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Someone's Always Watching Me Pee

Someone's Always Watching Me Pee
Author: Marylynn St. Germaine
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2015-06-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781499298710

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I carry on the honest, but funny mom baton into the next generation of mothers, offering unsolicited advice, unnecessary suggestions to avoid peeing a little when you sneeze, inaccurate medical statistics, unhelpful tips for keeping it all together and the possible illegal promotion of prescription medication. Universal and truthfully funny, Someone's Always Watching Me Pee is the black-and-white version of our best girlfriend. This book answers the questions that keep us up at night and makes us feel a little better when we lie to our children ("McDonald's is closed today"). This is not a book for those who share a family bed and jar their own baby food. This is for the moms who dole out Benadryl, not as an allergy medicine, but rather to get their kids to sleep on an airplane or long car ride. The moms whose infants, barely able to formulate but 5 words, can spot a McDonald's or Chick-Fil-A and shout "Chicky Nugget!." And this book is for moms who have, although briefly, (but still nonetheless terrifying) ever lost their child at a pumpkin patch, a grocery store, a mall, a Peter Piper Pizza... or all of the above.


Someone to Watch Over Me

Someone to Watch Over Me
Author: Michelle Stimpson
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
Total Pages: 351
Release: 2013-03-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0758285914

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Tori Henderson is on the fast track in her marketing career in Houston, but her personal life is slow as molasses. So when her beloved Aunt Dottie falls ill, Tori travels back to tiny Bayford to care for her. But when she arrives, she's faced with more than she bargained for, including Dottie's struggling local store and a troubled little step-cousin, DeAndre. . . Just as Tori is feeling overwhelmed, she re-connects with her old crush, the pastor's son, Jacob, who is as handsome as Tori remembers. As the church rallies for Aunt Dottie's recovery, Aunt Dottie rallies to remind Tori of God's love. And when Tori and DeAndre form an unexpected bond, and sparks fly between her and Jacob, small-town life starts looking promising. Tori came to Bayford to give, but she just might receive more than she dreamed was still possible for her. . . Praise for Michelle Stimpson's Novels "Michelle Stimpson does a wonderful job of creating characters that are believable and loveable."—Good Girl Book Club "Inspirational and full of hope." —Urban Reviews on Last Temptation "Her spiritual perspective adds depth that has you pondering her characters long after the book is done." —Tiffany L. Warren,Essence® bestselling author, on Falling Into Grace


OUT OF THE DAYDREAM

OUT OF THE DAYDREAM
Author: Kathleen M. McGinley
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 172
Release: 2010-08-27
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1453518762

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Out of the Daydream is based on the real life story of a young Barry McGinley; an Australian kid born in the mid 30's, who tells us what it was like to grow up in those days. His little adventures together with his unique personality, will take you back in time where things only ever happened in black and white.


The Other End of the Leash

The Other End of the Leash
Author: Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2009-02-19
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 0307489183

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Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.


Your Worst Fears

Your Worst Fears
Author: Janae Mitchell
Publisher: Janae Mitchell
Total Pages: 410
Release: 2016-10-29
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1537126008

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"Reality was now a nightmare I couldn't wake up from." When a paranormal research team spends the night in the notoriously haunted Smoky Mountain Sanatorium, they imagine it will be like any other investigation. However, when the normal things that go bump in the night turn into screams, with investigators running from things they can't see, they realize it will be nothing like other investigations. Determined not to let the ghosts of the sanatorium win, they stick together and stay until morning, not leaving until the sun comes up. What the team fails to realize is that they might be able to leave the sanatorium, but they'll never really be able to get away. Once the ghosts of Smoky Mountain Sanatorium are awakened, so are your worst fears.


Spirit Matters

Spirit Matters
Author: Matthew J. Pallamary
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 268
Release: 2007-12
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1434318028

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This book acts as a supplement to a traditional textbook in international business. This book provides for an applications-oriented approach to the study of international business.


Radical

Radical
Author: E. M. Kokie
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Total Pages: 444
Release: 2016-09-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0763674141

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Determined to survive the crisis she’s sure is imminent, Bex is at a loss when her world collapses in the one way she hasn’t planned for. Preppers. Survivalists. Bex prefers to think of herself as a realist who plans to survive, but regardless of labels, they’re all sure of the same thing: a crisis is coming. And when it does, Bex will be ready. She’s planned exactly what to pack, she knows how to handle a gun, and she’ll drag her family to safety by force if necessary. When her older brother discovers Clearview, a group that takes survival just as seriously as she does, Bex is intrigued. While outsiders might think they’re a delusional doomsday group, she knows there’s nothing crazy about being prepared. But Bex isn’t prepared for Lucy, who is soft and beautiful and hates guns. As her brother’s involvement with some of the members of Clearview grows increasingly alarming and all the pieces of Bex’s life become more difficult to juggle, Bex has to figure out where her loyalties really lie. In a gripping novel, E. M. Kokie questions our assumptions about family, trust, and what it really takes to survive.


Father Figure, Dedicated to JFK, Jr

Father Figure, Dedicated to JFK, Jr
Author: Lori Finnila
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2004-08
Genre:
ISBN: 1411608186

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A novel dedicated to JFK, Jr., honoring JFK, Sr.Imagine having your own spy and then getting lost in the midst of all the crime on your own. This story tells of the mystery of hiding and running from it all yet never knowing what you can imagine will happen next. The author hopes that you will be left with some light at the end of the tunnel with this story.The author wrote this book for John because she felt the tragedy was never properly investigated.This story is inspired upon true life events.


In the Pit with Piper

In the Pit with Piper
Author: Rowdy Roddy Piper
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2002-11-05
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 1440673292

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Here, in his own words, is the story of one of the greatest wrestlers ever—Rowdy Roddy Piper. The bagpipe-playing legend gets down and dirty about the world of professional wrestling—and his own career.


A Star-bright Lie

A Star-bright Lie
Author: Coleman Dowell
Publisher: Dalkey Archive Press
Total Pages: 212
Release: 1993
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781564780225

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A Star-Bright Lie recounts the age-old story of the young provincial who comes to New York and is dazzled and betrayed by the bright lights of Broadway, but with a few kinks to the story: the provincial in this case was gay and would later develop into one of America's finest novelists. Coleman Dowell left Kentucky for New York in 1950 and spent the next decade trying to "make it" in the big city. With the same stylish verve and searching analysis that illuminate his fiction, Dowell recounts his frustrating experiences in show biz: early success as staff composer for a TV show (to which he was recommended by Tennessee Williams); next, touted as David Merrick's "Golden Boy, " a failed attempt to adapt O'Neill's Ah, Wilderness! as a musical; several other attempts at a hit on Broadway; and finally, a sabotaged venture at making a musical of Carl Van Vechten's novel The Tattooed Countess. Throughout this memoir are unsparing portraits of Williams, Merrick, Van Vechten, Isak Dinesen, and others of the period. But the real star is Dowell himself: "his paranoia, his bedeviled fascination with glamour, his lyric response to nature, his nostalgia for a Kentucky he'd fled and then reinvented, his Gothic sense of horror, his touchy pride, his passion for black men, his alienation from both heterosexual society and the two forms of gay life he'd known" (from novelist Edmund White's foreword). Illustrated with eight pages of photographs (many, including the cover, by Van Vechten).