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Smart Ass

Smart Ass
Author: Margaret Winslow
Publisher: New World Library
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2018-11-15
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 160868590X

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How do you resolve a midlife crisis? Margaret Winslow, an overworked college professor in New York City, answered a for-sale ad for a "Large White Saddle Donkey." Hilarity ensued, along with life-threatening injuries and spirit-enriching insight. Walk with Winslow and Caleb the donkey through training traumas, expert-baffling antics, and humiliating races, and share in Winslow's gradual understanding of Caleb's true, undeniable gifts: a willingness to be true to himself no matter the circumstances, to trust, and to forgive. As she and Caleb learn to thrive, you'll learn the importance of being true to your own pure and powerful self.


Confessions of a Professional Smart-Ass

Confessions of a Professional Smart-Ass
Author: John Kelso
Publisher:
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2013-10
Genre: Austin (Tex.)
ISBN: 9780988864368

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The Austin American-Statesman humor columnist's autobiography.


The Smart Ass Book of Puns

The Smart Ass Book of Puns
Author: Lefd Designs
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2020-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9780648860105

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Smart Ass Cripple's Little Red Book

Smart Ass Cripple's Little Red Book
Author: Mike Ervin
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 51
Release: 2011
Genre: People with disabilities
ISBN: 1105222667

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Smart Ass Cripple's Little Yellow Book

Smart Ass Cripple's Little Yellow Book
Author: Mike Ervin
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2012-12-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1300498544

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The Clown Prince of Crippledom strikes again! More humorous (and short) essays about being crippled and other stuff.


Smart Ass

Smart Ass
Author: Joel Selvin
Publisher: Slg Books
Total Pages: 400
Release: 2010-10-14
Genre: Music
ISBN: 9780943389424

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San Francisco Chronicle pop music critic Joel Selvin started covering rock shows for the paper shortly after the end of the Civil War. His writing has appeared in a number of other publications that one would think should have known better. People all over the world are still pissed off about pieces in this collection.


The Slangman Guide to Dirty English

The Slangman Guide to Dirty English
Author: David Burke
Publisher: SLANGMAN PUBLISHING
Total Pages: 244
Release: 2003
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 9781891888236

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The only thing more embarrassing than being called a dirty word is not knowing what it means! This humorous guide will teach you the most commonly used obscenities, insults, and curses used in the English language. The Slangman Guide to DIRTY ENGLISH offers you over 1,200 popular words and expressions, followed by a clear definition, plus two example sentences used in context. In some cases, you will find a Learn More section directly below the example sentences. This section offers helpful details on pronunciation, synonyms, variations, and special information on how to sound like an American.


The Power of Disability

The Power of Disability
Author: Al Etmanski
Publisher: Berrett-Koehler Publishers
Total Pages: 252
Release: 2020-02-04
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1523087587

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The author of Impact uses this compilation of inspiring stories of disabled people to convey ten important life lessons to help anyone. This book reveals that people with disabilities are the invisible force that has shaped history. They have been instrumental in the growth of freedom and birth of democracy. They have produced heavenly music and exquisite works of art. They have unveiled the scientific secrets of the universe. They are among our most popular comedians, poets, and storytellers. And at 1.2 billion, they are also the largest minority group in the world. Al Etmanski offers ten lessons we can all learn from people with disabilities, illustrated with short, funny, inspiring, and thought-provoking stories of one hundred individuals from twenty countries. Some are familiar, like Michael J. Fox, Greta Thunberg, Stephen Hawking, Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Temple Grandin. Others deserve to be, like Evelyn Glennie, a virtuoso percussionist who is deaf—her mission is to teach the world to listen to improve communication and social cohesion. Or Aaron Philip, who has revolutionized the runway as the first disabled, trans woman of color to become a professional model. The time has come to recognize people with disabilities for who they really are: authoritative sources on creativity, love, sexuality, resistance, dealing with adversity, and living a good life. “This book reminds us of what we have in common: the power to create a good life for ourselves and for others, no matter what the world has in store for us.” —Michael J. Fox “Hopefully the universal lessons in this book will not only empower all of us to trampoline to our highest potential but also move the global disability rights movement to achieve the success it fully deserves—so we can all live in a more just and equitable world.” —Susan Sygall, disability activist and MacArthur fellow “Etmanski engages every reader, whether new to the world of disability or an old hand, with thoughtful insights on the value of difference. This book made me laugh, made me cry, made me proud.” —Yazmine Laroche, former chair, Muscular Dystrophy Canada


The Sun Tea Chronicles

The Sun Tea Chronicles
Author: Quinton Blue
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2011-08-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1257984918

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After being fired from a dead-end government job in Chicago, Jimmy Sparrow retreats to Indiana and tries to rediscover his Potawatomi Indian roots. But it's the 1980s, an era hostile to Thoreau-like values. As America overdoses on success and ambition, Jimmy secedes from the work world to become the unofficial mayor of a small apartment building filled with misfits.


The Joy Fielding Collection #1

The Joy Fielding Collection #1
Author: Joy Fielding
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 1344
Release: 2012-11-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1476703957

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Three unforgettable novels from New York Times bestselling author Joy Fielding. Still Life Beautiful, happily married and the owner of a successful interior design business, Casey Marshall couldn't be more content with her life. Until a car slams into her at almost fifty miles an hour, breaking nearly every bone in her body, and plunging her into a coma. Lying in her hospital bed, Casey realizes that although she is unable to see or communicate, she can hear everything. She quickly discovers that her friends aren't necessarily the people she thought them to be—and that her accident might not have been an accident at all. As she struggles to break free from her living death, she begins to wonder if what lies ahead could be even worse. The Wild Zone It starts as a joke among two brothers and their friend, out for a night of partying at the Wild Zone. Who will be the first to seduce a mysterious-looking young woman drinking by herself at a corner table? The $100 bet is on for the trio—Jeff, a charismatic personal trainer; his half-brother Will, a Princeton grad student; and Tom, a recently discharged military man—and the game begins. What they don’t know is Suzy Bigelow’s innocent, girl-next-door looks hide some dangerous secrets, or that she has reasons of her own for luring an unsuspecting young lover close to her. Now, as a harmless wager takes on an explosive life of its own, it becomes frighteningly clear that there’s no going back once you’ve entered The Wild Zone. Now You See Her Fifty-year-old Marcy Taggart’s life is in shambles. Two years ago, her twenty-one-year-old daughter, Devon, perished in a canoeing accident. Now in Ireland, on what was originally intended to be a celebration of her twenty-fifth wedding anniversary—if, that is, her husband had not left her for another woman—Marcy thinks she sees Devon casually strolling past her on the sidewalk. So begins Marcy’s desperate search to find Devon, to find herself, and to find the disturbing truth that might, in the end, be her only salvation.