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Author | : Joe Garden |
Publisher | : Villard |
Total Pages | : 240 |
Release | : 2009-09-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0345516648 |
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Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult. In today’s world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to movies and novels for answers to everlasting life’s questions will inevitably be reduced to a smoldering pile of dust. So whom can you, a neophyte immortal, trust to provide reliable information and proven strategies for leading your best and bloodiest existence? The Vampire Miles Proctor, editor of The New Vampire’s Handbook. In this definitive guide, the newly turned will find • a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality • methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan • tips on acting your “age,” behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds • essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends • the joy of scrapbooking Plus helpful online resources, a glyph guide, renovation instructions for emergency lairs, a Ruling Families directory, nightly mantras, and personal anecdotes from The Vampire Miles Proctor’s nearly five hundred years of experience. Welcome to the night.
Author | : Joe Garden |
Publisher | : Random House Digital, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 241 |
Release | : 2009 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0345508564 |
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Author | : Lora S. Irish |
Publisher | : Design Originals |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2012 |
Genre | : Colored pencil drawing |
ISBN | : 9781565236783 |
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Provides instructions to create patterns for various crafts or for drawing.
Author | : Joe Garden |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 240 |
Release | : 2009 |
Genre | : Vampires |
ISBN | : 9780224086462 |
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How to lure 'taste the difference' prey? How to stay on trend over the centuries? What to look for in a coffin? Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as they'd have us believe? Life for the recently turned vampire? It's a minefield. You've been thrown into a whole new world, with new rules and new powers to explore. But, more often than not, there's no one to guide you because chances are the vampire who turned you will shirk their mentoring duties. Never fear - with over 400 years of vampiric know-how, Miles Proctor is here to help. From practical issues like Fang Care and Luring Prey, through fundamental issues like Vampirosexuality and Existenial Crises, to the lighter matters like Faking Your Way Through a Meal and Alluding to Your Identity for Amusement, The New Vampire's Handbook is a treasure trove of must-have advice. With Miles's help you too can unleash your special powers and truly own your vampiric identity. Because you're worth it.
Author | : Manuela Dunn Mascetti |
Publisher | : Penguin Putnam |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 1994 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
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This encyclopedic and exquisitely eerie guide is as elegant and menacing as the creature it describes. With nearly 200 photographs and illustrations, this entertaining and erudite collection of myth, folklore, literature and popular culture is seductively priced in its new paperback edition.
Author | : Alex Foulkes |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 352 |
Release | : 2021-11-23 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1534498370 |
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The Nevermoor series meets Hotel Transylvania in this “delightful and spooky” (Booklist) debut middle grade adventure set in a world of talking spiders, living forests, and haunted castles about a vampire girl who wants to fit in but first must defeat an evil ghost. After one hundred years of being a vampire, it’s time for Eleonora to have her Birthnight. Since Leo’s last rite of passage, her Grimwalk, ended with her losing her right leg and a good deal of her confidence, she’s hoping to redeem herself in the eyes of her mother, the fearsome Lady Sieglinde. All Leo has to do is hunt down and kill her first prey, and she already has the perfect plan. After all, who will miss an orphan from the bleak St. Frieda’s Home for Unfortunate Children? But an accidental fire causes more death and destruction than Leo bargained for. Instead of killing one carefully selected victim, she’s created several ghosts from the orphanage residents. And one sinister specter, the Orphanmaster, is poised to terrorize the living residents in a nearby town. To stop him and try to undo some of the mess she’s made, Leo must team up with the orphan ghost Minna. Will Leo have the chance to prove herself as a vampire before her Birthnight is over, or will she discover that there are no winners in the battle of undead versus undead?
Author | : Nick Groom |
Publisher | : Yale University Press |
Total Pages | : 325 |
Release | : 2018-10-30 |
Genre | : Literary Criticism |
ISBN | : 0300240813 |
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An authoritative new history of the vampire, two hundred years after it first appeared on the literary scene Published to mark the bicentenary of John Polidori’s publication of The Vampyre, Nick Groom’s detailed new account illuminates the complex history of the iconic creature. The vampire first came to public prominence in the early eighteenth century, when Enlightenment science collided with Eastern European folklore and apparently verified outbreaks of vampirism, capturing the attention of medical researchers, political commentators, social theorists, theologians, and philosophers. Groom accordingly traces the vampire from its role as a monster embodying humankind’s fears, to that of an unlikely hero for the marginalized and excluded in the twenty-first century. Drawing on literary and artistic representations, as well as medical, forensic, empirical, and sociopolitical perspectives, this rich and eerie history presents the vampire as a strikingly complex being that has been used to express the traumas and contradictions of the human condition.
Author | : Proctor, The Vam |
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Release | : 2010-04-13 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781407073774 |
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Author | : Grady Hendrix |
Publisher | : Quirk Books |
Total Pages | : 408 |
Release | : 2020-04-07 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 168369144X |
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“This funny and fresh take on a classic tale manages to comment on gender roles, racial disparities, and white privilege all while creeping me all the way out. So good.”—Zakiya Dalila Harris, author of The Other Black Girl Steel Magnolias meets Dracula in this New York Times best-selling horror novel about a women's book club that must do battle with a mysterious newcomer to their small Southern town. Bonus features: • Reading group guide for book clubs • Hand-drawn map of Mt. Pleasant • Annotated true-crime reading list by Grady Hendrix • And more! Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her husband is a workaholic, her teenage kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list. The only thing keeping her sane is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are about their own families. One evening after book club, Patricia is viciously attacked by an elderly neighbor, bringing the neighbor's handsome nephew, James Harris, into her life. James is well traveled and well read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn’t felt in years. But when children on the other side of town go missing, their deaths written off by local police, Patricia has reason to believe James Harris is more of a Bundy than a Brad Pitt. The real problem? James is a monster of a different kind—and Patricia has already invited him in. Little by little, James will insinuate himself into Patricia’s life and try to take everything she took for granted—including the book club—but she won’t surrender without a fight in this blood-soaked tale of neighborly kindness gone wrong.
Author | : Michael E. Bell |
Publisher | : Wesleyan University Press |
Total Pages | : 392 |
Release | : 2013-04-16 |
Genre | : Social Science |
ISBN | : 0819571717 |
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These stories of vampire legends and gruesome nineteenth-century practices is “a major contribution to the study of New England folk beliefs” (The Boston Globe). For nineteenth-century New Englanders, “vampires” lurked behind tuberculosis. To try to rid their houses and communities from the scourge of the wasting disease, families sometimes relied on folk practices, including exhuming and consuming the bodies of the deceased. Folklorist Michael E. Bell spent twenty years pursuing stories of the vampire in New England. While writers like H.P. Lovecraft, Henry David Thoreau, and Amy Lowell drew on portions of these stories in their writings, Bell brings the actual practices to light for the first time. He shows that the belief in vampires was widespread, and, for some families, lasted well into the twentieth century. With humor, insight, and sympathy, he uncovers story upon story of dying men, women, and children who believed they were food for the dead. “A marvelous book.” —Providence Journal Includes an updated preface covering newly discovered cases.