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Author | : Jeffrey Scott |
Publisher | : Author House |
Total Pages | : 80 |
Release | : 2009-01-24 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1477276696 |
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Many people say, You cant judge a book by its cover. That saying definitely doesnt apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind. If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery rather than admit the need to go. Whether you are rich or poor, man or woman, you know you have been stuck in some kind of compromising situation. Maybe you have experienced the helplessness of finishing your business, only to discover an empty toilet paper cylinder at your side as you contemplate your options before heading back in to the office. Possibly it was the embarrassment of trying to expel a little gas to relieve an uncomfortable pressure, only to find a science experiment gone wrong in your drawers when the gas changed to a liquid. Or perhaps the awkwardness of a first date has been multiplied by a thousand, as you begin to feel the grumbles in your stomach set in after dinner. Each hilarious tale tells of the experiences of the authors from many different stages in their lives. They share experiences ranging from their own childhood, through the college years, into young adulthood and finally reach full circle with funny tales about their own children. These stories have been written with every intention of making you smile if you must be stuck on the throne for any length of time. Can you honestly think of a better topic for the most notorious and infamous reading room in history?
Author | : Jeffrey Scott |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 57 |
Release | : 2009 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1438942133 |
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Many people say, "You can't judge a book by its cover". That saying definitely doesn't apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind. If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery rather than admit the need to go. Whether you are rich or poor, man or woman, you know you have been stuck in some kind of compromising situation. Maybe you have experienced the helplessness of finishing your business, only to discover an empty toilet paper cylinder at your side as you contemplate your options before heading back in to the office. Possibly it was the embarrassment of trying to expel a little gas to relieve an uncomfortable pressure, only to find a science experiment gone wrong in your drawers when the gas changed to a liquid. Or perhaps the awkwardness of a first date has been multiplied by a thousand, as you begin to feel the grumbles in your stomach set in after dinner. Each hilarious tale tells of the experiences of the authors from many different stages in their lives. They share experiences ranging from their own childhood, through the college years, into young adulthood and finally reach full circle with funny tales about their own children. These stories have been written with every intention of making you smile if you must be stuck on the throne for any length of time. Can you honestly think of a better topic for the most notorious and infamous reading room in history?
Author | : Sara Martel |
Publisher | : Tilbury House Nature Book |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2016 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9780884484882 |
Download If You are a Kaka, You Eat Doo-doo Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Poop as shields. Poop as weapons. Poop as food. These are just some of the many ways that wild animals use poop in nature.
Author | : Taro Gomi |
Publisher | : Chronicle Books LLC |
Total Pages | : 37 |
Release | : 2020-09-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1797203541 |
Download Everyone Poops Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
Author | : Lexie Castle |
Publisher | : Running Press Kids |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2019-10-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0762467118 |
Download When Unicorns Poop Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.
Author | : Eric Litwin |
Publisher | : Chronicle Books LLC |
Total Pages | : 41 |
Release | : 2021-04-13 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1452179255 |
Download The Poop Song Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books
Author | : Leslie Patricelli |
Publisher | : Candlewick Press |
Total Pages | : 27 |
Release | : 2012-12-11 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0763632465 |
Download Huggy Kissy Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
An exuberant infant is lifted high in the air by Mommy, kissed on the tummy by Daddy, and snuggled by a puppy.
Author | : Ben Pooped |
Publisher | : Naked Grape Comics |
Total Pages | : 252 |
Release | : 2017-09 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780997529906 |
Download Poop Office Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
You think your job stinks? Poopert has the crappiest job ever! He works at Poop Office, an office staffed entirely by poop! And if you think Poopert and his crappy co-workers have it easy, you don't know crap. These toiling turds spend their days generating T.P. reports on their compooters, clearing out paper jams from the photocrapier, and making buttato salad for the next poopluck lunch. If that's not enough, the office politics are a real mess in a dump like this. Collected for the first time in one colossal comic pile are the first six issues of the hilarious Poop Office comic book series along with over 70 pages of never-before-seen bonus content. There's even an exclusive peek under the lid at how Poop Office is made! With a satisfying slurry of poop humor and the struggles of working life, Poop Office is sure to appeal to readers of all ages, from little squirts to old farts! Note: The paperback version is in beautiful black & white, and the digital version is in full color.
Author | : Samantha Berger |
Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Total Pages | : 40 |
Release | : 2020-09-29 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1250808197 |
Download The Great Big Poop Party Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The Great Big Poop Party is writer Samantha Berger and illustrator Manny Galán's hilarious picture book about a little boy who wants a special theme for his birthday party—and the poop-centric silliness that ensues. Julian's birthday is fast approaching. For his party, his parents promise he can have any theme he wants. Maybe superheroes or skateboards? Dinosaurs or dogs? But Julian has another idea. He wants a poop party. With his family's help, Julian throws the biggest, brownest, most creative poop party ever!
Author | : Jeff Mapua |
Publisher | : Enslow Publishing, LLC |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2017-12-15 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 0766090965 |
Download Weaponizing Poop Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Bows and arrows, firearms, missiles and poop? The progress of invention marches forward through time as humans discover a new material to use in the manufacturing of weapons. People have a history of utilizing excrement for various uses. This book takes a look at this interesting development of warfare, and the redefinition of just what a stink bomb is. Investigating the elements of feces will shine a light on the effectiveness and possible danger posed by what we are all too happy to flush away. This memorable and accessible book is one that readers are sure to enjoy.