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More Aussie Gags

More Aussie Gags
Author: John Blackman
Publisher: Momentum
Total Pages: 183
Release: 2012-02-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1743340184

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This guy walks into a bar ... No no! Have you heard the one about ... Oh, how did it go? There was this blonde who ... Hmm. Do you ever wish you could remember all the gags and one-liners you've heard over the years and become the envy of all your friends and colleagues? Well, wish no more. Hot on the heels of the hugely successful Aussie Gags, John Blackman presents another hilarious collection of the funniest jokes and one-liners Australia has to offer. No stone is left unturned – whether it be lawyers, religion, blondes, mothers-in-law or Viagra, Blackman has a gag for every occasion.


Aussie Gags

Aussie Gags
Author: John Blackman
Publisher: Pan
Total Pages: 153
Release: 1998
Genre: Australian wit and humor
ISBN: 9780330360975

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Aussie Gags

Aussie Gags
Author: John Blackman
Publisher: Momentum
Total Pages: 221
Release: 2012-02-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1743340176

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"My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep. Which is more than I can say for the three passengers he had in his car at the time." At school, John Blackman was voted the student most likely to recede. Despite this, he has emerged as one of our best-loved funny men. Now the master of the microphone on TV's 'Hey Hey It's Saturday', the voice behind the hat that is Dickie Knee, the king of the backhanders has compiled over 1400 of his all-time favourite one-liners and jokes. "It was so cold today, I saw a politician with his hand in his own pocket." Following the side-splitting success of his previous books Don't Come the Raw Prawn! and The Best of Aussie Slang, John has become the undisputed master of Aussie lingo. Now he takes on his biggest challenge to date: to plumb the depths of the Aussie sense of humour! "I have a lot of trouble sleeping. Sometimes I toss and turn at my desk all day." Ever wished you could come up with an unforgettable one-liner at a crucial moment? Or be known as the king or queen of jokes? This is the definitive book of jokes from all over the world that make Aussies laugh.


The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes

The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes
Author: Warren Fahey
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2010-03-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 073044516X

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Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..


More Great Aussie Jokes

More Great Aussie Jokes
Author: Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The
Publisher:
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2002
Genre: Australian wit and humor
ISBN: 9781865036663

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502 More Great Aussie Jokes

502 More Great Aussie Jokes
Author: Louis Shea
Publisher:
Total Pages: 185
Release: 2009
Genre: Australian wit and humor
ISBN: 9781741695144

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Did you hear about the optimistic kangaroo? It hopped for the best. Who would open the batting for the Aussie animal cricket team? Wombat and numbat. With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket! Camp Quality is committed to bringing hope and happiness to children living with cancer, their families and communities, through ongoing quality recreational, educational and financial support programs. Scholastic Australia is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.


Best Ever Aussie Jokes

Best Ever Aussie Jokes
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 184
Release: 2011
Genre: Australia
ISBN: 9781741699524

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What Aussie outlaw wore no clothes? Nude Kelly! With over 400 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will be extensive, with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to skyrocket!


365 Awesome Aussie Jokes

365 Awesome Aussie Jokes
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 183
Release: 2010
Genre: Australian wit and humor
ISBN: 9781741696103

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep? A woolly jumper! Mitchell Johnson, Australian cricketer Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock? So he would be on time! Kate Ritchie, actor What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick! Jeremy Lindsay Taylor, actor, Sea Patrol With 362 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket!


The Penguin Book of All-new Australian Jokes

The Penguin Book of All-new Australian Jokes
Author: Phillip Adams
Publisher:
Total Pages: 480
Release: 2000
Genre: Australian wit and humor
ISBN: 9780140290585

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The traditional Aussie jokes told in pubs and cabs now compete with global jokes. It's Dad 'n' Dave versus Monica Lewinsky.


Best Aussie Jokes

Best Aussie Jokes
Author: Marguerite Marshall
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014
Genre: Australian literature
ISBN: 9781922175557

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With over 400 jokes to smile, giggle and laugh your way through, 'Best Aussie Jokes' has a joke for nearly every occasion. Laughter is a powerful tonic for our physical and mental health and these jokes will ensure you become the life of the party. So get ready for a book full of belly laughs. A warning: Beware... laughing is addictive