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| Author | : Jim Green |
| Publisher | : Omnibus Press |
| Total Pages | : 128 |
| Release | : 2010-06-07 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0857123696 |
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A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music. Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it's the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, "...it's not surprising we're a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another's abilities and personalities." So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair... Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world's second oldest profession. Enjoy! Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. Q: What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist? A: His amp. Q: Why was the clarinetist staring at the orange juice bottle? A: Because the label said "concentrate." "I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." Elvis Presley
| Author | : N. J. Groce |
| Publisher | : Omnibus Press |
| Total Pages | : 121 |
| Release | : 1996-10-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1783234350 |
Download The Musician's Joke Book: Knowing the Score Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The authoritative collection of music jokes, covering classical, pop, jazz, and folk, including everything from the truly stupid to the musically complex joke.
| Author | : Kevin M. Mitchell |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2004 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780972070225 |
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Humour.
| Author | : Dave Marsh |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 116 |
| Release | : 1997-09-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780312168599 |
Download The Great Rock 'N' Roll Joke Book Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him. What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers. Here it is the dirty, the absurd, the witty side of rock and roll as it turns 50. The love of young America's music in its purest form: The Joke.
| Author | : Johnny B. Laughing |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2016-06-20 |
| Genre | : Wit and humor, Juvenile |
| ISBN | : 9781534718661 |
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Funny Jokes About Music! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious music jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest jokes about music and musicians in the world. Including 100+ jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy about music and musicians. These jokes are for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains a ton of laugh out loud jokes! WARNING: You will laugh a lot! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! HAHA! Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music. LOL! Q: Why did they arrest the musician? A: He got into treble. HAHA! Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up. LOL! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bagpipe recital. HAHA! Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. Funny and hilarious music and musician jokes! Your musician friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of musical jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about music and musicians will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
| Author | : Daniel George Theaker |
| Publisher | : Sound & Vision Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 1997 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780920151235 |
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Daniel Theaker's A Working Musician's Joke Book is a compilation of the funniest and most popular music jokes today. From groaners to gut busters, these jokes really reflect the attitudes and personalities of people who make music for a living.
| Author | : Kathleen Krull |
| Publisher | : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 1993 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 9780152480103 |
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What are musicians really like?
| Author | : Editors of Cider Mill Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 192 |
| Release | : 2019-07-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1604338725 |
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Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.
| Author | : F. Adams |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 168 |
| Release | : 2017-10-29 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781973171034 |
Download The Big Liszt of Music Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Most professions have their own in-jokes but musicians, given to arrogance, pretension, bad housing, lack of sleep and far too much travelling, seem to have an *especially* large back-catalogue.Most music humour is self-deprecating, well perhaps not so much *self* deprecating as abusing other musicians who have committed the unforgivable folly of choosing a different instrument or genre.This book is a collection of well over 600 one liners, humorous lists and definitions spanning classical, rock, folk, jazz, country **and** western, mocking over 50 instruments and their players along the way. Not content with mocking musicians this book mocks drummers too.
| Author | : Milan Kundera |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 340 |
| Release | : 1993-02-26 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 006099505X |
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All too often, this brilliant novel of thwarted love and revenge miscarried has been read for its political implications. Now, a quarter century after The Joke was first published and several years after the collapse of the Soviet-imposed Czechoslovak regime, it becomes easier to put such implications into perspective in favor of valuing the book (and all Kundera 's work) as what it truly is: great, stirring literature that sheds new light on the eternal themes of human existence. The present edition provides English-language readers an important further means toward revaluation of The Joke. For reasons he describes in his Author's Note, Milan Kundera devoted much time to creating (with the assistance of his American publisher-editor) a completely revised translation that reflects his original as closely as any translation possibly can: reflects it in its fidelity not only to the words and syntax but also to the characteristic dictions and tonalities of the novel's narrators. The result is nothing less than the restoration of a classic.
