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Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 140 |
Release | : 2016-06-06 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781533635686 |
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A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.
Author | : Malcolm Kushner |
Publisher | : Little Quote Books |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2011 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9780578086439 |
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Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.
Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 442 |
Release | : 2015-10-19 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781517675172 |
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The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.
Author | : Dick Enberg |
Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 260 |
Release | : 2000-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780740709968 |
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Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.
Author | : Bob Phillips |
Publisher | : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 372 |
Release | : 1993 |
Genre | : Quotations, English |
ISBN | : 9780842350358 |
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A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Author | : Adrian Clarke |
Publisher | : Carlton Books |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2017-08 |
Genre | : Soccer |
ISBN | : 9781780979700 |
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"Kicking Off: The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is the most comprehensive collection of some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport. Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations."--bookdepository.com.
Author | : Jim Kraus |
Publisher | : Baker Books |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2012 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0800720865 |
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A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.
Author | : Ned Vizzini |
Publisher | : Disney Electronic Content |
Total Pages | : 452 |
Release | : 2010-09-25 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1423141083 |
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Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
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Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 301 |
Release | : 2011-08-16 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1569759944 |
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Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. From the witty quips of Mark Twain to the unintentionally hilarious gaffs of today’s celebrities, this collection of snappy quotes puts readers in hysterics. This uproarious volume has clever gems on every topic imaginable. It ranges from Oscar Wilde’s devious perspective on people (“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”) to Socrates’ ironic advice on marriage (“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”) to Julia Roberts’ view on keeping it real (“Your face tells a story—and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”). The 2,320 FunniestQuotes is perfect for readers who want a cocktail party wisecrack, Facebook wall post, or witty retort, or who are just looking for a reason to smile. Laugh until you cry with such words of wisdom as . . . God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. —Robin Williams Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. —Spike Milligan Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. —Oscar Wilde The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! —Homer Simpson When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was “Always.” —Rita Rudner Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. —George Burns
Author | : M. Prefontaine |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 150 |
Release | : 2016-10-28 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781539807285 |
Download The Best Smart Quotes Book Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This is a collection of over 1100 of the smartest and most intelligent quotes ever said or written. In it you will find truth, knowledge and insight contained in short succinct quotes. If you want just one quotes book then this should be it. The book provides over 1100 selected quotes from contributors ranging from Plato to Bob Dylan. There is a wide diversity of subject and viewpoints and no matter where you turn to in the book there is something to help you become a better and more insightful person. Thoughts expressed succinctly can have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, and they can provide insight. They can be the best way of getting a message across in an email or in a speech. They can also just provide an interesting read for those who want to sit and digest some of the greatest thoughts from the greatest minds that ever lived.