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The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book

The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book
Author: Kevin M. Mitchell
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2004
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780972070225

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Humour.


The Great Rock 'N' Roll Joke Book

The Great Rock 'N' Roll Joke Book
Author: Dave Marsh
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 116
Release: 1997-09-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780312168599

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How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him. What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers. Here it is the dirty, the absurd, the witty side of rock and roll as it turns 50. The love of young America's music in its purest form: The Joke.


Music Jokes

Music Jokes
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-06-20
Genre: Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN: 9781534718661

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Funny Jokes About Music! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious music jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest jokes about music and musicians in the world. Including 100+ jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy about music and musicians. These jokes are for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains a ton of laugh out loud jokes! WARNING: You will laugh a lot! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! HAHA! Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music. LOL! Q: Why did they arrest the musician? A: He got into treble. HAHA! Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up. LOL! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bagpipe recital. HAHA! Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. Funny and hilarious music and musician jokes! Your musician friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of musical jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about music and musicians will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!


The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes
Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 118
Release: 2016-05-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1612435904

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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”


The Big Liszt of Music Jokes

The Big Liszt of Music Jokes
Author: F. Adams
Publisher:
Total Pages: 168
Release: 2017-10-29
Genre:
ISBN: 9781973171034

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Most professions have their own in-jokes but musicians, given to arrogance, pretension, bad housing, lack of sleep and far too much travelling, seem to have an *especially* large back-catalogue.Most music humour is self-deprecating, well perhaps not so much *self* deprecating as abusing other musicians who have committed the unforgivable folly of choosing a different instrument or genre.This book is a collection of well over 600 one liners, humorous lists and definitions spanning classical, rock, folk, jazz, country **and** western, mocking over 50 instruments and their players along the way. Not content with mocking musicians this book mocks drummers too.


The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1)

The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1)
Author: Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2019-07-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1604338725

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Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.


The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2016-05-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!


Musical Laughs

Musical Laughs
Author: Patricia H. Wheeler
Publisher:
Total Pages: 222
Release: 2021-06-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781643885773

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Scores and scores of musical jokes for everyone from athletes to zoologists. "Throughout her lifelong love of music, Pat Wheeler has lived up to her motto, 'No Fun without Music, No Music without Fun.' To that extent, she has compiled a plethora of musical jokes and anecdotes that will delight, surprise, shock and perhaps even appall her readers-but never bore them! Anyone who understands the humorous side of music making will be entertained for hours." -Art Himmelberger (Percussion), Past-President of the Association of Concert Bands; Recipient of Kappa Kappa Psi's Distinguished Service to Music Medal Award; Director of Music, Marist College, Poughkeepsie, NY


The Musician's Joke Book

The Musician's Joke Book
Author: Jim Green
Publisher: Omnibus Press
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2010-06-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0857123696

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A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music. Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it's the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, "...it's not surprising we're a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another's abilities and personalities." So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair... Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world's second oldest profession. Enjoy! Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. Q: What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist? A: His amp. Q: Why was the clarinetist staring at the orange juice bottle? A: Because the label said "concentrate." "I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." Elvis Presley


Infinitum

Infinitum
Author: Tim Fielder
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 291
Release: 2021-01-19
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 0063067889

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Afrofuturism, a movement that began in the Black community during the early 20th Century as an escape from racial hostility, economic turmoil, and aggressive policing, is enjoying a renaissance witnessed by the record-breaking success of creative projects, including the Oscar-winning Marvel Studios film, Black Panther; Regina King’s Emmy-winning HBO superhero tale, Watchmen; Janelle Monae’s hit album, Dirty Computer; Jordan Peele’s provocative feature Get Out; Octavia Butler’s famed science fiction novel, Kindred; and Beyonce’s visual album Black Is King. Now comes Afrofuturist Tim Fielder’s beautifully written and rendered INFINITUM. In INFINITUM, King Aja Ọba and Queen Lewa are revered across the African continent for their impressive political and military skills. Yet the future of their kingdom is in jeopardy, for the royal couple do not have an heir of their own. When the King kidnaps his son born to a concubine, Obinrin, she curses Ọba with the “gift” of immortality. After enjoying long, wonderful lives both, Queen Lewa and the crown prince die naturally, leaving the ageless bereaved King Ọba heartbroken and alone. Taking advantage of Ọba’s vulnerability, enemy nations rise to power and kill the king – or so they think. King Aja Ọba survives the fatal attack, finally realizing the bitter fruit of Obinrin’s curse. For millennia, the immortal Ọba wanders the earth, mourning his lost subjects and searching for a new kingdom. His journey leads him across time, allowing him to witness the trans-Atlantic slave trade, the New World, and the American Civil Rights Movement. The expansion of global technology brings about intergalactic travel, first contact with an alien species, and conflicts within and ultimately outside the known universe. Thrust into these seminal events, Ọba, now known by many as “John,” faces harrowing decisions that will determine mankind’s physical and spiritual trajectory. In 280 plus stunningly emotional and evocative full-color images, INFINITUM presents a unique cosmic experience, addressing issues of racism, classism, gender inequity, the encroachment of technology and the spiritual cost of war, while exposing the history behind ancient mysteries.