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The Funniest People in Sports and Neighborhoods

The Funniest People in Sports and Neighborhoods
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 239
Release: 2006-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1430300302

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This book contains such anecdotes as these: 1) Bob Zuppke coached the football Illini for years. In a discussion of football rules, someone described a play and asked whether the officials had made the right call. Before answering, however, Mr. Zuppke asked, "Which team made the foul-Illinois or the other one?" 2) At a Westminster Dog Show in Madison Square Garden, a woman was selling an expensive coat made for dogs. Saying "We want her dog to look as smart as madame," the saleslady held up a pink cocktail coat made out of embroidered silk with a lining of mohair. Sportswriter Robert Lipsyte asked her, "When would a dog wear that?" The saleslady replied, "After five o'clock." 3) Shannon Martin was six years old when she won an age-12-and-under roping contest, for which she was written up in the "Roping Sports News." Because she hadn't learned to read yet, she kept saying to her father, "Come on, Dad. Read it again."


The Funniest People in Sports: 250 Anecdotes

The Funniest People in Sports: 250 Anecdotes
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2015-03-18
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781312999015

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Paperback edition. This book is one-half of my previous book "The Funniest People in Sports and Neighborhoods: 500 Anecdotes." This book contains 250 anecdotes about sports, including this one: As an 11-year-old, gymnast Shannon Miller finished second (behind Wendy Bruce) in the all-around competition in the Alamo Classic. Afterward, the pre-teen Shannon signed autographs for her adoring fans. In fact, when her father, Ron, went up to talk to her, other parents grew angry at him because they thought he was cutting in line.


The Funniest People in Comedy and Relationships: 500 Anecdotes

The Funniest People in Comedy and Relationships: 500 Anecdotes
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2006-09-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1847287808

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This book contains such anecdotes as these: 1) In his Answer Man column, film critic Roger Ebert answered a question by Matt Sandler about who was the world's most beautiful woman by saying that she was Indian actress Aishwarya Rai. In a later Answer Man column, a reader stated that Mr. Ebert should have answered the question by saying, "My wife." However, Mr. Ebert had a good reason for not answering the question that way: "Matt Sandler asked about women, not goddesses." 2) To advertise its Razzles candy, Mars Candy decided to use a Cleveland, Ohio, show in which comedian Ron Sweed, aka The Ghoul, hosted several mostly bad horror movies. The Ghoul criticized the candy for weeks, and the more he criticized it, the more its sales went up. In gratitude, Mars Candy delivered a case of Razzles to The Ghoul. The case of candy remained on the set of The Ghoul's show for year--unopened.


Ben Jonson's "The Alchemist": A Retelling

Ben Jonson's
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2017-08-03
Genre:
ISBN: 1387035525

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This is an easy-to-read retelling on Ben Jonson's classic comedy "The Alchemist," whose theme is the love of money.


Ben Jonson's "Volpone, or the Fox": A Retelling

Ben Jonson's
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 282
Release: 2017-11-02
Genre:
ISBN: 1387184245

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Ben Jonson was a master of satire who ranks with Jonathan Swift and Voltaire. In Volpone, he tackles greed. The wealthy Venetian gentleman Volpone is as cunning as a fox, and he pretends to be very ill and dying in order to entice legacy-hunters to give him valuable gifts in hopes of being named his heir. This works well for three years, but then This is an easy-to-read retelling of Ben Jonson's satiric masterpiece: "Volpone, or the Fox."


The Famous Victories of Henry V: A Retelling

The Famous Victories of Henry V: A Retelling
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2018-02
Genre:
ISBN: 1387509292

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This is an easy-to-retelling of "The Famous Victories of Henry V," which is an important source for William Shakespeare's "Henry IV" and "Henry V" plays.


King Edward III: A Retelling

King Edward III: A Retelling
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2020-04-04
Genre:
ISBN: 1387722093

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This is an easy-to-read retelling of "King Edward III," a history play that may have been written in part by William Shakespeare.


Ben Jonson's "Bartholomew Fair": A Retelling

Ben Jonson's
Author: David Bruce
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 332
Release: 2018-01-05
Genre:
ISBN: 1387327747

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This is an easy-to-read retelling of Ben Jonson's classic comedy play "Bartholomew Fair."