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Merry Fucking Whatever

Merry Fucking Whatever
Author: Noel Day Press
Publisher:
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-11-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781709473722

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ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A INAPPROPRIATE XMAS GIFTS FOR COWORKERS & FRIENDS? Fun SECRET SANTA GIFT Alternative to a Greeting Card! 100% Chance of laughter JOURNAL PAPER ready for you to fill with your notes on the go, track appointments, ideas, client notes. It can be used as a Planner, Diary or just a Composition Book. Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, office or back to school. Rude Adult Jokes - Secret Santa Gifts for Him & Her - Novelty Notebook 6 x 9 120 Pages.


Waiting for the Parade

Waiting for the Parade
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 141
Release: 2020-12-21
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1664149139

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The parade never happened. No one showed up. Would have been a bust anyway...


There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say

There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
Author: Paula Poundstone
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2022-04-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0593444019

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Part memoir, part monologue, with a dash of startling honesty, There’s Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say features biographies of legendary historical figures from which Paula Poundstone can’t help digressing to tell her own story. Mining gold from the lives of Abraham Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and Beethoven, among others, the eccentric and utterly inimitable mind of Paula Poundstone dissects, observes, and comments on the successes and failures of her own life with surprising candor and spot-on comedic timing in this unique laugh-out-loud book. If you like Paula Poundstone’s ironic and blindingly intelligent humor, you’ll love this wryly observant, funny, and touching book. Paula Poundstone on . . . The sources of her self-esteem: “A couple of years ago I was reunited with a guy I knew in the fifth grade. He said, “All the other fifth-grade guys liked the pretty girls, but I liked you.” It’s hard to know if a guy is sincere when he lays it on that thick. The battle between fatigue and informed citizenship: I play a videotape of The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer every night, but sometimes I only get as far as the theme song (da da-da-da da-ah) before I fall asleep. Sometimes as soon as Margaret Warner says whether or not Jim Lehrer is on vacation I drift right off. Somehow just knowing he’s well comforts me. The occult: I need to know exactly what day I’m gonna die so that I don’t bother putting away leftovers the night before. TV’s misplaced priorities: Someday in the midst of the State of the Union address they’ll break in with, “We interrupt this program to bring you a little clip from Bewitched.” Travel: In London I went to the queen’s house. I went as a tourist—she didn’t invite me so she could pick my brain: “What do you think of my face on the pound? Too serious?” Air-conditioning in Florida: If it were as cold outside in the winter as they make it inside in the summer, they’d put the heat on. It makes no sense. The scandal: The judge said I was the best probationer he ever had. Talk about proud. With a foreword by Mary Tyler Moore


Stranded

Stranded
Author: BJ Harvey
Publisher: BJ Harvey
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2015-01-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1507039476

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Harlow Wilson wanted Porter Daniels from the moment he walked into her office. When she’s roped in to play hostess on a late-night flight just two days before Christmas, she gets more than she bargained for—until Porter steps in to save her. Stranded in Chicago just two days before the holidays, Porter and Harlow have to clear the air. Can they stop circling each other and finally give each other what they really want for Christmas? Originally published in the All I Want anthology.


Plays, 1

Plays, 1
Author: Christopher Shinn
Publisher: A&C Black
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2007-01-01
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 0713683279

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A first volume of four plays from the American playwright whose play Dying City was a critical and popular success at the Royal Court Theatre in May 2006.....Other People is set in New York among a twenty-something generation whose lives and hopes are blighted by disillusionment born of affluence and impotence in the face of the unknown.....Where Do We Live, set in a post-September 11 world, asks to what extent New York's liberal multicultural society is under threat and how much should we care about the state in which our neighbours live.....The Coming World moves from Shinn's usual Manhattan environment to the coast of New England, where Dora is persuaded, against her better judgement, to help her ex, Ed, in a desperate attempt to escape from spiralling debt.....Dying City shifts between 2004 and 2005 - the eve of one brother's departure for Iraq and the day that his twin brother visits his now widowed sister-in-law.....The books also features an introduction by the author.


Private Means

Private Means
Author: Cree LeFavour
Publisher: Atlantic Monthly Press
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2020-05-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0802148905

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“This feels like an Ian McEwan novel. Served on a bed of Cheever. I can’t offer higher praise than that. But written by a woman. Which is even better.”— Elizabeth Gilbert Spanning the course of a single summer, Private Means is acclaimed memoirist Cree LeFavour’s sumptuous fiction debut—a sharply observed comedy of manners and a moving meditation on marriage, money, and loss. A deliciously compulsive first novel from New York Times Editor’s Choice author of Lights On, Rats Out, Cree LeFavour’s Private Means captures the very essence of summer in a sharply observed, moving meditation on marriage, money, and loss. It's Memorial Day weekend and Alice’s beloved dog Maebelle has been lost. Alice stays in New York, desperate to find her dog, while her husband Peter drives north to stay with friends in the Berkshires. Relieved to be alone, Alice isn&apost sure if she should remain married to Peter but she’s built a life with him. For his part, Peter is pleased to have time alone—he’s tired of the lost dog drama, of Alice’s coolness, of New York. A psychiatrist, he ponders his patients and one, particularly attractive, woman in particular. As the summer unfolds, tensions rise as Alice and Peter struggle with infidelity, loneliness, and loss. Escaping the heat of New York City to visit wealthy friends in the Hamptons, on Cape Cod, and in the Berkshires, each continues to play his or her part in the life they’ve chosen together. By the time Labor Day rolls around, a summer that began with isolation has transformed into something else entirely. Matching keen observations on human behavior with wry prose, Private Means, with its sexy, page-turning plot, will draw fans of Nora Ephron and Meg Wolitzer. At once dark, funny, sad, and suspenseful, LeFavour’s debut is a rare find: a tart literary indulgence with depth and intelligence.


Twelve Nights at Rotter House

Twelve Nights at Rotter House
Author: J.W. Ocker
Publisher: Turner Publishing Company
Total Pages: 190
Release: 2019-10-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1684423708

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Felix Allsey is a travel writer with a keen eye for the paranormal, and he’s carved out a unique, if only slightly lucrative, niche for himself in nonfiction; he writes travelogues of the country’s most haunted places, after haunting them himself. When he convinces the owner of the infamous Rotterdam Mansion to let him stay on the premises for 13 nights, he believes he’s finally found the location that will bring him a bestseller. As with his other gigs, he sets rules for himself: no leaving the house for any reason, refrain from outside contact, and sleep during the day. When Thomas Ruth, Felix's oldest friend and fellow horror film obsessive, joins him on the project, the two dance around a recent and unspeakably painful rough-patch in their friendship, but eventually fall into their old rhythms of dark humor and movie trivia. That’s when things start going wrong: screams from upstairs, figures in the thresholds, and more than what should be in any basement. Felix realizes the book he’s writing, and his very state of mind, is tilting from nonfiction into all out horror, and the shocking climax answers a question that’s been staring these men in the face all along: In Rotter House, who’s haunting who?


I of the Sun

I of the Sun
Author: Richard Arthur
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
Total Pages: 383
Release: 2012-04-01
Genre: Travel
ISBN: 1780888805

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A young man travels on a one-way ticket to South East Asia in search of freedom and everything that comes with it. That way he’ll really learn what makes him tick.


Handsome, Successful, 33, & Depressed

Handsome, Successful, 33, & Depressed
Author: Gluk Vanstone
Publisher: Fulton Books, Inc.
Total Pages: 173
Release: 2021-04-16
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1649521146

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Stupidity can come in many forms, but for Bertie, the stupidity that is heavily linked to his immaturity hides a very dark problem-successful, a City of London–based investment banker by day, center of attention at parties by night, and a miserable fucking mess on the inside that he hides from the world at all other times. Bertie has the life that may appeal to most; however, as he deals with the massive highs and lows of what is his version of life, it reveals a very different view. Read the fucking book. You never know, it might help. Cheers.


SPOKE

SPOKE
Author: Coleman
Publisher: Little Creek Press
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2013-08-23
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0989643107

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When Coleman's mother participated in civil rights demonstrations and sit-ins to end segregation, and then attempted to sell her home in an all white suburb of Oklahoma City to a black doctor, the city fathers had her declared insane. She lost her home, her children and everything she owned. Five years later, Coleman followed his mother's example, and committed his own acts of civil disobedience against the draft and the Vietnam War. Serendipitously, it was his own act of resistance that led to his mother's liberation. Coleman's experiences, and those of his mother, provide a lens through which to view one of the most tumultuous decades of the twentieth century. Drawing on his memory, his mother’s written reflections, interviews with contemporaries, and newly available documents, SPOKE recalls a recent time in America’s history when sacrifices were required, and sacrifices were made