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| Author | : S.G. Browne |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 175 |
| Release | : 2012-10-30 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1476708738 |
Download I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
“One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
| Author | : Michael P. Spradlin |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 2009-10-13 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 006198602X |
Download It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, andthe classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!
| Author | : Matt Mogk |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2013-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1628734914 |
Download I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
| Author | : Shannon Schlotfelt |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2020-11-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781736097748 |
Download Twas the Night Before Christmas - Zombie Apocalypse Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A new twist on a well loved classic, Twas the Night Before Christmas, is re-animated. We're in the Zombie Apocalypse and now understand why Santa has been around forever! Santa's Curse brings you a Merry Undead Christmas! You will love this updated version of an old favorite!
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| Publisher | : Marvel |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2012-10-31 |
| Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
| ISBN | : 9780785157670 |
Download Zombies Christmas Carol Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
There will be no singing this Christmas - only screaming! Marvel presents Charles Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol - with a ghoulish twist! As London is overrun by a plague known as the "Hungry Death" - a disease spreading rapidly among the surplus population - the poor turn into the undead and hunger unendingly. When the disease spreads from the workhouses to the public, only one person can turn the zombie tide and save Christmas for all: that humbug, Ebenezer Scrooge. God help us, everyone... COLLECTING: ZOMBIES CHRISTMAS CAROL 1-5
| Author | : Eric Shelman |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 150 |
| Release | : 2014-12-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781505473186 |
Download A Very Zombie Christmas Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Come along and enjoy a collection of holiday short stories with a serious twist... zombies. A hilarious romp in the zombie apocalypse from authors Eric A Shelman, Michelle Kilmer, K Michael Gibson, Michael Robertson, Ian McClellan, and many others. Another installment of zombie flavored awesome sauce from the fine folks at All Things Zombie (ATZ). See what happens when Santa gets bit or a Christmas party goes soooo wrong. Shopping, decorating, and mistletoe... nothing is off limits. A Very Zombie Christmas is the perfect gift for any horror fan. With over twenty-five stories to keep you laughing and cringing, you may never see the holidays the same way again. See for yourself. (whispers in a Wham! voice) ...happy Christmas.
| Author | : Cider Mill Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 52 |
| Release | : 2014-10-07 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1604334061 |
Download The Zombie Night Before Christmas Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring… Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!
| Author | : Clement C. Moore |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2020-09 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 160433990X |
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Have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze with this monstrous mash-up. Can Santa fight off the zombie ho-ho-hoard? Read the Zombie Night Before Christmas, the gory parody of the cherished 19th century poem, to find out and have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze. Blood spattering and brain eating have never looked so good thanks to the ghoulishly detailed illustrations that bring this monstrous mash-up to life. Zombies are a trend that will never die, making Zombie Night Before Christmas the perfect irreverent holiday gift.
| Author | : Alex Willis |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 47 |
| Release | : 2011-12-17 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1105366626 |
Download Twas the Night of Zombies before Christmas Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocolypse.Includes a bonus story of The Zombie Elf on the Shelf
| Author | : Alex Willis |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2011-12-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781468102536 |
Download Twas the Night of Zombies Before Christmas Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocalypse.
