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The Ha Ha Bonk Book

The Ha Ha Bonk Book
Author: Janet Ahlberg
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 96
Release: 1982-03-25
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0141960086

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Laughter guaranteed with The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg - jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: What goes ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off. and What goes 99 bonk? A centipede with a wooden leg and What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt? A bad golfer and lots more besides! This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy. Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them Each Peach Pear Plum, Peepo!, Burglar Bill and The Jolly Postman. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.


The Ha Ha Bonk Book

The Ha Ha Bonk Book
Author: Janet Ahlberg
Publisher:
Total Pages: 94
Release: 2019
Genre: English wit and humor
ISBN:

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The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg is jam-packed with brilliant jokes! This book is full of good jokes to tell your dad, mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of.


Woof!

Woof!
Author: Allan Ahlberg
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2005-03-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0141937637

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He felt a curious tingling in his hands and feet. He felt his nose becoming cold and wet, his ears becoming flappy. The thought in his mind was: 'I'm turning into a dog!' Eric is a perfectly ordinary boy. Perfectly ordinary that is, until the night when, in fifteen seconds flat, he turns into a dog! Eric and his best friend are determined to sniff out the truth - what makes an ordinary boy go 'woof'?


The Old Joke Book

The Old Joke Book
Author: Janet Ahlberg
Publisher: Puffin
Total Pages: 32
Release: 1987
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780140505962

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A collection of humorous riddles, cartoon strips, and poems featuring the Bogies, Little Mo and her Magic Pencil, Bully Bertha, and others.


The Ha Ha Bonk Book

The Ha Ha Bonk Book
Author: Janet Ahlberg
Publisher:
Total Pages: 95
Release: 1989-01-01
Genre: Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN: 9781850899723

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Peepo!

Peepo!
Author: Allan Ahlberg
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2011-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0141340614

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Peepo! is the much-loved picture book classic by Janet and Allan Ahlberg. Peepo! is a modern classic that continues to delight generations of babies and toddlers and their parents A perfect gift for new babies and parents, no home should be without a copy! Here's a little baby One, two three Standing in his cot What does he see? Praise for Peepo! 'The best book ever published for babies' - Books for Your Children 'Surely no one - baby, child or adult - could fail to enjoy Peepo!' - Sunday Telegraph 'A book to last a lifetime . . . this is a perfect book for sharing' - Nursery World Allan Ahlberg has published over 100 children's books and with his late wife Janet, created many award-winning children's picture books. The Baby's Catalogue was inspired by their daughter, Jessica. The Ahlbergs' books are nursery bookshelf standards and have been the recipient of worldwide acclaim and awards, including the Kate Greenaway Medal.


Hungry

Hungry
Author: H. A. Swain
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2014-06-03
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1250061849

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For fans of The Giver, a futuristic thriller with a diverse cast. In Thalia's world, there is no more food and no need for food, as everyone takes medication to ward off hunger. Her parents both work for the company that developed the drugs society consumes to quell any food cravings, and they live a life of privilege as a result. When Thalia meets a boy who is part of an underground movement to bring food back, she realizes that there is an entire world outside her own. She also starts to feel hunger, and so does the boy. Are the meds no longer working? Together, they set out to find the only thing that will quell their hunger: real food. It's a journey that will change everything Thalia thought she knew. But can a "privy" like her ever truly be part of a revolution?


Heard it in the Playground

Heard it in the Playground
Author: Allan Ahlberg
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 120
Release: 1991-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0141942479

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'The teacher tapped his forehead. At last! the children cried! The answer, Sir's, in your head... What a perfect place to hide' Jump into Allan Ahlberg's playful world of poetry, perfect for primary school children. Shed a tear for The Boy Without A Name, discover the secrets to teachers (they NEVER leave the school!?) and try to solve the riddles of The Answer. Packed with rhythmic poetry and playful songs, this timeless collection has delighted children for generations. 'Every desk should hide a copy; every staff room own one' - The Observer Discover more school stories from Alan Ahlberg: Starting School Please Mrs Butler


Jolly Pocket Postman

Jolly Pocket Postman
Author: Allan Ahlberg
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006-10-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0670886262

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Once more the Jolly Postman rides - and flies - and shrinks! The Jolly Postman is setting off on his third adventure. . . but nothing goes quite to plan when he suffers a bump to the head, and shrinks to the size of a postage stamp! And from then it just gets curiouser and curiouser. . . Featuring a whole host of familiar characters and of course, beautiful pull-out letters and a magnifying glass, The Jolly Pocket Postman is the third story in the bestselling and award-winning series by Janet and Alan Ahlberg.


Burglar Bill

Burglar Bill
Author: Allan Ahlberg
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-05-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0718194195

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Everything in Burglar Bill's life is stolen, from the toast, marmalade and coffee he has for breakfast to the bed he sleeps in. One night when he is out burgling, he comes across a box with holes in the lid on a doorstep. He picks it up of course and when he gets home he discovers, to his horror, that he has stolen a baby. He and the baby muddle along together until one night he is disturbed by a burglar - Burglar Betty. She is the mother of Burglar Bill's baby. Bill and Betty decide to reform and live honest lives; they return all the stolen goods, get married and live happily ever after!