Josh Billings His Sayings With Comic Illustrations PDF Download

Excerpt from Josh Billings, Hiz Sayings: With Comic Illustrations The mule is haf hose, and haf Jackass, and then kums tu a full stop, natur diskovering' her mistake. Tha weigh more, akordin tu their heft, than'enny other kreetur, except a crowbar. Tha kant hear enny quicker, nor further than the boss, yet their ears are big enufl' for snow shoes. You kan trust them with enny one whose life aint worth enny more than the mules. The only wa tu keep them into a paster, is tu turn them into a medder jinsing, and let them jump out. Tha are reddy for use, just as soon as they will du tu abuse. The. Haint got enny friends, and will live on huckel' berry brush, with an ockasional chanse at Kanada thissels. Tha are a modern invenshun', i dont think the Ri ble deludes tu them at tall. Tha sel for more money than enny other domestik animile. Yu kant tell their age by looking into their mouth, enny more than you kould a Mexican cannons. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.