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How to Sell Your Family to the Aliens

How to Sell Your Family to the Aliens
Author: Paul Noth
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 179
Release: 2018-04-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1681196581

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This is an out-of-this-world funny first book in a madcap, illustrated adventure series from New Yorker cartoonist Paul Noth. Happy Conklin Jr. is the only 10-year-old who has to shave three times a day. Hap's dad is a brilliant inventor of screwball products, and being a Conklin kid means sometimes being experimented on. So Hap has his beard, and his five sisters each have their own unique--and often problematic--qualities too. And although Hap's dad has made a fortune with his wacky inventions sold via nonstop TV infomercials, all of that money has gone to Hap's tyrannical Grandma. While she lives in an enormous mansion, the rest of the family lives in two rooms in the basement. All Hap has ever wanted is to have a normal life, so when he sees a chance to get rid of Grandma, he takes it! He only means to swap out Grandma, but when he--oops!--sells his whole family to the aliens, he wants nothing more than to get them back. He just has to figure out . . . how?


Aliens in the Family

Aliens in the Family
Author: Margaret Mahy
Publisher:
Total Pages: 174
Release: 1986
Genre: Children's stories, New Zealand
ISBN: 9780908643356

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Jake Raven, expecting to dislike her new stepsister and stepbrother, ends up helping them protect an alien from another dimension as he flees from mysterious pursuers with the ability to alter time.


We're Not from Here

We're Not from Here
Author: Geoff Rodkey
Publisher: Crown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2019-03-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524773069

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Imagine being forced to move to a new planet where YOU are the alien! From the creator of the Tapper Twins, New York Times bestselling author Geoff Rodkey delivers a topical, sci-fi middle-grade novel that proves friendship and laughter can transcend even a galaxy of differences. The first time I heard about Planet Choom, we'd been on Mars for almost a year. But life on the Mars station was grim, and since Earth was no longer an option (we may have blown it up), it was time to find a new home. That's how we ended up on Choom with the Zhuri. They're very smart. They also look like giant mosquitos. But that's not why it's so hard to live here. There's a lot that the Zhuri don't like: singing (just ask my sister, Ila), comedy (one joke got me sent to the principal's office), or any kind of emotion. The biggest problem, though? The Zhuri don't like us. And if humankind is going to survive, it's up to my family to change their minds. No pressure.


Aliens on Vacation

Aliens on Vacation
Author: Clete Barrett Smith
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2011-03-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1423147502

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Scrub isn't happy about having to spend the summer with his hippie grandmother in "Middle of Nowhere," Washington. When he arrives at her Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, he's not surprised by its 1960s-meets- Star Wars decor; but he is surprised by the weird looking guests. It turns out that each room in the inn is a portal and his grandma is the gatekeeper, allowing aliens to vacation on Earth. This eBook now includes a preview for Clete Barrett Smith's new book, Magic Delivery!


Aliens Don't Wear Braces (The Bailey School Kids #7)

Aliens Don't Wear Braces (The Bailey School Kids #7)
Author: Debbie Dadey
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2022-01-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 133882919X

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The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! When the art teacher disappears after a strange display of flashing lights, it looks like Bailey Elementary is in a bind. But out of nowhere a mysterious and pale woman with silver-white hair and an unusual white outfit shows up to take her place. Soon after her arrival the objects of Bailey City start to lose their color, but the new teacher seems to be getting more colorful every day. Can the Bailey School kids stop Bailey City from being washed out before it's too late?


The Not-So-Perfect Planet

The Not-So-Perfect Planet
Author: Pamela F. Service
Publisher: Millbrook Press
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2017-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1512458538

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Audisee® eBooks with Audio combine professional narration and sentence highlighting to engage reluctant readers! Josh Higgins has an alien gizmo that lets him think his way to other planets—and he does NOT want to use it. But his sister Maggie won't stop bugging him, so he agrees to an off-world vacation. Josh dreams up a planet full of blue oceans, white beaches, and sunny weather. And he prepares for everything...well, almost. A parade of cranky creatures soon spoils Josh and Maggie's perfect getaway—including a one-horned beast, a sharp-toothed sea princess, and a two-tailed monkey. The planet's locals just can't get along, and Josh and Maggie find themselves caught up in the squabbling. As the Earth kids rush from one danger to another, will they discover a way to keep the peace? Or will Josh and Maggie become prisoners of the not-so-perfect planet?


Dancing with an Alien

Dancing with an Alien
Author: Mary Logue
Publisher: HarperTeen
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2002-02-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780064472098

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When Tonia meets Branko, an alien who was sent to earth to bring a female back to his planet, her life is forever changed as their unusual relationship develops over one magical summer. Reprint.


The Three Little Aliens and the Big Bad Robot

The Three Little Aliens and the Big Bad Robot
Author: Margaret McNamara
Publisher: Random House Studio
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2011-09-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0375866892

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Introduce kids to the planets and solar system in this fractured fairy tale retelling of the classic The Three Little Pigs. Parents and children alike will adore this out-of-this-world story, which is set in outer space! GREEP BOINK MEEP! The three little aliens are happily settling into their new homes when the Big Bad Robot flies in to crack and smack and whack their houses down! A chase across the solar system follows in this humorous and visually stunning book from Margaret McNamara (How Many Seeds in a Pumpkin?) and Mark Fearing (The Book that Eats People). The endpapers even include a labeled diagram of all the planets.


My Alien Parents

My Alien Parents
Author: R. L. Stine
Publisher: Two Lions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781612183251

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I thought I knew everything there was to know about my parents, like what they always eat for breakfast. Then one morning, everything changes. Mom suddenly hates tea and loves cornflakes and Dad's scarfing down poached eggs like there's no tomorrow--which, by the way, there may not be unless I can figure out what's gone wrong. Can it really be that Mom and Dad have been replaced by aliens from another world? And what the heck happened to our dog? "The Guru of Gruesome " --Booklist


How to Win the Science Fair When You're Dead

How to Win the Science Fair When You're Dead
Author: Paul Noth
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 170
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 168119662X

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"Totally original and totally unputdownable." - Mo O'Hara, New York Times bestselling author of the My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish series on How to Sell Your Family to the Aliens Popular New Yorker cartoonist Paul Noth continues his laugh-out-loud, illustrated middle grade series about a boy, his wacky family, and an out-of-this-world adventure. It's safe to say Happy Conklin Jr. is the only 10-year-old who accidentally sold his entire family to aliens. And he might have opened a black hole in the middle of class when trying to impress his lab partner. But now he faces the biggest threat of all--Grandma. Hap's Grandma isn't like normal grandmas--she's trying to overthrow the Galactic Emperor to rule over all, and she thinks Hap is her perfect partner in crime. Hap knows he has to stop her to save the universe. But that's easier said than done, what with giant robots and the like coming after him, and he'll need the help of his family, friends, and some very unlikely allies to do it.