The Polar Bear Who Couldnt Wouldnt Swim PDF Download

Climate refugee’s journey from the cold arctic to the warm, blood dripping, incredibly tasty Finnish hearts. The real Polar Express. A tale that leaves no one lukewarm. An avalanche of laughter! Mr. Bear, Polar is a regular, meat-eating bear from the Arctic. The Best Pole. He lives in Finland with his Karelian Bear Dog and humans. He likes eating, intercourse, and telling bad puns. Bear with him. With some help from his neighbour and nemesis, Sami Ta Bell, Mr. Bear Polar tells everything. How he was forced to leave his home in the Arctic. How he ended up in a concentration camp in Churchill, Canada. How he escaped and gained the trust of humans and was exiled to Finland. How he learned to shop and survive just like any other immigrant. How he found friends in the vegan, nationalist, and gay communities. How he fell in love... Through hardship he learned just how tasty humans really are. From the coldest countries truly come the warmest hearts. And the tastiest. Read more from www.mrbearpolar.com & www.herrajaakarhu.fi(in Finnish) or follow Mr. Bear, Polar on instagram, facebook, twitter, and youtube.