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Author | : Jerry Seinfeld |
Publisher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 546 |
Release | : 1998-04-30 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0060953039 |
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Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.
Author | : Josh Levine |
Publisher | : ECW Press |
Total Pages | : 230 |
Release | : 2010-12-15 |
Genre | : Performing Arts |
ISBN | : 1554906970 |
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Larry David, the man behind two of the most successful and critically acclaimed sitcoms in television history, is the focus of this biography. This unofficial guide follows the career that has accorded him status as a comic genius and garnered a fanatical following—from his early exploits as a stand-up comic to his role as producer and cocreator of Seinfeld and HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. It explores the back-story of the conception and development of Curb Your Enthusiasm, a mostly improvised sitcom in which the actor stars as a fictionalized version of himself. The comic’s on- and off-screen relationships with colleagues and friends such as Richard Lewis, Ted Danson, Wanda Sykes, Mary Steenburgen, and the cast members of Seinfeld are discussed, and a detailed episode guide to every season of Curb Your Enthusiasm completes this informative and entertaining glimpse into the life and creative process of a great comic talent.
Author | : Jerry Seinfeld |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 480 |
Release | : 2020-10-06 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1982112743 |
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The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.
Author | : Jerry Seinfeld |
Publisher | : Thomas T. Beeler Publisher |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9781574905595 |
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Seinfeld. For more than 33 million viewers, the Emmy Award-winning television show had become a Thursday night ritual. The show has ended, but Jerry Seinfeld's distinct brand of humor can still be yours. In his #1 New York Times bestselling book, SeinLanguage, Jerry Seinfeld has captured on the page his views on topics ranging from Raisinettes to relationships, from childhood to cop shows, and from parents to power suits. This is a must-have book for all fans--and who isn't a fan?
Author | : Henry Miller |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Pub |
Total Pages | : 198 |
Release | : 2013-02-19 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781482568967 |
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A stream-of-consciousness story of a poverty-stricken young American, living in Paris.
Author | : David Wild |
Publisher | : Three Rivers Press (CA) |
Total Pages | : 204 |
Release | : 1998 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : |
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As America prepares for what will be--Jerry willing--a long goodbye to its most beloved, #1 TV show, bestselling author David Wild celebrates nine years of "Seinfeld's" neurotic greatness with a witty and sophisticated book of all things "Seinfeld"ian. Included are an episode-by-episode look at every season, the complete "Seinfeld" "filmography", a "Seinfeld" dating guide, and "yadda, yadda, yadda". 30 illustrations.
Author | : Jennifer Keishin Armstrong |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 336 |
Release | : 2017-06-06 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1476756112 |
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"An uproarious behind-the-scenes account of the creation of the hit television series describes how comedians Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld dreamed up the idea for an unconventional sitcom over coffee and how, despite network skepticism and minimal plotlines, achieved mainstream success, "--NoveList.
Author | : David Chase |
Publisher | : Grand Central Publishing |
Total Pages | : 472 |
Release | : 2009-06-27 |
Genre | : Performing Arts |
ISBN | : 0446559059 |
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This must-have book for every fan of HBO's hit show The Sopranos packs five scripts from the best episodes, handpicked by series creator David Chase. The Sopranos is HBO's TV show about your average New Jersey mafia capo, with major headaches. His mother wants him dead, his psychiatrist makes him nuts, and the FBI takes an unhealthy interest in his business. Here are the complete scripts from five of the best episodes: "Pilot"-Tony's shrink sessions focus on ducks in his swimming pool while he plans to blow up a restaurant. "College"-While driving his daughter to college interviews, Tony discovers and garrotes a mob informant who betrayed his family. "The Happy Wanderer"-David Scatino loses his son's SUV to Tony in a high-stakes poker game. "The Knight in White Satin Armor"-Tony's Russian mistress attempts suicide, and his sister shoots her fiancé. "Pine Barrens"-Christopher and Paulie try to dispose of a murdered Russian gangster who turns out to be very much alive.
Author | : Larry David |
Publisher | : Grove/Atlantic, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 82 |
Release | : 2015-04-06 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0802191282 |
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From the comic genius behind Curb Your Enthusiasm—a play with “a perfect second-act twist, and a solid last-minute kicker” (Vulture). Fish in the Dark marked Seinfeld co-creator Larry David’s playwriting debut, his Broadway debut—and his first time acting on stage since eighth grade. David starred as Norman Drexel, a man in his fifties who is average in most respects, except for his hyperactive libido. As Norman, his more successful brother Arthur, their elderly mother, and a host of other characters try to navigate the death of a loved one, old acquaintances and unsettled arguments resurface—with hilarious consequences.
Author | : Keaton Patti |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 182 |
Release | : 2020-11-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1524868396 |
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Humorist Keaton Patti "forced a bot" to digest massive amounts of human media to produce these absurdly funny, “totally real,” “bot-generated” scripts, essays, advertisements, and more. Ever wonder what an AI bot might come up with if tasked with creative writing? From Olive Garden commercials to White House press briefings to Game of Thrones scripts, writer and comedian Keaton Patti’s “bot” recognizes and heightens the tropes of whatever it’s reproducing to hilarious effect. Each “bot-generated” piece can be enjoyed as surrealist commentary on the media we consume every day or simply as silly robot jokes—either way, you’ll probably end up laughing.