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The Awful Tenant Starter Pack

The Awful Tenant Starter Pack
Author: Bjorn J. P. Peeters
Publisher: Tales Of Peeters
Total Pages: 83
Release: 2024-07-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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2 complete short funny stories for adults about the worst imaginable tenants, and the only guy who can make them leave THE TENANT WHISPERER is a little series of wacky short funny stories for adults. The world's worst tenants are destroying properties and driving landlords to insanity. One man, Rick Houseman, braves mountains of dirty diapers and ravines of moldy food. Rushing to the property owner's aid, he uses his own now-violent but highly creative methods to get the tenants from hell out. Each episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. Each story is filled with entertainment and jokes. Tongue-in-cheek funny observations on human nature. Wild and risky humor that'll leave you snickering and nodding your head. And then off course the complete blow-the-roof-off-cringe disasters. Men, but also women who can appreciate a bit of wacky humor, will find plenty in these stories to enjoy themselves! Whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this edgy humorous series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you with a pleasantly giddy feeling. This bundle contains the FIRST TWO funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | The Woman In The Slimy Bathtub When Rick Houseman gets a call from a landlord in peril, he and his beautiful assistant Ella-Mae drive up and break out the protective suit and heavy-duty gloves. The house looks like a garbage truck got sick and threw up and then died on the spot. Rick will have to risk his life and sanity just to get inside and find the tenants. #2 | The Man In The Apocalypse School An ex-janitor turned a former school building into a post-apocalypse fortress. The police won't go in anymore because of the deadly anti-zombie traps (not to mention the guy is armed for doomsday). So Rick Houseman is called upon to infiltrate the building and convince the crazy guy and his nightmare pet to leave. --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.


George R. R. Martin Starter Pack 4-Book Bundle

George R. R. Martin Starter Pack 4-Book Bundle
Author: George R. R. Martin
Publisher: Bantam
Total Pages: 1335
Release: 2012-12-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0345541138

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The epic saga that inspired HBO’s Game of Thrones made George R. R. Martin an international phenomenon, but there’s much more to this versatile, prolific, and original author. In addition to the book that kicks off A Song of Ice of Fire, this eBook bundle includes Dreamsongs: Volume I, which showcases Martin’s early writings; Fevre Dream, the acclaimed author’s reinvention of the vampire novel; and The Armageddon Rag, a thrilling story of psychedelic—and apocalyptic—rock. Spanning genres of fantasy, science fiction, horror, and suspense, Martin’s virtuosic talents will surprise and delight even his most devoted fans. A GAME OF THRONES “The only fantasy series I’d put on a level with J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings . . . It’s a fantasy series for hip, smart people, even those who don’t read fantasy.”—Chicago Tribune In a land where summers can last decades and winters a lifetime, trouble is brewing. As sinister forces mass beyond the kingdom’s protective Wall, the king’s powers are failing—his most trusted adviser is dead and his enemies are emerging from the shadows of the throne. At the center of the conflict lie the Starks of Winterfell, a family as harsh and unyielding as the frozen land they were born to. Now Lord Eddard Stark is reluctantly summoned to serve as the king’s new Hand, an appointment that threatens to sunder not only his family but the kingdom itself. DREAMSONGS: VOLUME I “The ideal way to discover . . . a master of science fiction, fantasy and horror. . . . Martin is a writer like no other.”—The Guardian (U.K.) Gathered here are the very best of Martin’s early works, including his Hugo, Nebula, and Bram Stoker award–winning stories, cool fan pieces, and the original novella The Ice Dragon, from which his New York Times bestselling children’s book of the same title originated. With extensive author commentary, Dreamsongs: Volume I is a rare treat, offering fascinating insights into Martin’s journey from young writer to award-winning master. FEVRE DREAM “An adventure into the heart of darkness that transcends even the most inventive vampire novels.”—Los Angeles Herald Examiner Abner Marsh, a struggling riverboat captain, suspects that something’s amiss when he is approached by a wealthy aristocrat with a lucrative offer. The hauntingly pale, steely-eyed Joshua York doesn’t care that the icy winter of 1857 has wiped out all but one of Marsh’s dilapidated fleet. Not until the maiden voyage of Fevre Dream does Marsh realize that he has joined a mission both more sinister, and perhaps more noble, than his most fantastic nightmare—and humankind’s most impossible dream. THE ARMAGEDDON RAG “The best novel concerning the American pop music culture of the sixties I’ve ever read.”—Stephen King Onetime underground journalist Sandy Blair has come a long way from his radical roots in the sixties—until he’s drawn back by the bizarre and brutal murder of a rock promoter who made millions with a band called the Nazgûl. As Sandy investigates the crime, he finds himself drawn back into his own past. For a new messiah has resurrected the Nazgûl along with a requiem of demonism, mind control, and death, whose apocalyptic tune only Sandy may be able to change.


The Funny Marriage Trouble Starter Pack

The Funny Marriage Trouble Starter Pack
Author: Bjorn J. P. Peeters
Publisher: Tales Of Peeters
Total Pages: 91
Release: 2024-07-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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3 complete short funny stories for adults about marriage and the unexpectedly weird but hilarious trouble you can get yourself into FUNNY MARRIAGE TROUBLE is a little series of short funny stories for adults about (soon-to-be) married couples and some of the weird, scandalous, and hilarious trouble they get themselves into. Each humorous episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. The stories are lighthearted and filled with jokes. From tongue-in-cheek observations on human nature, to more daring comedy that's sure to have some people cringe and shake their heads, while others will be trying to hold their pee while laughing. But whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this wildly entertaining series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you feeling pleasantly giddy. This bundle contains the FIRST THREE funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | The Golden Years Manuel’s about to be married to the woman he loves, but an unexpected visit from a strange old woman threatens to send the marriage train of the rails at the very last minute. It doesn’t get much crazier than this! #2 | Love Thy Neighbor Lisa meets her attractive but married neighbor while on vacation at the beach. Somewhat to her surprise, the guy doesn’t seem to recognize her! She decides to do a little innocent flirting and see what happens. #3| The Final Word A woman remembers visiting her grandparents at the farm as a little girl, where she witnessed her grumpy grandpa's unique (not to mention scandalous) way of handling marriage disputes with his pretty young wife. --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.


The Shimmers Of The Past Starter Pack

The Shimmers Of The Past Starter Pack
Author: Bjorn J. P. Peeters
Publisher: Tales Of Peeters
Total Pages: 81
Release: 2024-08-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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3 complete short stories about reincarnation. Perfect for people who enjoy reading spiritual fiction about the mysteries of the soul, the universe, and the bonds that transcend lifetimes. SHIMMERS OF THE PAST is a moving short story series about the possibility of reincarnation. Each story revolves around a young child and it's somewhat unusual, sometimes dramatic, reaction to visiting certain places or seeing certain objects; for example an old paining. These fictional stories touch lightly on the subject of past lives and emotional bonds transcending lifetimes. Instead of trying to argue or explain, the stories will let you enjoy the mystery and broaden your mind to the possibilities. The following stories are included in this starter pack: 01| The Nymphs She Loved 02| The Mother He knew 03| The Hall Of Mirrors The Nymphs She Loved: Amelia, a little girl of seven, flees the ancient city of Rome along with her family. In the countryside she falls in love with the nymphs of her imagination. Not knowing that two thousand years later, her love for the darling spirits will connect with a little girl who goes by another name. The Mother He knew Nicholas, an energetic boy of six, becomes obsessed with a painting that hangs in the house of two old ladies he's never met before. There's no obvious reason why the peaceful-looking painting of two people in a rowing boat should upset him. So why is he overwhelmed with emotions? The Hall Of Mirrors During an unpleasant vacation in Rome, six-year-old Beth visits an old palace that has a magnificent room called the Hall Of Mirrors. There she loses herself in imaginary play with a blonde boy that isn't there. Is he just a figment of her imagination, or could she possibly be remembering something? Is this series for you? This short story series is ideal for people interested in spiritual, esoteric, & mystical stories about reincarnation, rebirth, and past lives. The stories themselves are fictional and do not argue or try to explain, but rather let you enjoy pondering the mysteries of life, the soul, and the universe. They are stimulating for the imagination. And being bittersweet, they are also rather the emotional ride (as is life itself). As short stories that can be read in half an hour, they can offer you a quick and relaxing break under almost any circumstances. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Men's Funniest Dates', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.


Farm Tenancy

Farm Tenancy
Author: United States. Congress. House. Committee on Agriculture
Publisher:
Total Pages: 380
Release: 1937
Genre: Agriculture
ISBN:

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Good Germs, Bad Germs

Good Germs, Bad Germs
Author: Jessica Snyder Sachs
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 410
Release: 2008-09-30
Genre: Science
ISBN: 1429923296

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Making Peace with Microbes Public sanitation and antibiotic drugs have brought about historic increases in the human life span; they have also unintentionally produced new health crises by disrupting the intimate, age-old balance between humans and the microorganisms that inhabit our bodies and our environment. As a result, antibiotic resistance now ranks among the gravest medical problems of modern times. Good Germs, Bad Germs addresses not only this issue but also what has become known as the "hygiene hypothesis"— an argument that links the over-sanitation of modern life to now-epidemic increases in immune and other disorders. In telling the story of what went terribly wrong in our war on germs, Jessica Snyder Sachs explores our emerging understanding of the symbiotic relationship between the human body and its resident microbes—which outnumber its human cells by a factor of nine to one! The book also offers a hopeful look into a future in which antibiotics will be designed and used more wisely, and beyond that, to a day when we may replace antibacterial drugs and cleansers with bacterial ones—each custom-designed for maximum health benefits.


Every Tenant's Legal Guide

Every Tenant's Legal Guide
Author: Janet Portman
Publisher: Nolo
Total Pages: 497
Release: 2024-05-28
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1413331726

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More states than ever before are passing laws—such as rent control and eviction prevention laws—to protect tenants. This book helps renters navigate and use these new protections (along with the old ones) to their advantage, and offers timely advice on how tenants can handle common rental-related problems without assistance from a lawyer.


Hearings

Hearings
Author: United States. Congress. House. Committee on Agriculture
Publisher:
Total Pages: 366
Release: 1937
Genre:
ISBN:

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Hearings

Hearings
Author: United States. Congress. House
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1470
Release: 1937
Genre:
ISBN:

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Farm Credit Act of 1935

Farm Credit Act of 1935
Author: United States. Congress. House. Committee on Agriculture
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1472
Release: 1937
Genre: Agricultural credit
ISBN:

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