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Author | : D.L. Hughley |
Publisher | : Crown |
Total Pages | : 289 |
Release | : 2013-08-06 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 030798625X |
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D.L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, discussing everything from dating to former president Barack Obama with sharp, thoughtful commentary “The best book since The Hunger Games. First he was a King of Comedy; now he’s the king of comedy authors.”—Chris Rock The American dream is in dire need of a wake-up call. A f*cked up society is like an addict: if you are in denial, then things are going to keep getting worse until you hit bottom. According to D. L. Hughley, that's the direction in which America is headed. In I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up, D.L. explains how we've become a nation of fat sissies playing Chicken Little, but in reverse: The sky is falling, but we're supposed to act like everything's fine. D.L. just points out the sobering facts: there is no standard of living by which we are the best. In terms of life expectancy, we're 36th—tied with Cuba; in terms of literacy, we're 20th—behind Kazakhstan. Things are bad now and they're only going to get worse. Unless, of course, you sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to what D. L. Hughley has to say. I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up is a slap to the political senses, a much needed ass-kicking of the American sense of entitlement. In these pages, D. L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, offering his hilarious yet insightful thoughts on: • Our supposedly post-racial society • The similarities between America the superpower and the drunk idiot at the bar • Why apologizing is not the answer to controversy, especially when you meant what you said • Why civil rights leaders are largely to blame for black people not being represented on television • And more!
Author | : Adam Mansbach |
Publisher | : Akashic Books |
Total Pages | : 18 |
Release | : 2011-06-14 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1453271023 |
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Author | : Marcy Roznick |
Publisher | : St. Martin's Griffin |
Total Pages | : 36 |
Release | : 2011-10-25 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1466801514 |
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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point...while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.
Author | : Raxiel Liz |
Publisher | : Raxiel Liz |
Total Pages | : 98 |
Release | : 2020-07-29 |
Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
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We as individuals want to succeed and achieve our goals on an immense level. It's in our DNA to be creative and evolve. Unfortunately you know what else can be in our DNA? Self doubt, procrastination, guilt, stubbornness, asshole-ness, bitchiness, fakeness, fear and the list goes on! We are not immortal, the Unicorns run this sh*t! We are on borrowed time! Learn to live today and stop holding on to bullsh*t! Be fearless and let it go! SHUT THE F*CK UP and LOVE!
Author | : Prem Dayal |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 226 |
Release | : 2015-11-02 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1329654730 |
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I DON'T GIVE A F***! American Mantras to Free the Spirit (A Roadmap to Enlightenment for Godless Mystics). Good old Socrates said: all I know is that I know nothing. If Socrates didn't know it, imagine what it is that I don't know! But there are a hell of a lot of people who say they know a lot, and are therefore much smarter than I and even smarter than Socrates, who certainly would not be someone to be ashamed of as a classmate. There are those who speak with angels, who speak with the dead, with forest creatures, extraterrestrials, goblins and animals... and the luckiest of all speak long distance with God. Sadly, it often happens that these same people, found talking candidly with ghosts, plants, UFOs, sheep, cows and all types of beasts, have serious difficulty communicating with their own children, their partners or with the valet parking dude.
Author | : Great Britain. Commissioner of Wrecks |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 124 |
Release | : 1912 |
Genre | : Marine accidents |
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Author | : Howard A. Liddle |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 284 |
Release | : 2002 |
Genre | : Cannabis |
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Author | : United States. Warren Commission |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 844 |
Release | : 1964 |
Genre | : Presidents |
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Author | : Wendy Murray |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 248 |
Release | : 2000 |
Genre | : Education |
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Explores the religious and ethical issues that the Columbine community had to deal with. Discusses key issues of the survivors, such as praying for freedom from hatred and bitterness toward the shooters. Searches for answers to concerns about a materialistic American culture that neglects its youth.
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Total Pages | : 362 |
Release | : 1870 |
Genre | : English drama |
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