unexpected gift in a book filled with the fluff of Hollywood, but Benjamin provides it with The Girls in the Picture.”—NPR “Profoundly resonant, The Girls in the Picture is at its core, an empowering and fascinating tale of sisterhood.”—Bryce Dallas Howard


The Tyrant Baru Cormorant

The Tyrant Baru Cormorant
Author: Seth Dickinson
Publisher: Tor Books
Total Pages: 624
Release: 2020-08-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1466875143

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Seth Dickinson's epic fantasy series which began with the “literally breathtaking” (NPR) The Traitor Baru Cormorant, returns with the third book, The Tyrant Baru Cormorant. The hunt is over. After fifteen years of lies and sacrifice, Baru Cormorant has the power to destroy the Imperial Republic of Falcrest that she pretends to serve. The secret society called the Cancrioth is real, and Baru is among them. But the Cancrioth's weapon cannot distinguish the guilty from the innocent. If it escapes quarantine, the ancient hemorrhagic plague called the Kettling will kill hundreds of millions...not just in Falcrest, but all across the world. History will end in a black bloodstain. Is that justice? Is this really what Tain Hu hoped for when she sacrificed herself? Baru's enemies close in from all sides. Baru's own mind teeters on the edge of madness or shattering revelation. Now she must choose between genocidal revenge and a far more difficult path—a conspiracy of judges, kings, spies and immortals, puppeteering the world's riches and two great wars in a gambit for the ultimate prize. If Baru had absolute power over the Imperial Republic, she could force Falcrest to abandon its colonies and make right its crimes. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.


Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody

Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody
Author: Michael Gerber
Publisher: Penguin Books
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2004
Genre: Schools
ISBN: 9780143002888

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The Hogwash School for Wizards is the most famous school in the wizarding world and Barry Trotter is its most famous pupil. It's been that way ever since J.G. Rollins' Barry Trotter and the Philosopher's Sconebroke publishing records worldwide. But now disaster looms. The movie Barry Trotter and the Inevitable Attempt to Cash-Inhas gone into final production and the marketing machine at Wagner Bros. is going into overdrive. Hogwash is going to be submerged under a tide of souvenir-crazed Muddle fans, torn apart and sold on eBuy, stone by mossy stone. The movie must be stopped. Barry, Ermine Cringer and Lon Measly must find a way to defeat the most powerful force of grasping sleazoids the world has ever known: Hollywood.