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Snot Monster

Snot Monster
Author: Ian Billings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 88
Release: 2015-11-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781518836428
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Imagine a secret science experiment. Very secret. Very sciency. Should be perfectly safe, right? Right? Now, imagine a ghoul school in crisis. It's just like your school, only a bit more ghoulish. Well, a lot more ghoulish, but it still has students and teachers, like any proper school. It has a proper name, too: St. Squirmings' Ghoul School. And there's a crisis going on. And finally, imagine a headless monk. With a cold, so there's a lot of sniffing and snot involved. Combine the three, and think about what could possibly go wrong. Think about EVERYTHING that could go wrong. Or, better yet, dare to read Snot Monster, and find out for yourself! Enter the St. Squirmings' Ghoul School, meet some new (and ghoulish, and perhaps snotty) schoolmates, read about the horrid goings-on going on... And face the terrible Snot Monster! Jump aboard this wild, wacky, and a bit tacky tale from the keyboard of kid's stand-up comic, Ian Billings, and join a grotty adventure full of fun, frolics, and a huge amount of snot! Giggles are guaranteed while reading this story for 6 to 11 year olds! Come on in - you know you want to, and you know it's snot to be sniffed at!

The Snot Monster

The Snot Monster
Author: Paula Schechter
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2022-10-18
Genre:
ISBN:
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Who among us can honestly say they have NEVER picked their nose? Would you like to inspire the children in your life to get rid of their boogers in a socially acceptable manner? If it takes the threat of a Snot Monster under their bed to make them do so, then this is the book to read them. The engaging story offers several options so your child won't grow their own Snot Monster. This book is not only fun to read but also a great conversation starter. You're welcome. EXCERPT: To his surprise, he saw a wet, blob-like thing looking back at him. It was green-ish, clear-ish, brown-ish, and blue-ish. But most of all, it was ugly-ISH! "Thank you for making me possible," the gooey wet thing said in a slow, scary, deep voice." "You see, each time you pick your nose and wipe it somewhere, another piece of me was created! The booger you wiped on your t-shirt last night brought me to life. Snot Monsters live under the bed of the person whose snot created them." Then the Snot Monster said in his deep voice, followed by a sinister laugh, "I can live forever - if you continue to feed me boogers. Bwa-ha-ha." UPCOMING NEW SERIES: The Snot Monster is the first in a series of contemporary children's books to inspire good social skills. Look for future titles, The Magic Words, Bully the Bullfrog, No, That's Mine, and OMG, TMI - Family Secrets & Over-Sharing

He Sneezed On Me

He Sneezed On Me
Author: Donald Woodburn
Publisher: Donald Woodburn
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2006
Genre: Children's stories, English
ISBN: 0620369787
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Snot Stew

Snot Stew
Author: Bill Wallace
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 100
Release: 1990-04
Genre: Cats
ISBN: 0671693352
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Shotguns have a long, rich history in the United States. They were used by both Union and Confederate cavalrymen during the Civil War, and helped defend the Alamo during the Mexican-American War. Soldiers during WWI preferred shotguns for trench warfare, and many heroes of the Wild West were rarely seen without their double-barrels. Today, shotguns are used by target sports enthusiasts, law enforcement, and armed forces. Discover the fascinating history of the shotgun in this wide-ranging new book. Shotguns explores the exciting history and development of the shotgun with engaging text and more than 200 full-color photographs of guns, including iconic models by Winchester. Best used for hitting smaller targets at closer range, shotguns became the weapon of choice for soldiers, hunters, and sportsmen. Learn about key innovations, including double-barrels, interchangeable chokes, and subguage inserts. Learn about different shotgun mechanisms, including breech-loading, double-barrel, pump-action, bolt-action, semi-automatic, and fully automatic weapons.

What Makes a Monster?

What Makes a Monster?
Author: Jess Keating
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2017-08-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0553512323
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Monsters are real—and they're everywhere in nature! Animal Planet meets Godzilla in this nonfiction picture book that puts the "Ack!" into backyard science. Some people think monsters are the stuff of nightmares—the stuff of scary movies and Halloween. But monsters can also be found right in your backyard. Animals like aye-ayes, goblin sharks and vampire bats may look scary, but they pose no threat to humans. Others, such as the prairie dog, seem innocent—cute, even—yet their behavior could give you goose bumps. What makes a monster? Read this book to find out, if you dare. . . . Jess Keating and David DeGrand, the author illustrator team behind Pink Is for Blobfish will have readers shrieking with laughter at this latest installment to the World of Weird Animals series.

Gross as a Snot Otter

Gross as a Snot Otter
Author: Jess Keating
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 49
Release: 2019-10-29
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1524764507
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Animal Planet meets Captain Underpants in the ickiest, squickiest, most fart-filled World of Weird Animals book yet, from the creators of Pink Is for Blobfish. The creators of Pink Is for Blobfish are back, and they've brought 17 of their most revolting friends: there are slippery, slimy snot otters, gulls that projectile-vomit on command, fish that communicate via flatulence, and chipmunks that cultivate healthy forests by pooping a trail of seeds wherever they go. But there's more to these skin-crawling creatures than meets the eye, and as zoologist Jess Keating explains, sometimes it's the very things that make us gag that allow these animals to survive in the wild. The perfect combination of yuks, yucks, and eureka!'s, this latest installment in the World of Weird Animals series will inspire budding scientists and burp enthusiasts alike!

Retail Hell

Retail Hell
Author: Freeman Hall
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2010-09-18
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1440508763
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From Act I: "I think you left these behind," I said, handing them to her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags they've used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and condoms are the top treasures found. "Greasy" let out a sigh as if I were the problem. "I really don't see what the problem is here. It's none of your business what I keep in my handbag." It is when my commission is at stake! I'm not your Designer Handbag Rental Service! My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com! This is a place Freeman Hall, a twenty-year veteran "on the floor," knows well. While delivering side-splitting stories alongside brutally cynical commentary, Freeman recounts his most shocking experiences in Retail Hell. From the time he was attacked by a customer's four-year-old, who grabbed onto his leg like a poodle and wouldn't let go, to the day he found the fitting room walls covered in s**t, Freeman has seen and heard (smelled and felt) it all! Horrifying and hilarious, this behind-the-scenes look at what really goes on at the Big Fancy Stores is rollicking, ready-to-wear wisdom for readers everywhere.

How to Make Friends and Monsters

How to Make Friends and Monsters
Author: Ron Bates
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2013-07-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0310735521
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Howard Boward, a 13-year-old boy-genius with a chip on his shoulder is too smart for his own good. He has troubles making friends—possibly because he complains so much. Until one day a science experiment goes haywire, and Howard creates a best friend for himself—Franklin—who also happens to be a monster. Creating Franklin was an accident, not like Howard was playing God or anything—or so Howard tells himself. Franklin and Howard are having so much fun, Howard decides to create more “friends,” using DNA from kids at school. Only, these friends aren’t quite as friendly. Soon there’s a major mess and Howard has to sort it all out before the monsters destroy their human counterparts. But terminating the monsters proves harder than he imagined. They didn’t choose to be monsters; they can’t go against their innate nature. Howard finds himself facing consequences for playing God. Getting rid of the monsters means learning to tame his own inner beast, and Howard begins to understand the meaning of free will and true friendship

Leave the Lights On: Literary and Other Monsters

Leave the Lights On: Literary and Other Monsters
Author: Niculae Gheran
Publisher: BRILL
Total Pages: 117
Release: 2019-01-04
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1848884052
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This volume was first published by Inter-Disciplinary Press in 2016. The present e-book contains contributions by scholars from all over the world who gathered to present their research, exchange ideas and comments while advancing discourse on the main topic. The purpose of the book is to analyze the meaning behind different representations of monsters and monstrosity in different types of media and cultural contexts. Two main categories have become the basis for the chapters of the volume: Monsters in Literature and the Monsterization of the Other. The various topics approached range from discussions on graphic and dystopian novels, classic monster figures like Medusa or the image of the vampire and zombie. The talks also included discussions of works by great film directors such as Pedro Almodóvar, media representation of police and black bodies in everyday life and authors such as Martin Millar, George Eliot, George Orwell, Alan Moore and Terry Pratchett.

Joss Whedon

Joss Whedon
Author: Matthew Pateman
Publisher: Manchester University Press
Total Pages: 180
Release: 2018-06-07
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1526122197
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This book assesses Joss Whedon’s contribution to US television and popular culture. Examining everything from his earliest work to his most recent tweets and activist videos, it explores his complex and contradictory roles as both cult outsider and blockbuster filmmaker. Crucially, the book insists on the wider industrial, technological, political and economic contexts that have both influenced and been influenced by Whedon, rejecting the notion of Whedon as isolated television auteur. Using key source material, with exclusive access to drafts of many of the episodes across Whedon’s career, as well as unique correspondence with Whedon collaborator Jane Espenson, this book offers unparalleled access to the creative process that helped produce the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dollhouse and Firefly. Energetic, engaging and informed by detailed scholarship and theoretical rigour, the book is not just an essential addition to the study of Whedon, but a timely and important re-invigoration of television studies in general.