Never Underestimate Your Dumbness Dear Dumb Diary 7 PDF Download
Are you looking for read ebook online? Search for your book and save it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Download Never Underestimate Your Dumbness Dear Dumb Diary 7 PDF full book. Access full book title Never Underestimate Your Dumbness Dear Dumb Diary 7.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 168 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545295580 |
Download Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,Isabella is probably right. She almost always is.When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.)But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 137 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545295564 |
Download Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 152 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545308461 |
Download That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 2016-06-28 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545932939 |
Download Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2005 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 043962908X |
Download Never Do Anything Ever Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
"Beauty is only skin deep, but hate goes all the way to the bone." -- back cover.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 169 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545347580 |
Download The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 169 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545649447 |
Download Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Turtleback Books |
Total Pages | : 150 |
Release | : 2008 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781436434744 |
Download Never Underestimate Your Dumbness Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Jamie Kelly confides to her diary her experiences in middle school with a boy who likes to give insulting nicknames, cafeteria food, and gorgeous, perfect Angeline, the girl with the long blonde hair who sets all the trends.
Author | : Jennifer Mook-Sang |
Publisher | : Scholastic Canada |
Total Pages | : 170 |
Release | : 2015-09 |
Genre | : Bullying |
ISBN | : 1443142670 |
Download Speechless Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Jelly is as surprised as anyone when he decides that he's going to win the annual sixth grade speech contest. Just like that, Joe Alton Miles, better known as Jelly (because his initials are J.A.M. and his best friend's are P.B.), is faced with overcoming not only his terror of being in the spotlight, but also the wrath of smart, popular Victoria, who believes that the prize (like all prizes) is rightfully hers. At first, Jelly only cares about winning the awesome prize (a new tablet), but as Victoria escalates her campaign against him, Jelly begins to realize that it's not only the prize that's at stake, but also his reputation, his self-respect and the friendship he values most. Jelly must dig deep inside himself to find out if he's strong enough to stand up to Victoria and show everyone what he's really capable of. Hilariously funny and just as poignant, Speechless is about finding out who your friends are, giving back, standing up to bullying and finding your own unique voice.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 150 |
Release | : 2008-03 |
Genre | : Electronic books |
ISBN | : 9781536442243 |
Download Never Underestimate Your Dumbness Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Jamie Kelly, a student at Mackerel Middle School, shares her angst in her diary over her aunt's upcoming wedding in which she is a bridesmaid, the school dance, and a taco rendezvous with the cutest boy in school.