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| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 205 |
| Release | : 2024-08-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
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When Maggie Lee agrees to take her nieces to the traveling carnival, she anticipates cotton candy, rickety rides and games of chance. But when she's recruited by Templeton to take on the owner of the carnival, she ends up scrambling through her most madcap adventure yet! With the help of the menagerie and a couple of "semi-retired" criminals, Maggie heads up the team Templeton needs to exact his petty revenge. This hilarious, low-stakes misadventure is just what our harried heroine needs!
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2012-01-24 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0062134620 |
Download Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear. Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law. Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to. Training has never been so complicated! And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 197 |
| Release | : 2019-12-27 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
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Download The Hitwoman Goes to Prison Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Family is everything. That’s the motto Maggie Lee lives by. She’s proven that she’ll do anything (even become an assassin…albeit an inept one, as God likes to remind her) to take care of those she loves. Even when they drive her crazy. But as Maggie attempts to reunite a young boy with his mother, her own family is in danger of falling apart. The human members are facing a heartbreaking loss, the animals are mutinying against one of their own, and a missing skull is causing trouble for everyone. Maggie may be able to save an innocent’s life, but can she save her family?
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 186 |
| Release | : 2019-05-21 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
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Download The Hitwoman in a Pickle Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The klutzy contract killer must enlist the help of both her psychic friend, Armani, and her ever-growing collection of talking pets, as she desperately searches for not one, but two, missing relatives. At the same time she’s trying to keep the peace in her crazy family and complete an unwanted assignment from mob boss, Delveccio, which could end with her on ice. And oh yeah, she’s got a date with a certain hot manny. Maggie and friends follow a crazy and convoluted path to try to save the day, but will an unexpected enemy get the upper hand?
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 179 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Fiction |
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Download The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Imagine a high-strung, comfort loving hitwoman at a rustic spiritual retreat. Things are finally looking up for Maggie Lee. Her almost-lover Patrick is taking steps (albeit deadly ones) to insure they’ll have a future together, her niece Katie is about to be released from the hospital, her sister Marlene has stopped turning tricks and started tossing pizzas, and Maggie has a chance to land a new (legal) job. If only God would stop hounding her to apologize to her mother, Maggie would be pretty close to content with her life. When Maggie agrees to take out a new target, using a spiritual retreat as her cover story, she ends up with a spoon (long story), an odd, selectively mute roommate, and a chance to save a life. As Maggie struggles to balance all the important people in her life and deliver on the deadly contract, she begins to believe that God may be right about the act of contrition he’s demanded…but will she live long enough to do it?
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 182 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Fiction |
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Download The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
So many men….so little help. Maladroit hitwoman Maggie Lee has never been one to ask for help. But now she’s found out that her niece, Katie, will soon be discharged from the hospital - making Maggie her guardian not just in name - and her semi-psychic friend Armani Vasquez has been kidnapped. Suddenly Maggie could really use some help. While her crazy, but lovable, aunts are ready to help out with Katie, none of the men in her life are willing (or able) to lend a hand to save Armani. With both cops and bad guys telling her not to go after Armani alone, she knows the smart thing to do would be to listen to them. But Maggie’s not the type to abandon those she loves. Even with Patrick, Maggie's murder-mentor and almost-lover, and her old friend Zeke out of the picture, Maggie’s not desperate enough to bring herself to involve crime reporter Jack Stern in her quest. Armed with only Armani’s cryptic clues, and assisted by her snarky lizard, her dumb, but extremely loyal dog, and a one-eyed cat, Maggie decides to take on whoever's taken Armani. Will the lack of human help prove to be her undoing? Or will a special guy come through for her in the end?
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 200 |
| Release | : 2024-08-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
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Download The Hitwoman's Dying Wish Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Maggie Lee is just doing the right thing when she drives her boyfriend to the hospital so that he can donate part of his liver to a stranger, but things quickly go wrong. On her way home, Maggie witnesses a car crash and rushes to try to help the driver, but he is dying. He implores her to help him "make things right" by finding his "real" Last Will & Testament, but then passes before he can tell her exactly where it is hidden. Feeling obligated to fulfill the man's dying wish, she does her best to decipher cryptic clues and searches for the missing document. Soon she discovers that she's not the only one looking for it, and that's when things get dangerous.
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 181 |
| Release | : 2019-05-21 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
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Download The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee has discovered the sister she thought was dead might be alive. She’s desperate to find her, but all of her bosses are making unreasonable demands. Demands she can’t afford not to meet. Once again, Delveccio, the chocolate pudding loving mob boss, needs someone whacked. Her obnoxious boss at her day job insists she intervene on his behalf with her semi-psychic friend, Armani. And the mysterious organization with the power to put her almost-lover Patrick behind bars has saddled her with an annoying new partner and sent her on a mission that has gone to the dogs. With the clock ticking, Maggie (along with her snarky lizard, dyslexic Doberman and Southern belle cat) does her best to pull off every job without winding up in jail or dead…but is her best good enough?
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 201 |
| Release | : 2024-07-31 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
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Download The Hitwoman Spirals Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Maggie Lee’s life is spiraling out of control. (What else is new, right?) Her family is pulling her in a dozen directions. Her pets are bickering incessantly. She’s got a job that she’s not quite sure she’s up to doing. And it kind of feels like everyone is conspiring to drive her nuts. Join Maggie and her menagerie on their latest misadventure, The Hitwoman Spirals, Book 44 in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series.
| Author | : JB Lynn |
| Publisher | : Jennifer Baum |
| Total Pages | : 198 |
| Release | : 2024-03-21 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
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Download The Hitwoman VS the Training Schedule Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Everybody knows that bumbling assassin Maggie Lee isn’t in the best of physical shape, but that is about to change. Not because she’s caught the fitness bug, but because it’s a job requirement. (A job she tried to refuse, but there were mentions of debts, threats, and other untoward stuff so she couldn’t really say no.) So now Maggie is in training. She’s got the shirt to prove it and everything. The one that says, “Dead Last Finish, Beats Did Not Finish, Which Greatly Trumps Did Not Start”. Can Maggie get to the starting line on time? Can she finish her assignment? Or will she end up dead? (God’s betting on the third option.)
