The Ultimate Hockey Joke Book: Laugh Your Face Off
Author | : Ian Robinson |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2023-09 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781772761801 |
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Author | : Ian Robinson |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2023-09 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781772761801 |
Author | : Kj Smith |
Publisher | : Independently Published |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2024-03-29 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : |
Glide into a world of humor on the ice with 101 Ice Hockey Jokes, the ultimate collection of hilarious jokes, puns, and one-liners dedicated to the thrilling world of ice hockey. Perfect for players, fans, and anyone with a love for the game, this book scores big with its witty observations and playful take on the sport's quirks, traditions, and the icy adventures that make it so beloved. From the face-off circle to the penalty box, 101 Ice Hockey Jokes delivers a power play of laughter, capturing the spirit and passion of hockey culture. Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the sport, a weekend warrior, or simply someone who enjoys a good chuckle alongside the action of the game, these jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and share the joy of hockey with friends and family. 101 Ice Hockey Jokes isn't just a joke book; it's an ode to the camaraderie and fun that ice hockey brings into our lives. It makes an excellent gift for teammates, a thoughtful surprise for coaches, or a delightful treat for anyone who cherishes the game. So lace up your skates, grab your stick, and get ready to enjoy a breakaway of belly laughs with this entertaining collection. Whether you're a player, a fan, or simply someone who loves a good joke, "Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" promises endless amusement and will leave you in stitches with its witty and clever humor.
Author | : Kara Woodburn |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2012-08 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9781443113335 |
Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!
Author | : Blake Hoena |
Publisher | : Capstone |
Total Pages | : 65 |
Release | : 2017-08 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1496550943 |
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of HOCKEY jokes, riddles, and memes! With big-shot one-liners like "Why was the zombie thrown out of the hockey game? There was a face off in the corner!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have HOCKEY fans rolling in the stadium aisles.
Author | : Mark Geoffrey Young |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 106 |
Release | : 2011-12-19 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781468114201 |
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hockey fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of hockey fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one hockey fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many hockey fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do hockey fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A hockey fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Hockey fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the hockey fan.The hockey fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the hockey fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do hockey fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author | : Emma Carlson-Berne |
Publisher | : Lerner Publications ™ |
Total Pages | : 27 |
Release | : 2018-01-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1541520998 |
What do you call a goal made by a triceratops? And what is a hockey player's favorite chess move? You'll find out in this book jam-packed with sports jokes! Learn jokes that are sure to be a hit—plus a few that will leave you groaning and laughing at the same time. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!
Author | : Jack Welch |
Publisher | : Business Plus |
Total Pages | : 466 |
Release | : 2003-10-01 |
Genre | : Business & Economics |
ISBN | : 0759509212 |
The most widely respected CEO in America looks back on his brilliant career at General Electric and reveals his personal business philosophy and unique managerial style. Nearly 20 years ago, former General Electric CEO Reg Jones walked into Jack Welch's office and wrapped him in a bear hug. "Congratulations, Mr. Chairman," said Reg. It was a defining moment for American business. So begins the story of a self-made man and a self-described rebel who thrived in one of the most volatile and economically robust eras in U.S. history, while managing to maintain a unique leadership style. In what is the most anticipated book on business management for our time, Jack Welch surveys the landscape of his career running one of the world's largest and most successful corporations.
Author | : |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2018-10 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781527008861 |
Author | : Colin Jost |
Publisher | : Crown |
Total Pages | : 346 |
Release | : 2020-07-14 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1101906324 |
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • In these hilarious essays, the Saturday Night Live head writer and Weekend Update co-anchor learns how to take a beating. “I always wanted to punch his face before I read this book. Now I just want to kick him in the balls.”—Larry David NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY Cosmopolitan • Vulture • Parade If there’s one trait that makes someone well suited to comedy, it’s being able to take a punch—metaphorically and, occasionally, physically. From growing up in a family of firefighters on Staten Island to commuting three hours a day to high school and “seeing the sights” (like watching a Russian woman throw a stroller off the back of a ferry), to attending Harvard while Facebook was created, Jost shares how he has navigated the world like a slightly smarter Forrest Gump. You’ll also discover things about Jost that will surprise and confuse you, like how Jimmy Buffett saved his life, how Czech teenagers attacked him with potato salad, how an insect laid eggs inside his legs, and how he competed in a twenty-five-man match at WrestleMania (and almost won). You'll go behind the scenes at SNL and Weekend Update (where he's written some of the most memorable sketches and jokes of the past fifteen years). And you’ll experience the life of a touring stand-up comedian—from performing in rural college cafeterias at noon to opening for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall. For every accomplishment (hosting the Emmys), there is a setback (hosting the Emmys). And for every absurd moment (watching paramedics give CPR to a raccoon), there is an honest, emotional one (recounting his mother’s experience on the scene of the Twin Towers’ collapse on 9/11). Told with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, A Very Punchable Face reveals the brilliant mind behind some of the dumbest sketches on television, and lays bare the heart and humor of a hardworking guy—with a face you can’t help but want to punch.
Author | : James Allan Einstein |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2014-04 |
Genre | : Canadian wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9781926700472 |
Hey, kids! These hockey jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you laughing all through hockey season and beyond: Q: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? A: Both do hat tricks!