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| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : Scott Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 50 |
| Release | : 2018-09-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386094005 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza? Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him... Approximately 11,000 words. For children ages 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 123 |
| Release | : 2020-02-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1393625843 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 75 |
| Release | : 2018-09-09 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386492183 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu? Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Love... Is it just an illusion? Or did something truly special happen all those months ago at a quaint, little cafe by the river? FROGWART FISK, criminal super genius on the run, intends to find out, and is well aware of the psychological traps put in place by his former employer, Black Eagle. When he materializes in Venice, he finds the food irresistible along with his stunning new heartthrob, Sara. Is it a match made in heaven? Or will a certain frog throw a wrench into his plans? Approximately 9,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 66 |
| Release | : 2016-05-29 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386336920 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque? Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Being a criminal super genius isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Frogwart Fisk, arch nemesis of one Secret Agent Disco Dancer, spy extraordinaire. On a pleasant day in Monaco, at a French cafe on the newly constructed riverwalk, the delightfully charming (though maniacal) Fisk finds a nasty surprise in his soup. Is Black Eagle really out to get him or has the brilliant frog gone mad? Approximately 7,500 words, 10 images and 2 very crazy frogs (3 if you include the author). Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). Note: This book is a bit darker than others in the series. It also contains words that are more complicated than the average child’s reading level. While it’s ultimately intended for all ages, little ones might get stuck on a few words.
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : Scott Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 104 |
| Release | : 2019-04-21 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386767883 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Taco Tuesday Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell. But how can this be? He's college educated; a man of many talents. A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba! At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite. "Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the Almighty, King of Crunchwraps... For I am merely a taquito in the greater Party Pack of life..." Devlin croaks. A food misadventure for the ages, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 12,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 1311 |
| Release | : 2019-03-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386067032 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 75 |
| Release | : 2020-04-27 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1393225845 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity. "What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly. "How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom. "I was thinking more like 100." The Stomach of the South licks his chops. Approximately 8,100 words. Intended for children 9 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 2018-09-07 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 138652932X |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
When Secret Agent Disco Dancer discovers a Wendy's that doesn't serve Frosties in an empty airport terminal, he does what you might expect. But is the missing Frosty mix part of a diabolical plan? Not if that crazy frog eats it first! Approximately 9,700 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: And you thought flushing the toilet on an aircraft was scary!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 472 |
| Release | : 2019-03-09 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386945978 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1 Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 57 |
| Release | : 2020-03-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1393516610 |
Download Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues Side Story Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life. "The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers." "Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen. "No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu. Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).
