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The New Vampire's Handbook

The New Vampire's Handbook
Author: Joe Garden
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2009
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345508564

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The New Vampire's Handbook

The New Vampire's Handbook
Author: Joe Garden
Publisher: Villard
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2009-09-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345516648

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Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult. In today’s world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to movies and novels for answers to everlasting life’s questions will inevitably be reduced to a smoldering pile of dust. So whom can you, a neophyte immortal, trust to provide reliable information and proven strategies for leading your best and bloodiest existence? The Vampire Miles Proctor, editor of The New Vampire’s Handbook. In this definitive guide, the newly turned will find • a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality • methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan • tips on acting your “age,” behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds • essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends • the joy of scrapbooking Plus helpful online resources, a glyph guide, renovation instructions for emergency lairs, a Ruling Families directory, nightly mantras, and personal anecdotes from The Vampire Miles Proctor’s nearly five hundred years of experience. Welcome to the night.


Vampires and Vampirism

Vampires and Vampirism
Author: Dudley Wright
Publisher:
Total Pages: 218
Release: 1914
Genre: Vampires
ISBN:

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The New Vampire's Handbook

The New Vampire's Handbook
Author: Joe Garden
Publisher:
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2009
Genre: Vampires
ISBN: 9780224086462

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How to lure 'taste the difference' prey? How to stay on trend over the centuries? What to look for in a coffin? Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as they'd have us believe? Life for the recently turned vampire? It's a minefield. You've been thrown into a whole new world, with new rules and new powers to explore. But, more often than not, there's no one to guide you because chances are the vampire who turned you will shirk their mentoring duties. Never fear - with over 400 years of vampiric know-how, Miles Proctor is here to help. From practical issues like Fang Care and Luring Prey, through fundamental issues like Vampirosexuality and Existenial Crises, to the lighter matters like Faking Your Way Through a Meal and Alluding to Your Identity for Amusement, The New Vampire's Handbook is a treasure trove of must-have advice. With Miles's help you too can unleash your special powers and truly own your vampiric identity. Because you're worth it.


Biblio Vampiro

Biblio Vampiro
Author: Robert Curran
Publisher: B.E.S. Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Vampires
ISBN: 9780764163418

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Presents a general description of vampires, offers tips to readers on how to spot them, and defines eight different vampire types.


The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
Author: Grady Hendrix
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 408
Release: 2020-04-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 168369144X

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“This funny and fresh take on a classic tale manages to comment on gender roles, racial disparities, and white privilege all while creeping me all the way out. So good.”—Zakiya Dalila Harris, author of The Other Black Girl Steel Magnolias meets Dracula in this New York Times best-selling horror novel about a women's book club that must do battle with a mysterious newcomer to their small Southern town. Bonus features: • Reading group guide for book clubs • Hand-drawn map of Mt. Pleasant • Annotated true-crime reading list by Grady Hendrix • And more! Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her husband is a workaholic, her teenage kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list. The only thing keeping her sane is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are about their own families. One evening after book club, Patricia is viciously attacked by an elderly neighbor, bringing the neighbor's handsome nephew, James Harris, into her life. James is well traveled and well read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn’t felt in years. But when children on the other side of town go missing, their deaths written off by local police, Patricia has reason to believe James Harris is more of a Bundy than a Brad Pitt. The real problem? James is a monster of a different kind—and Patricia has already invited him in. Little by little, James will insinuate himself into Patricia’s life and try to take everything she took for granted—including the book club—but she won’t surrender without a fight in this blood-soaked tale of neighborly kindness gone wrong.


The Mammoth Book of Vampires

The Mammoth Book of Vampires
Author: Stephen Jones
Publisher: Robinson
Total Pages: 870
Release: 2011-08-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1780332807

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Modern masters of the macabre bring the dead to life in this specially re-vamped edition of the classic compilation every horror fan will want to sink their teeth into. From an award-winning editor who knows the genre backwards, here is the very best in vampire fiction: from tales of tempting sirens to contemporary serial killers; from the dark origins of fairy tales to a modern reinterpretation of the King of the Undead himself, Count Dracula. This revised edition features over a dozen new stories, including Tina Rath's A Trick of the Dark and Kim Newman's Andy Warhol's Dracula, as well as classic novellas such as Hugh B. Cave's Stragella and Chelsea Quinn Yarbro's Investigating Jericho. There are contributions by Nancy Kilpatrick, Christopher Fowler, Paul Mcauley, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, Tina Rath, Neil Gaiman, Harlan Ellison and Kim Newman.


The Official Vampire Artist's Handbook

The Official Vampire Artist's Handbook
Author: Lora S. Irish
Publisher: Design Originals
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012
Genre: Colored pencil drawing
ISBN: 9781565236783

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Provides instructions to create patterns for various crafts or for drawing.


Bite

Bite
Author: Kevin Jackson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 199
Release: 2010
Genre: Vampire films
ISBN: 9781846272127

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Full of facts, stories, lists and trivia, this is a companion to the world of vampires. Learn about the best places around the world for vampire tourism, rock songs with vampire allusions, the top ten vampire clubs, video games and films, vampire brides, plus how to kill a vampire.


New Vampire's Handbook

New Vampire's Handbook
Author: Proctor, The Vam
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2010-04-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9781407073774

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