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The Illustrated Christmas Cracker

The Illustrated Christmas Cracker
Author: John Julius Norwich
Publisher: Atlantic Books
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2013-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1782392521

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A classic Christmas gift book, reissued with new cover artwork by Quentin Blake For more than 40 years, John Julius Norwich has been sending out his Christmas Crackers—a personal collection of quirky quotes and literary odds and ends—to his friends instead of a Christmas card. Here, Quentin Blake has made his own selection of favorite pieces and has illustrated them in his own trademark style. From curious dictionary definitions ("Carphology. Delirious fumbling with the bedclothes," Concise Oxford Dictionary) and tortuous palindromes ("Live dirt up a side-track carted is a putrid evil") to 18th-century accounts of drunken pigs and Benjamin Franklin's account of inventing bifocals, this cracker is stuffed with surprising, offbeat, often hilarious gems. Enlivened by Quentin Blake's witty illustrations, this book is a perfect stocking-stuffer.


Tom Smith's Christmas Crackers

Tom Smith's Christmas Crackers
Author: Peter Kimpton
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2004
Genre: Christmas decorations
ISBN: 9780752431642

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For over 150 years, crackers have been a traditional part of Christmas festivities in the UK, but who was the creator of this wonderful innovation? Little is known about Tom Smith, confectioner and cracker creator, but Peter Kimpton draws on a wealth of archive material to relate the story of Tom Smith and the Christmas Cracker. From humble beginnings as a confectioner, Tom Smith created a highly successful company through the manufacture of crackers. The history of the company is richly illustrated by contemporary trade catalogs and company artwork. Today, the Tom Smith Group is proud to be the official supplier of Christmas crackers to the Royal Household, a tradition long held since the beginning of the 20th century.


Macca's Christmas Crackers

Macca's Christmas Crackers
Author: Matt Cosgrove
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Total Pages: 27
Release: 2019-10-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0702300004

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It's Christmas time, and Macca has a long list of presents that he would love to buy his friends. But when he checks his piggy bank, he realises that he's spent all of his savings. Oh no! This heartfelt celebration of friendship and kindness is the perfect Christmas story.


Oliver Moon's Christmas Cracker

Oliver Moon's Christmas Cracker
Author: Sue Mongredien
Publisher: Usborne Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2007
Genre: Bullying
ISBN: 9780746077931

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Oliver is fed up when he finds out he's going to be spending Christmas with his bullying cousins, Thug and Thugette, and things just go from bad to worse when they play a nasty trick on him. But with a little inspiration from a magical Christmas cracker, he comes up with a plan to save the day.


Dave's Christmas Cracker

Dave's Christmas Cracker
Author: Sue Hendra
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2016-10-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1444925598

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A brilliantly funny Christmas picture book, from the bestselling author of Supertato. Dave loves Christmas. There are friends, presents and, best of all, an ENORMOUS Christmas meal. Including LOTS of Brussel sprouts... Rumble, rumble goes Dave's tummy. Christmas is going to be EXPLOSIVE! Giggles are guaranteed with this fart-filled festive frolic! Perfect for fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas and Barry the Fish with Fingers.


The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker

The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker
Author: Jacqueline Wilson
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 336
Release: 2014-09-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1448195721

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The Jacqueline Wilson Christmas Cracker is packed with brilliant Christmas stories, including a brand-new tale from Jacqueline, and classic favourite Starring Tracy Beaker, in which Jacqueline's most famous heroine gets the lead part in her Christmas play! There are tasty Christmas recipes, perfect present tips, and fun facts all about Christmas. Plus, there's a special letter from Jacqueline herself, so you can find out all about her own Christmas memories and traditions! Merry Christmas from Jacqueline Wilson!


The Ultimate Christmas Cracker

The Ultimate Christmas Cracker
Author: John Julius Norwich
Publisher: John Murray Publishers
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-11-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781529324907

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In 1969, John Julius Norwich, the legendary popular historian, gathered together the favourite things he'd come across in the last 365 days into one short charming pamphlet. Initially just a treat for his friends, it rapidly turned into a huge word-of-mouth success. And soon the arrival of John Julius Norwich's latest 'Christmas Cracker' became as essential a part of the English Christmas experience as holly and mistletoe. Norwich had a brilliant eye for a story and telling detail, and his Crackers are full of jokes, warmth and wit. Here in one bumper book is his final and 50th Christmas Cracker, alongside all the very best bits as picked out by his daughter Artemis Cooper. This is the perfect Christmas gift.


A Christmas Cracker

A Christmas Cracker
Author: John Julius Norwich
Publisher:
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2015-12-01
Genre:
ISBN: 9780955167096

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The Bolds' Christmas Cracker

The Bolds' Christmas Cracker
Author: Julian Clary
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019-10
Genre: Bold family (Fictitious characters)
ISBN: 9781783448425

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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! What happened to the hyena who swallowed an Oxo cube? He made a laughing stock of himself! Merry Christmas! The Bolds, the wildest family in Teddington, are back with a bumper book of jolly japes. It's packed with rib-tickling jokes and puzzles including wordsearches, crosswords, mazes, riddles and spot the difference to keep kids entertained long after the Christmas presents are unwrapped!


An English Christmas

An English Christmas
Author: John Julius Norwich
Publisher: John Murray
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2017-11-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1473665949

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'If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'Every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.' This year go carol-singing in the Cotswolds with Laurie Lee or attend church with a grumpy Samuel Pepys. Make plum puddings for bemused French villagers with Elizabeth David; go present shopping with Virginia Woolf or eat far too much with Agatha Christie. Celebrate Christmas at Chatsworth, in the workhouse or marooned in the ice with Shackleton ... For forty-five years, the arrival of John Julius Norwich's latest Christmas Cracker became as essential a part of the Christmas experience as holly and mistletoe. In An English Christmas the late legendary popular historian gathered all the best writing about this strangest and most memorable time of year into one book and his brilliant eye for a story is evident on every page. Vividly evoking all the good things about the festive season, this unexpected anthology is just as entertaining about its darker aspects. Eight-year-old Princess Margaret's thank-you list jostles with moving letters home from the trenches. Sherlock Holmes solves his trickiest case. George Orwell writes about indigestion; Jane Austen about reluctant socialising and Thomas Hardy about the old folk belief that all animals kneel at midnight on 24 December. There are ghost stories, games and bizarre recipes. Diary-entries, recipes and letters sit alongside poems and short stories. An English Christmas could convert any Scrooge into an instant enthusiast.