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Nightbitch

Nightbitch
Author: Rachel Yoder
Publisher: Anchor
Total Pages: 218
Release: 2021-07-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0385546823

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In this blazingly smart and voracious debut novel, an artist turned stay-at-home mom becomes convinced she's turning into a dog. • "A must-read for anyone who can’t get enough of the ever-blurring line between the psychological and supernatural that Yellowjackets exemplifies." —Vulture One day, the mother was a mother, but then one night, she was quite suddenly something else... An ambitious mother puts her art career on hold to stay at home with her newborn son, but the experience does not match her imagination. Two years later, she steps into the bathroom for a break from her toddler's demands, only to discover a dense patch of hair on the back of her neck. In the mirror, her canines suddenly look sharper than she remembers. Her husband, who travels for work five days a week, casually dismisses her fears from faraway hotel rooms. As the mother's symptoms intensify, and her temptation to give in to her new dog impulses peak, she struggles to keep her alter-canine-identity secret. Seeking a cure at the library, she discovers the mysterious academic tome which becomes her bible, A Field Guide to Magical Women: A Mythical Ethnography, and meets a group of mommies involved in a multilevel-marketing scheme who may also be more than what they seem. An outrageously original novel of ideas about art, power, and womanhood wrapped in a satirical fairy tale, Nightbitch will make you want to howl in laughter and recognition. And you should. You should howl as much as you want.


No One's the Bitch

No One's the Bitch
Author: Jennifer Newcomb Marine
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Total Pages: 259
Release: 2009-05-05
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 0762755903

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One of three Americans is today a stepparent, a stepchild, or a stepsibling. That means there are lots of stepmothers and ex-wives out there wrestling with resentment, jealousy, anxiety, anger, and despair over their relationship with the “other woman” in their life. That's where stepmother/ex-wife team extraordinaire Jennifer Newcomb Marine and Carol Marine step in. No One's the Bitch is their straight-talking, handholding walk through what is typically a very lonely minefield. Whether women just want to create a neutral, “business” partnership or actually, gulp, to become friends, this book shows them how to reach their goal through ten powerful steps, with chapter titles such as “Own Your Own Crap,” “Collaborate,” and “Communicate.” The authors also recount their own journey, providing ample hope and reassurance to all women struggling to keep a blended family together.


Mother Bitch

Mother Bitch
Author: R. K. Martin
Publisher:
Total Pages: 303
Release: 2020-04-27
Genre:
ISBN:

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This is the story about a devout lady to her man. It will span decades. See how long she stays there and that's it. The Italians are done here!


Motherhood Is a B#tch

Motherhood Is a B#tch
Author: Lyss Stern
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 151
Release: 2017-04-18
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1510718966

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You’ve had a kid or two . . . or three. Now, every time you look in the mirror you ask yourself, “Who the hell is that tired, washed out woman looking back at me?” What happened to the stylish, stiletto-wearing woman who prided herself on living the fabulous life? It’s time to reclaim your pre-baby body, mind, and mojo. No more sulking, stressing, or resenting other moms who have it more together than you and wondering how they do it. Motherhood is a B#tch! tells you how YOU can do it. This guide tells it like it is and explains how women lose their sense of self once they have children and why it’s so important to reclaim it. Motherhood is a B#tch! tackles the toughest issues facing moms today and empowers you to regain your once fierce and fab self. In the end, you’ll be happier, healthier, and hotter than ever. Motherhood is a B#tch! is the modern mom’s bible for dealing with the day-to-day chaos with style and grace. It’s written for the stressed out working mom and the harried stay-at-home mom, who have sacrificed their lives, careers, bodies, and sanity to become moms. And, honey, it’s time to take it all back!


The Bitch in the House

The Bitch in the House
Author: Cathi Hanauer
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 259
Release: 2013-04-30
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 0062276182

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“The writing is superb: smart, sassy and honest–oh, are they honest...in this must–read for every woman.” — Booklist “What a book, for men and women both. There is no bitterness here, only the eloquence of honesty.” — Elizabeth Strout, author of Amy and Isabelle “THE BITCH IN THE HOUSE is... smart, funny, wise, honest, and very probably...the story of your life.” — Cynthia Kaplan, author of Why I'm Like This “I devoured these essays, and took great guilty pleasure in trespassing into these private lives.” — Elinor Lipman, author of The Dearly Departed and The Inn at Lake Devine “...This essay anthology will offer comfort to real women living real lives” — Library Journal “A rollicking, free-flowing, double-barreled think piece.” — Hartford Courant “Starkly revealing ...Here is unvarnished truth and more than a smidgen of anger about marriage, motherhood, solitude, and sex.” — Seattle Post-Intelligencer “The writing is superb: smart, sassy and honest-oh, are they honest-in this must-read for every woman.” — Booklist “The great thing about The Bitch in the House is knowing how many of us there are out there.” — O magazine


And Now We Have Everything

And Now We Have Everything
Author: Meaghan O'Connell
Publisher: Little, Brown
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2018-04-10
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0316393835

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Selected as One of the Best Books of the Year by: National Public Radio, Esquire, Bustle, Refinery29, Thrillist, Electric Literature, Powell's, Autostraddle, BookRiot, Women.com "Smart, funny, and true in all the best ways, this book made me ache with recognition." -- Cheryl Strayed A raw, funny, and fiercely honest account of becoming a mother before feeling like a grown up. When Meaghan O'Connell got accidentally pregnant in her twenties and decided to keep the baby, she realized that the book she needed -- a brutally honest, agenda-free reckoning with the emotional and existential impact of motherhood -- didn't exist. So she decided to write it herself. And Now We Have Everything is O'Connell's exploration of the cataclysmic, impossible-to-prepare-for experience of becoming a mother. With her dark humor and hair-trigger B.S. detector, O'Connell addresses the pervasive imposter syndrome that comes with unplanned pregnancy, the fantasies of a "natural" birth experience that erode maternal self-esteem, post-partum body and sex issues, and the fascinating strangeness of stepping into a new, not-yet-comfortable identity. Channeling fears and anxieties that are still taboo and often unspoken, And Now We Have Everything is an unflinchingly frank, funny, and visceral motherhood story for our times, about having a baby and staying, for better or worse, exactly yourself.


Mama, PhD

Mama, PhD
Author: Elrena Evans
Publisher: Rutgers University Press
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2008
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 0813543185

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Every year, American universities publish glowing reports stating their commitment to diversity, often showing statistics of female hires as proof of success. Yet, although women make up increasing numbers of graduate students, graduate degree recipients, and even new hires, academic life remains overwhelming a man's world. The reality that the statistics fail to highlight is that the presence of women, specifically those with children, in the ranks of tenured faculty has not increased in a generation. Further, those women who do achieve tenure track placement tend to report slow advancement, income disparity, and lack of job satisfaction compared to their male colleagues. Amid these disadvantages, what is a Mama, PhD to do? This literary anthology brings together a selection of deeply felt personal narratives by smart, interesting women who explore the continued inequality of the sexes in higher education and suggest changes that could make universities more family-friendly workplaces. The contributors hail from a wide array of disciplines and bring with them a variety of perspectives, including those of single and adoptive parents. They address topics that range from the level of policy to practical day-to-day concerns, including caring for a child with special needs, breastfeeding on campus, negotiating viable maternity and family leave policies, job-sharing and telecommuting options, and fitting into desk/chair combinations while eight months pregnant. Candid, provocative, and sometimes with a wry sense of humor, the thirty-five essays in this anthology speak to and offer support for any woman attempting to combine work and family, as well as anyone who is interested in improving the university's ability to live up to its reputation to be among the most progressive of American institutions.


I Bitch, Therefore I Am

I Bitch, Therefore I Am
Author: Ed Polish
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2007
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1580088295

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A third volume in the popular series of humor collections brings together sixty full-color advertising images from the 1940s through the 1960s with hilarious sayings that address such topics as love, motherhood, orgasms, politics, menopause, religion, and chocolate, among other topics.


The Bitch

The Bitch
Author: PILAR. QUINTANA
Publisher:
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2020-08-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781912987054

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Colombia's Pacific coast, where everyday life entails warding off the brutal forces of nature. Damaris lives with her fisherman husband in a shack on a bluff overlooking the sea. Childless and at that age 'when women dry up,' as her uncle puts it, she is eager to adopt an orphaned puppy. But this act may bring more than just affection into her home. The Bitch is written in a prose as terse as the villagers, with storms - both meteorological and emotional - lurking around each corner. Beauty and dread live side by side in this poignant exploration or the many meanings of motherhood and love.


Basic Bitch!

Basic Bitch!
Author: Melissa Pocza
Publisher:
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781950892273

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Embracing Basic! Who says being basic is bad? You are unique and beautiful and it's time to embrace your sparkle! In a world focused every day on beauty, self-improvement and success, it can be difficult to find the place where you feel you truly belong. Daily fear and uncertainty of how we compare to others ranging from our weight, our level of success and the unfair expectations placed on us as not only woman, but as mothers and career women can be overwhelming. As a former Mrs. International, a multiple state title holder, and a complete boss babe in the real world, Melissa is familiar with facing high levels of competition and combatting criticism. Through many life difficulties, this beauty queen turned entrepreneur has broken barriers, defied the odds, silenced criticism, and has made pageant history through the self-discovery of finding her inner Basic. It was through her journey and these lessons that this self-discovery has changed her life. Discover the true power of your journey. It's time to straighten your crown, remove toxic judgements and own your confidence and strength.