Santa Claus Heard a Fart
Author | : Olaf Falafel |
Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2020-09-08 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780008357955 |
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Author | : Olaf Falafel |
Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2020-09-08 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780008357955 |
Author | : Olaf Falafel |
Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2019-10-03 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780008339456 |
The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.
Author | : Cornelia Funke |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 182 |
Release | : 2011-10-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 054541511X |
A crash-landing puts Christmas in peril in this quirky, funny, and heartwarming holiday classic from the New York Times–bestselling author of Inkheart. Scared by a storm, Twinklestar, the least reliable reindeer, bolts—causing Santa and his sleigh to crash-land. And though Santa has dropped into a friendly neighborhood, he’s not safe: Jeremiah Goblynch, the ruthless new leader of the Council of Yuleland, is determined to put an end to children’s wishes and turn the holiday season into his own personal moneymaking scheme. As the last REAL St. Nick around, only Santa stands between Goblynch and his grinchlike plan. With the help and hope of kids Charlotte and Ben, Santa must face Goblynch and his Nutcracker goons to save Christmas! “Wonderfully imaginative details, adventure, danger, and a brave young Santa who fights to preserve all that is magical and special about Christmas make this a perfect read over a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s night.” —School Library Journal “The humor, plus some unusual character types, sets this apart from the general run of holiday tales.” —Kirkus Reviews
Author | : S.G. Browne |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 175 |
Release | : 2012-10-30 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1476708738 |
“One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
Author | : Olaf Falafel |
Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2020-01-07 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780008357948 |
Author | : Olaf Falafel |
Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2020-05-05 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780008357962 |
Author | : Olaf Falafel |
Publisher | : HarperCollins UK |
Total Pages | : 35 |
Release | : 2017-10-05 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0008241538 |
The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Parp, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel.
Author | : Todd Graham |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 477 |
Release | : 2018-12-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1532061056 |
Christmas has been under attack for years, thanks to the evil Ice Queen and her mother, Emma Frostbite, the Empress of the North. With the power of a troll army and Nutcracker war machine behind them, the Queen and her mother have now set their sights on the last remaining Christmas stronghold, the twin cities of Feliz and Navidad. Now that Christmas bells, songs, and the spirit have been taken away for good, this just may be the end of Christmas in the world. Sixteen-year-old orphan Nicholas Claus isn’t about to let this happen. Fueled by an indomitable Christmas spirit, Nicholas embarks on a quest to seek help from a mysterious woman called Christmas Carol, stop the Ice Queen, and hopefully restore Christmas to its ultimate glory. While following clues hidden in a special snow globe, he is joined by allies as they attempt to find Christmas Carol and battle forces bent on destroying the holiday. As Nicholas and his friends set out on a hero’s mission to Tannenbaum, Feliz, Navidad, and the North Pole, he has no idea that his journey is about to lead him to receive the best Christmas gift ever. Santa Claus: The First Noel continues the tale of a young man’s quest to save Christmas from the destructive claws of an evil Ice Queen and her frosty mother.
Author | : Mark Macholl |
Publisher | : Balboa Press |
Total Pages | : 303 |
Release | : 2019-08-22 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1982232595 |
I wasn’t dreaming; I was visiting. I had a unicorn race with Jesus, Mary, and Jesus’ dad. Mick’s father, Mark, was stunned to hear the words from his son, who was battling cancer. He posted the story on Facebook—allowing people to intimately step inside their lives. After his son’s diagnosis, Mark had doubts and was even angry, but God stood close to him and led his family across the country seeking treatments banned in some places. Jesus gave him and his wife, Rachel, the strength to do whatever it took to save their boy. The Macholls’ need to help their son also ignited a desire to promote change and educate the world about the ineffectiveness of conventional medicine versus integrative care. They seek to spark a movement that will give parents a choice and provide hope after a grim diagnosis. The stakes for Mark and Rachel couldn’t be higher: their young son’s life. With candor, they share the ups and downs they went through during a struggle that ultimately brought them closer to God—and each other.
Author | : Kaye Gibbons |
Publisher | : Algonquin Books |
Total Pages | : 165 |
Release | : 2012-01-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1616203021 |
Having suffered abuse and misfortune for much of her life, a young child searches for a better life and finally gets a break in the home of a loving woman with several foster children.