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Excerpt from The New Monthly Magazine and Literary Journal, 1828, Vol. 22: Part 1. Original Papers Drudgery of wooing, and endure the vicissitudes of even the most. Successful suit - no, better to live on loveless and unloved, with no' mistress but the poetical idol of my fancy; with no wife but the. Epicene of my conjugal Utopia. And yet, there were moments when I found my waking dreams disturbed by an instinctive wish to have some gentle being to dream with me; or to whom, without putting the world in my confidence, through the medium of pen, ink, and paper, I could communicate my thoughts. I was haunted too by the eternal presence of a donncusc, or easy-chair, that stood vacant opposite to my own, and which my upholsterer insisted upon sending, as what he called a pendant (for all the fashionable tradesmen speak French now) to that delicious reposoir which seemed to stretch out its arms to receive me. Besides, my sedentary habits and full living had brought on occasional derangements of health, which frequently assumed a serious aspect, from my neglecting the first symptoms, merely to avoid the trouble of writing for my apothecary, and thus rendered a vigilant and kind gousemante a great desideratum. But I am a moral man; for morality, like honesty, is not only the best policy, but it is also the least troublesome; and yet the idea of a wife terrified me. The very sight of her rufl's and muffs, and things, breaking up the uniformity of my furniture, would, I was well aware, prove a source of extreme annoyance. Besides, since the days of the sleeping beauty in the wood, with whose charms and suspended animation I had been deeply enamoured in my boyhood, I had read and heard of nothing on which to model my ideas of a wife. A silent sympathy, a sort of love in idleness, was the outline of my conjugal speculations, with occasional exhibitions of vigilance and utility, intel ligence, and tenderness such as woman only can bestow upon man in his hours of pain and care. A coquette would have tortured me to madness; a hustler would have worn me to an atrophy and a world ling, a blue-stocking. Or a politician, would have killed me in a week. But what are the devices or speculations or opinions of man where woman is concerned? About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.