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| Author | : Michael Haley |
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| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2021-08-17 |
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| ISBN | : 9781914965104 |
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The Old Dog and Duck has seen better days, but Eddie and Malcolm meet there every Friday to put the World's problems to rights. WARNING - Politically Incorrect We've all been there. You're in a pub somewhere and in their usual corner are the beer drinkers, the ones who know everything and for most of the time spout absolute bollocks loud enough so that anyone else can hear them. This is a fictional tale about an imaginary pub where a few old friends meet every Friday to do just that. I warn you that you may find the dialogue offensive because there are elements of bad language, bigotry, sexism and racism. The story covers the period in and around the Covid crisis, but I haven't kept to the strict order in which events happened. The subject matter is topical and will include the coronavirus, Brexit, food, sex, TV, politics, and much more besides. I make no apologies for the content. Any and all opinions expressed are those of the characters in the story which anybody may share or turn away from in disgust. Writing this has been a wonderful opportunity to recycle a few old jokes and invent some new ones, illustrate a number of comical scenarios, and above all to take the piss. Enjoy it for what it is. Don't take it too seriously, Laugh where you want. After all, it's just a load of characters talking absolute bollocks.
| Author | : Albert Jack |
| Publisher | : Penguin UK |
| Total Pages | : 304 |
| Release | : 2009-09-03 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 014192991X |
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This is a book for everyone who has ever wondered why pubs should be called The Cross Keys, The Dew Drop Inn or The Hope and Anchor. You'll be glad to know that there are very good - strange and memorable - reasons behind them all. After much research about (and in) pubs, Albert Jack brings together the stories behind pub names to reveal how they offer fascinating and subversive insights on our history, customs, attitudes and jokes in just the same way that nursery rhymes do. The Royal Oak, for instance, commemorates the tree that hid Charles II from Cromwell's forces after his defeat at Worcester; The Bag of Nails is a corruption of the Bacchanals, the crazed followers of Bacchus, the god of wine and drunkenness; The Cat and the Fiddle a mangling of Catherine La Fidele and a guarded gesture of support for Henry VIII's first, Catholic, wife Catherine of Aragon; plus many, many more. Here too are even more facts about everything from ghosts to drinking songs to the rules of cribbage and shove hapenny, showing that, ultimately, the story of pub history is really the story of our own popular history
| Author | : Dale Sonney |
| Publisher | : iUniverse |
| Total Pages | : 240 |
| Release | : 2006-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 059540510X |
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This is the story of Dade Dollar. He moves with his family to a farm. He lures a dog to become his dog. A dog which saves Dades life, protects him from a bully and gets trapped under a chicken coop roof when a violent storm blows it off. Dade wins a duck at a festival. The duck comes at his call and is a friend to Dades friends at the swimming hole. Dade meets a girl and gets his first kiss. Dade goes to a fair bringing home an uninvited guest. Dade is bed ridden and his friends and a wagon make him mobile. A small bird with a broken wing gives Dade the will to find his feet. Dade's adventures are about growing up in the country.
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| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 120 |
| Release | : 2003-07 |
| Genre | : Pets |
| ISBN | : 9780811840026 |
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Old dogs know plenty of tricks for staying young at heart - and here they are! This humorous and loving collection of duotone portraits captures the golden years of humanity's best friends and most faithful companions. Sage and tender moments are caught on film and are paired with captions that reveal each dog's age and their secrets for a long and happy life, such as Tonto (12): "Lift and pee, lift and pee, lift and pee on every tree," and Kelsey (11): "Never let little dogs with bows in their hair get the best of you." These are dogs who know how to live life fully and recognize its priorities (like bacon). Old Friends is the perfect gift for dog owners and everyone who hopes to age gracefully in the canine spirit.
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| Total Pages | : 720 |
| Release | : 1818 |
| Genre | : English periodicals |
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| Total Pages | : 716 |
| Release | : 1824 |
| Genre | : English essays |
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| Author | : Esquire Thomas BARTLETT |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 916 |
| Release | : 1841 |
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Download The New Tablet of Memory; Or, Chronicle of Remarkable Events; with the Dates of Inventions and Discoveries in the Arts and Sciences; and Biographical Notices, Etc. [With Plates.] Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
| Author | : Ali Standish |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins |
| Total Pages | : 192 |
| Release | : 2019-09-24 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0062893270 |
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“Bella, Bella, Bella! A wonderful, funny, heartfelt tale of a very good ‘bad’ dog, and her enduring quest for that thing we all seek: a place to call home. I loved this book! I love Bella!” —Garth Stein, New York Times bestselling author of The Art of Racing in the Rain Perfect for fans of Racing in the Rain and Because of Winn Dixie! Ali Standish, author of the critically acclaimed The Ethan I Was Before and August Isle, delivers a rebarkable tale of one extraordinary pup’s search for a new family, inspired by her real-life rescue dog Bella. Bella is the very best dog a family could ask for. Only her family, the McBrides, don’t see it that way. Ever since Mrs. McBride’s belly started growing, they don’t seem to appreciate the way Bella cleans the crumbs from the kitchen floor or how she’s always willing to play fetch after a long day. And when Bella’s valiant attempt to save the Christmas tree ends in disaster, she finds herself being swiftly abandoned at the pound. As the reality sinks in that she is unwanted, Bella is heartbroken. Where did she go wrong? Things look bleak until a kind couple, the Roses, take Bella in. Her new life is filled with wonderful things like parks and snowballs, vanilla ice cream, and the National Geographic Channel. But as the weather turns cold again, the Roses start acting strangely and Bella wonders if she can really trust them. Do they actually love her, or is history about to repeat itself? And will Bella be able to find a true home in time for Christmas this year?
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| Total Pages | : 202 |
| Release | : 1882 |
| Genre | : Great Britain |
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Download The Antiquarian Chronicle and Literary Advertiser Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
| Author | : James Silk Buckingham |
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| Total Pages | : 1032 |
| Release | : 1828 |
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