Jumbo Duct Tape Book
Author | : Jim Berg |
Publisher | : Turtleback Books |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2000-09-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781417775606 |
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Author | : Jim Berg |
Publisher | : Turtleback Books |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2000-09-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781417775606 |
Author | : Jim Berg |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing Company |
Total Pages | : 465 |
Release | : 2000-09-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0761169024 |
Did you know that duct tape can turn any item of clothing into rainwear? That duct tape over a computer screen will keep your kids from surfing naughty sites on the Web? That a perfect solution for those easy-to-lose TV remotes is to duct tape them to your arm? (Not only won't you lose it, you'll never have to relinquish control over it, either!) But can you also believe that Jim and Tim's creative ideas for duct tape spawned not just one bestselling book, but three, plus a calendar? And now the ultimate collection? With two-thirds of the material drawn from their previous books and calendars and one-third all-new, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book is pure nuttiness to the nth degree. The premise is right there, on page one: "One rule can get you through life. It if ain't stuck and it's supposed to be, duct tape it." But of course it's the interpretation that counts-like duct taping the gas pedal for cruise control, or duct taping marbles to your pressure points for instant reflexology. And then there's bending the rule-transforming sneakers into golf shoes by punching nails through duct tape and taping it to the soles, saving energy by taping all switches in the off position. Plus cosmetic dentistry (use white tape for the "The Mask" look, silver for the metal-mouth bad guy look), cell phone safety (tape phone to side of head while driving so hands stay on wheel), home decorating (use duct tape for easy drapery tie-backs). You can even convert the book to a "hard cover" by taping a piece of 1/4 inch sheet of plate steel to the front and back covers. It'll last for years!
Author | : Jim Berg |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 132 |
Release | : 2015-03-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0761173420 |
Halloween and duct tape-it's a marriage made in nutty heaven. Presenting the loopiest duct tape book of them all: a guide to using the universal adhesive for disguise, decoration, tricks, and treats on the holiday where everyone's encouraged to act a little crazy. The Original Duct Tape Halloween Book is a four-color, fully illustrated holiday sourcebook offering more than 101 clever costume ideas, plus dozens of other creative and mischievous uses for duct tape. There are costumes that are quick and easy-Shaving Accident Guy: apply a short strip of red duct tape to your face, and attach a disposable razor to one end. Off-the-wall-Floor of a Movie Theater: Make yourself a sticky-side-out duct tape vest, and cover with popcorn kernels,candy wrappers, and crushed paper cups. Batty-Chia Pet: cover yourself in duct tape (sticky side out) and roll around on freshly mown grass. Ambitious-Marilyn Monroe: Use a tight wrapping of white duct tape over your upper torso and a wire-rigged fly-away dress on your lower half. And congenial-Siamese Twins: Duct tape yourself to your best friend or spouse. Plus how to make giant bats and spiders to scare the kids; holiday pranks (duct tape down the trigger of an air horn and toss it on someone's roof); even a dieting tip: wrap candy in duct tape before eating-all the calories are trapped inside! Halloween will never be the same.
Author | : Jim Berg |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2005-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0740754955 |
The Duct Tape Guys are on a roll. Their six Duct Tape books and many calendars have sold over two million copies, a testament to the universal appeal of duct tape. In Stump the Duct Tape Guys, America's most popular fix-it duo unrolls more inventive and hilarious advice guaranteed to stick to your funny bone.According to Jim and Tim, "If duct tape isn't the answer, then you must be asking the wrong question!" To prove it, they have collected the best and funniest questions and answers from the popular Stump the Duct Tape Guys section of their massive Web site (www.ducttapeguys.com), where real people submit problems that you wouldn't think could be fixed with duct tape. The Duct Tape Guys put on their thinking caps (made entirely out of duct tape, of course) and come up with solutions that never fail to satisfy, or at least amuse, their audience. From broken toasters to broken hearts, the Duct Tape Guys find a way to show that "It ain't broke, it just lacks duct tape."
Author | : Lance Akiyama |
Publisher | : Quarto Publishing Group USA |
Total Pages | : 163 |
Release | : 2017-02-01 |
Genre | : Crafts & Hobbies |
ISBN | : 1631593862 |
Learn to create furniture, bags, outdoor items, and more using duct tape and simple tools and materials, with no special engineering skills needed. Start with duct tape basics that will aid in assembly: Learn cutting and tearing methods and taping techniques (yes, there's more to it than slapping it down). Discover how to make sturdy duct tape sheets that can be cut and shaped. Using easily accessible tools and supplies like a utility knife and heavy-duty cardboard boxes, try your hand at making a desk and desk chair. Grab some foam and make a backpack, or create a custom hammock. Build a geodesic dome, and go truly epic with a giant pyramid catapult. Every project includes step-by-step instructions and clear diagrams and photos. Don't miss Lance Akiyama's tips and suggestions for supplies, project variations, and material substitutions. Follow the solid construction techniques and you'll ensure that these DIY projects will become favorite classroom activities and family projects. Among the projects are: A lightweight bed frame and full-size dresser with working drawers Outdoor pieces like a hammock and garden swing A heavy-duty toolbox with pockets galore, and a stylish two-color messenger bag Ballistics, including a slingshot A kayak! These projects are real, they work, and are super fun. Roll up your sleeves and let the engineering begin!
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Total Pages | : 68 |
Release | : 2004-12-06 |
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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
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Total Pages | : 68 |
Release | : 2005-01-03 |
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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
Author | : Tim Nyberg |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 113 |
Release | : 2006-09 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 0740760742 |
There's only one drinking song that everybody knows and loves: "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"! For those who have trouble making it through all 99 verses (perhaps after imbibing a few beers themselves), best-selling author, Duct Tape Guy, and comic genius Tim Nyberg has put together "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."Perfect for the beer lover in all of us, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" contains the song's complete, unabridged lyrics, illustrated and easy to follow in this handy pocket-sized book. Also included are alternate lyrics for nondrinkers, an optional final verse, and sheet music in case readers tire of singing a cappella."99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is the perfect gift for friends, family, fraternity brothers, and bar buddies. Because whether they're paying homage to stouts, draughts, ales, porters, malts-or just plain cold ones-everyone needs "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!"
Author | : Tim Nyberg |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 194 |
Release | : 2010-09-14 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1449400299 |
Tim Nyberg, author of the hilarious, definitive guide to practical jokes, is back with The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel. This compendium of all-new practical jokes is a wild, diabolical follow-up to the original. Like The Practical Joker's Handbook, this sequel is built upon contributions submitted to his Web site from Nyberg's fans. Of course, the entertaining Nyberg has sifted though his warped fans' merciless suggestions to weed out the dangerous, the mean-spirited, and the potentially litigious. As Nyberg says in the book's introduction, it's only a good practical joke if "both parties (eventually) find humor in the prank." The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel is a sly collection of blueprints for jokes and pranks to play at home, at work, at school, at the office--anywhere.
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Total Pages | : 280 |
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Indianapolis Monthly is the Circle City’s essential chronicle and guide, an indispensable authority on what’s new and what’s news. Through coverage of politics, crime, dining, style, business, sports, and arts and entertainment, each issue offers compelling narrative stories and lively, urbane coverage of Indy’s cultural landscape.