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Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2023 |
Genre | : Diaries |
ISBN | : |
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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Penguin UK |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2011-06-02 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0141335823 |
Download Dear Dumb Diary: My Pants are Haunted Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The (nearly) true confessions of Jamie Kelly. They were just an ordinary soft pair of second-hand jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on. Then they became tight, smelly & scratchy - with a bit of a haunting problem! Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in school? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted? Kind of gross when you think about it...
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2005 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 043962908X |
Download Never Do Anything Ever Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
"Beauty is only skin deep, but hate goes all the way to the bone." -- back cover.
Author | : Corinne May Botz |
Publisher | : The Monacelli Press, LLC |
Total Pages | : 210 |
Release | : 2010-09-28 |
Genre | : Photography |
ISBN | : 1580932916 |
Download Haunted Houses Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
“When I was between the ages of five and eight, my sister and I slept in a large attic bedroom. At nightfall the room was filled with gypsies who glided around in clusters. They wore colorful thin flowing dresses and rummaged greedily through my drawers and books as if they would steal everything. I lay in bed as stiff as a board, trying to will myself invisible, praying they would not notice me looking . . . Daylight obliterated the gypsies, rendering them as thoroughly insubstantial as they had been real in the dark. I had a vague understanding that my vision was private, so I never told my family what I saw.” So began Corinne May Botz’s fascination with the invisible, a phenomenon that has profoundly influenced her approach to photography in style and subject matter. For more than ten years, she searched for ghost stories in buildings across the United States. She ventured into these haunted places with both camera and tape recorder in hand; her photographs, accompanied by first-person narratives, reveal a rare glimpse into American interiors, both physical and psychological. This book includes more than eighty haunted buildings, from the legendary to the ordinary, including Edgar Allan Poe’s house in Baltimore, a New Jersey tavern, and a Massachusetts farmhouse, a log cabin in Kentucky, and a number of private residences. The text includes ghost stories told to the author by those who lived through the moving rugs, creaking floors, apparitions, disappearing—and reappearing—objects, cries in the night, mysteriously burning candles, and other unexplained occurrences.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 2016-06-28 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545932939 |
Download Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 153 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545649439 |
Download My Pants Are Haunted (Dear Dumb Diary #2) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes of onlookers? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted (which is kind of gross when you think about it)?
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Turtleback Books |
Total Pages | : 127 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781417690640 |
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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 169 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0545649447 |
Download Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.
Author | : Neil Gaiman |
Publisher | : John Murray |
Total Pages | : 192 |
Release | : 2017-10-19 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1473663474 |
Download Ghosts of Christmas Past Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A present contains a monstrous secret. An uninvited guest haunts a Christmas party. A shadow slips across the floor by firelight. A festive entertainment ends in darkness and screams. Who knows what haunts the night at the dark point of the year? This collection of seasonal chillers looks beneath Christmas cheer to a world of ghosts and horrors, mixing terrifying modern fiction with classic stories by masters of the macabre. From Neil Gaiman and M. R. James to Muriel Spark and E. Nesbit, there are stories here to make the hardiest soul quail - so find a comfy chair, lock the door, ignore the cold breath on your neck and get ready to welcome in the real spirits of Christmas.
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2006 |
Genre | : Children's stories |
ISBN | : 9780439951555 |
Download When Bad Clothes Happen to Good People Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Can an ordinary pair of jeans have the power to ward off a toothy beagle, vanquish the prettiest girl in the world and make the wearer irresistible to the eight cutest guys in Jamie's class? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted?