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Outbursts of a Professional Lowlife; Thoughts of a Sober Barfly

Outbursts of a Professional Lowlife; Thoughts of a Sober Barfly
Author: Baethan Balor
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 561
Release: 2022-09-26
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1663242313

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I observed no human face other than my own and corresponded with no one this Christmas.


Beautifully Flawed

Beautifully Flawed
Author: Laura Pavlov
Publisher: The Wild Rose Press Inc
Total Pages: 330
Release: 2020-09-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1509232842

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Elle Fiore wants a prince on a white horse. Maverick Wallace does not fit the description. It doesn't matter they shared the best kiss of her life, or her friends think he walks on water...and his Greek-god looks have absolutely no effect on her whatsoever. If only she can convince her heart he's not for her. Maverick is happy with his free and easy no-strings lifestyle. The last thing he wants or needs is someone complicated like Elle. He doesn't do relationships or sleepovers. She's beautiful, but a diva with a capital D. But something magical happens whenever they're in a room together, whether they want it to or not.


Please, Feel Free to Share

Please, Feel Free to Share
Author: Rachel Causer
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2022-08-01
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1350356603

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“Everyone is constructing themselves. I'm just conscious of doing it. More than that, I'm a sculptor of it. I am a fucking artist.” Alex is a social success. Her Instagram boasts a montage of members-only rooftops, inexplicably sunny days and clinking glasses – like after like after like! When her father dies, Alex reluctantly joins a bereavement group. She shares a little, and then lies... a lot. And it feels good – like the 'likes', but live, and just like that, Alex is hooked. Please, Feel Free to Share by Rachel Causer is a dynamic, darkly comic, one-woman show about our personal addictions, the never-ending pursuit of 'likes' and our growing desire to share all. Finalist: Popcorn Writing Award 2021 Brought to you by Scatterjam, a female-led production company who are committed to creating innovative shows that actively challenge commonly held preconceptions and celebrate the comedic potential of doing so. They are the makers of the Offie-Nominated play When It Happens.


First Time for Everything

First Time for Everything
Author: Henry Fry
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 359
Release: 2022-05-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0593358716

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A “big-hearted” (The Daily Beast), “LOL-worthy” (Cosmopolitan) debut about a down-on-his-luck gay man working out how he fits into the world, making up for lost time, and opening himself up to life’s possibilities “Part of a new wave of authors releasing uplifting queer literature that casts its characters as the heroes of their lives . . . crammed with blossoming romances and glittery escapism.”—The Guardian Danny Scudd is absolutely fine. He always dreamed of escaping the small-town life of his parents’ fish-and-chip shop, moving to London, and becoming a journalist. And, after five years in the city, his career isn’t exactly awful, and his relationship with pretentious Tobbs isn’t exactly unfulfilling. Certainly his limited-edition Dolly Parton vinyls and many (maybe too many) house plants are hitting the spot. But his world is flipped upside down when a visit to the local clinic reveals that Tobbs might not have been exactly faithful. In fact, Tobbs claims they were never operating under the “heteronormative paradigm” of monogamy to begin with. Oh, and Danny’s flatmates are unceremoniously evicting him because they want to start a family. It’s all going quite well. Newly single and with nowhere to live, Danny is forced to move in with his best friend, Jacob, a flamboyant nonbinary artist whom he’s known since childhood, and their eccentric group of friends living in an East London “commune.” What follows is a colorful voyage of discovery through modern queer life, dating, work, and lots of therapy—all places Danny has always been too afraid to fully explore. Upon realizing just how little he knows about himself and his sexuality, he careens from one questionable decision (and man) to another, relying on his inscrutable new therapist and housemates to help him face the demons he’s spent his entire life trying to repress. Is he really fine, after all?


The Beckham Experiment

The Beckham Experiment
Author: Grant Wahl
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2010-06-01
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 0307408590

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The book that rocked the sports world with its explosive revelations of a bitter feud between David Beckham and American star Landon Donovan—and how they overcame their differences to lead the L.A. Galaxy to the championship final, now updated with a new Afterword “Far more than merely a soccer book, The Beckham Experiment brilliantly explores—and exposes—that odd place where sports and celebrity collide.”—Jeff Pearlman, author of Boys Will Be Boys In 2007, David Beckham shocked the international sports world when he signed a five-year contract with an American team, the Los Angeles Galaxy. Could he pull off what no player had ever accomplished and transform soccer into one of the most popular spectator sports in America? It was a bold experiment: failure meant a team, a league, a sport, and Beckham himself might miss their chance to hit primetime in the U.S. With unprecedented access to the Galaxy and one-on-one interviews with Beckham, veteran Sports Illustrated writer Grant Wahl provides behind-the-scenes accounts, on the road with the team and inside the locker room, to reveal just what happened on and off the field when the most renowned player in the world left the glamour of European soccer to play in a country that has yet to fully embrace the sport With The Beckham Experiment, Wahl presents a vivid account of ego clashes and epic winless streaks, rivalries and resentments, big gambles and great expectations, cultural and class collisions, and ultimately the volatile mix of celebrity and professional sports that was the Beckham experiment.


Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One

Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 691
Release: 2021-10-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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Three HOT Standalone hockey rom coms including… HOT AS PUCK The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me. SEXY MOTHERPUCKER Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed. I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it. PUCK AHOLIC I hate my new roommate… And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them. Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.


He Has It All

He Has It All
Author: Stephanie Queen
Publisher: Stephanie Queen
Total Pages: 294
Release: 2023-08-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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She always had a crush me, but I was never right for her. Now one wedding could change everything--If I can get sh*t together before it's to late... Ryan O’Rourke here, pro hockey star for the Boston Brawlers and playboy extraordinaire. That’s right, I admit it. Hell, I own it, score with it and take it to the bank every day. MVP of the league, rich as sh*t and sought after—no plagued by woman constantly, I’m on top of the world. Right? Not so much. Problem is, when you’re at the top there’s nowhere to go. And after a very short stint, it gets f*****g lonely because all your friends think you’re an a**hole. The other problem is, when you fall for someone real, someone who knows who you were before you got to the top, you have a hell of a time convincing her you’re still the same person you used to be. I swear I still am—somewhere underneath the cocky b*****d. And then there's that damn promise I made... Chelsea Wilde here, gossip queen for BeanTown Sports Broadcasting. Boston can be a tough town for professional athletes, filled with gossip and whispers, I hear it all and more importantly tell it all. About Ryan O'Rourke, the favorite son of BC hockey gone pro, we hear he has all those women, he has all that money. And our favorite is, he has that gigantic… Well, there's some gossip we just can't repeat. I really need to find a new job. Being a sleazy gossip is crushing my soul after only one month. It’s not what I envisioned for myself when I went into broadcasting. I swear I’m not that nosey big mouth girl. Especially not when the gossip is all about my best friend's big brother. The one I had a massive crush on all my life. The one I spent that night with four years ago… sort of. A lot of things happened four years ago that I'd prefer not to remember. Ryan's the least awful of them. But that was then. And this is now… And I'm about to walk down the aisle with my old crush,--the home town sports hero I've been gossiping about professionally for the past month. Awkward. Because I'm maid of honor at my best friend's wedding and he's the best man. Everything is fine. The past is past, a job’s a job. I have everything under control... Not. He Has It All is a sister's best friend friends-to-lovers second chance hockey romance. This full-length novel can be read as a stand-alone. If you love sizzling sports romance, hot hockey players and those stories about finally winning over that long-time crush, then you'll enjoy this one! (Contains sex and language for mature audiences.) Warning: There is a scene about violence against women which may be a trigger for some.


The Poughkeepsie Brotherhood Box Set

The Poughkeepsie Brotherhood Box Set
Author: Debra Anastasia
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 1232
Release: 2016-01-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1623422353

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Now get all four of the Poughkeepsie books in one place. From Poughkeepsie Begins to Saving Poughkeepsie you'll fall in love with the story of three brothers and their love for the women in their lives, and each other. Poughkeepsie Begins Poughkeepsie Return to Poughkeepsie Saving Poughkeepsie


Playing To Win

Playing To Win
Author: Stacey Lynn
Publisher: Stacey Lynn
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2020-02-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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It was a three-week fling. Nothing more than a couple of college kids having some fun, but then I did the stupid thing and fell for Jude Taylor quicker than he can score a goal on the ice. And after one beautiful night together, he left for the pros before I could make my first cup of coffee. I thought I’d put him behind me. I thought I’d moved on. Then he hobbles into my physical therapy office and I realize how absolutely wrong I’ve been—there’s no getting over Jude Taylor. But now things are complicated. Jude lives half a country away and his career is in direct opposition to my need for stability. Most of all, getting involved with him could mean losing my job and everything I’ve worked so hard for. Jude doesn’t seem to mind one bit and he’s all in. He might be a patient in my office, but he’s no longer the patient guy I remember. This time, he’s playing to win, and the prize he’s looking to score is me.


I'm Fucking Professional

I'm Fucking Professional
Author: Morning Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-07-05
Genre:
ISBN:

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I'm fucking professional is a 6" x 9" 120-page Everyday Journal It features: 120 pages 6" x 9" cream-color paper a cover page a matte-finish cover for a minimalist and elegant look