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My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion

My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1999
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780849940255

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When Wally, Opera, and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto, they confront the dangers of greed and materialism through a series of incidents involving bungling bad guys, a break-in to the zoo, and a SWAT team.


My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1994-10-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535168

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Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.


My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 72
Release: 1994-04-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141853515X

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Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.


My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 81
Release: 1995-09-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418567000

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This hilarious chapter book for 8 to 12-year-olds from the Wally McDoogle series shows tweens the true meaning of Christmas. Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler? Electrical Rudolph on the rampage? Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . for God! In this nonstop, action-packed novel, Wally receives an invitation to Jesus’ birthday party and bungles his way to understanding the best gift to give God. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill features boy blunder Wally McDoogle in his signature confusion, chaos, and comedy teaches biblical values and character-building lessons with action and humor that appeal to middle schoolers comes in a small lightweight softcover perfect for stashing in a backpack or in a car pocket My Life as Reindeer Road Kill will keep young readers laughing while learning about generosity and what God really wants.


My Life as a Blundering Ballerina

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1997-10-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535044

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"It's way harder being a guy than a girl." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not!" "Is too!" So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to survive 72 hours in each other's shoes. It's a custom-made Wally catastrophe that includes: exploding Home Ec cookies (apparently Wally used gun powder instead of baking powder), baby-sitting a mob of out-of-control monster babies, and imprisoned 2.2 hours in the bathroom every morning to fix his hair. Last, and by no means least, Wally must replace Wall Street as a star in The Nutcracker ballet! All in all it becomes one of Wally's greatest misadventures as he finally learns the important lesson of honoring and respecting others.


My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1996-05-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141853501X

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What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogle How about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?! Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around than even Wally can handle. Catastrophes reach an all-time high as Wally tries to out think God and rewrite history.


The Case of the Flying Toenails

The Case of the Flying Toenails
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2002-08-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418558338

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It started out with just one little lie. But now, everybody is coming down with the dreaded disease-Priscilla, parents, even Super-dud, er, Super-dog, Splat. They go to bed perfectly normal one night, then wake up the nest morning with jet-powered toenails! Who knows the truth behind this awful sickness? Who can stop it? Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and his not-so-trusty (at least in this book) sidekick Splat can find the cure and save the day...while discovering how important it is to be honest and tell the truth.


My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1993-07-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535133

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Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.


My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1996-08-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535028

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Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,


My Life as a Human Hairball

My Life as a Human Hairball
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 87
Release: 1998-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141855345X

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Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."