My Teacher's in Detention
| Author | : Perfection Learning Corporation |
| Publisher | : Turtleback |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2021-02 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781663621481 |
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My Teacher's In Detention
| Author | : Bruce Lansky |
| Publisher | : Running Press Adult |
| Total Pages | : 111 |
| Release | : 2012-07-31 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1442455845 |
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This book delivers 45 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and school lunches. Well-known poets Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, and Robert Pottle -- plus many more great Giggle Poets -- wrote these gems. My Teacher's In Detention contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and gross-out school lunches. The book contains poems by well-known poets, including Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, and more great "giggle poets." Editor and contributor Bruce Lansky is one of North America's three bestselling authors of children's poetry books. His kid-tested, giggle-filled children's poetry books have sold over 3.5 million copies. This book follows on the success of Lansky's other school poetry anthologies, No More Homework! No More Tests!, and If Kids Ruled the School, which have sold over 500,000 copies in all editions and are among the best selling children's poetry books at retail.
Like My Teacher Always Said . . .
| Author | : Erin McHugh |
| Publisher | : Abrams |
| Total Pages | : 139 |
| Release | : 2016-04-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1613129343 |
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Quotes from teachers that stayed with their students—from the life-changing to the head-scratching. My high school chemistry teacher used to tell us, “Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now, she doesn’t need them.” It was a joke. I think. But it sure got the point across.—Alicia on Mr. P. The author of Like My Mother Always Said and Like My Father Always Said returns with a new crowdsourced collection of quips, quotes, and stories from people recalling childhood influences from grade school instructors to piano teachers, Catholic school sisters, guidance counselors, coaches, and mentors. In addition, teachers themselves have contributed some entertaining reminiscences and tales from the classroom. With chapters such as “Scare Tactics,” “Advice That Stuck,” and “Crazy Town,” the entries range from the wise to the weird—provoking nostalgia, inspiration, and more than a few good laughs.
When The Teacher Isn't Looking
| Author | : Kenn Nesbitt |
| Publisher | : Running Press Adult |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 2012-08-07 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1442455853 |
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Students and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, "pet days" have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too).
Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons Sample
| Author | : Amy Buswell |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 96 |
| Release | : 2015-03-31 |
| Genre | : Education |
| ISBN | : 1451680864 |
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Sample Lesson from Amy Buswell and Bruce Lansky's Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons! Turn struggling readers into happy readers — For Grades 2–5. This sample lesson and introduction from Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons provides the research and methodology behind the most entertaining fluency intervention ever! As well as a kid-tested poem, customized reading lesson, an off-the-wall illustration, and zany performance tips—all designed to make the process of reading more like fun than work! Perfect for teachers and parents who want to help children improve their reading. Check out the full version of Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons available in softcover and eBook for the full lesson plan.
Detention
| Author | : Tristan Bancks |
| Publisher | : Penguin Group Australia |
| Total Pages | : 240 |
| Release | : 2019-07-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 014379180X |
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Sima and her family are pressed to the rough, cold ground among fifty others. They lie next to the tall fence designed to keep them in. The wires are cut one by one. When they make their escape, a guard raises the alarm. Shouting, smoke bombs, people tackled to the ground. In the chaos Sima loses her parents. Dad told her to run, so she does, hiding in a school and triggering a lockdown. A boy, Dan, finds her hiding in the toilet block. What should he do? Help her? Dob her in? She's breaking the law, but is it right to lock kids up? And if he helps, should Sima trust him? Or run? THIS MOMENT, THESE DECISIONS, WILL CHANGE THE COURSE OF THEIR LIVES.
Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
| Author | : Kenn Nesbitt |
| Publisher | : Running Press Adult |
| Total Pages | : 80 |
| Release | : 2012-06-19 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1442455691 |
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The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!
Kids Pick The Funniest Poems
| Author | : |
| Publisher | : Running Press Adult |
| Total Pages | : 145 |
| Release | : 2015-02-10 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1476768501 |
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Betcha laugh! This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It's a classic because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children's poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better.
The Secret Teacher
| Author | : Anon |
| Publisher | : Faber & Faber |
| Total Pages | : 289 |
| Release | : 2017-08-01 |
| Genre | : Education |
| ISBN | : 1783351284 |
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I will teach them literature, poetry, culture. I will teach them The Waste Land! I will be the Best Teacher Who Has Ever Lived! Or so the Secret Teacher thinks. On his first day at an inner-city state school things don't quite go to plan . . . His students are an unruly mob stuffed with behavioural issues, but somehow, the Secret Teacher needs to enthuse them with a love of books. Or at least keep them sitting at their desks until the end of the lesson. And then he's got to deal with marking, OFSTED, educational consultants, spreadsheets, personal statements, school trips, strikes, class, race, love, death, birth, manhood, dry cleaning, the end of literary culture . . . This is a vivid account of the Secret Teacher's first few years in the classroom. Here he celebrates the extraordinary teachers he has worked with, and the kids: bolshie, bright, funny and absolutely electric.
I've Been Burping in the Classroom
| Author | : Bruce Lansky |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 42 |
| Release | : 2007-04-03 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1416929460 |
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Provides silly, school-themed lyrics to popular tunes.
