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Author | : Deborah Reis |
Publisher | : Deborah Reis |
Total Pages | : 102 |
Release | : 2011-05-05 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1461006406 |
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Brimming with laugh-out-loud Santa stories, How Santa Lost His Jollies is a humorous take on Santa "events" from around the globe, from Santa gropers, to flying Santas (Elvis impersonators), to patented Santa traps, and of course, the usual kids (naughty) with their Santa-defying tricks. Drawn from genuine, and documented, news articles, How Santa Lost His Jollies reveals the trial and tribulations- even dangerous situations -endured by today's Santa. Well, not the real Santa, but those jolly old elves who work the trade for dollars. Admittedly, it was one dark and dismal Christmas Eve when in a desperate attempt to ignite my own holiday spirit, I resorted to dredging up Santa-in-the-news events off the internet. It wasn't long before I found myself laughing out loud. Therein lies the beginning of How Santa Lost His Jollies -- as well as the crummy feeling one gets upon discovering that the guy who delivered your first bicycle is right now busy getting his nose bloodied and a couple of eyes seriously discolored in a back alley, one quite possibly located near you. Santa stories, like all holiday stories, are meant to be shared. Accordingly, each Santa news event has been reconfigured to include a short multiple-choice quiz designed to keep both grinches and guests engaged and amused. You already know the scene: Christmas day; cooks in the kitchen; kids squabbling over noisy, blinking toys; teenagers tying up the TV with noisier, electronic games; guys swapping fish stories; and the self-appointed in-law joke-teller laughing at his own dirty jokes. Time to open How Santa Lost His Jollies, assign the family grinch to read the stories out loud and let the cooks, kids, and by now slightly inebriated men-folk guess the punch lines. Only right answers count.
Author | : Laura Rader |
Publisher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 44 |
Release | : 2008-10-07 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0061141399 |
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It's almost Christmas, and everyone—from Mrs. Claus right down to the littlest elf—is getting ready for the big day. But there's something wrong at the North Pole. It's just a bit too . . . quiet. Oh no! Santa has lost his laugh! Where could it be? And how can there be Christmas without Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! From the author of Santa's New Suit and Who'll Pull Santa's Sleigh Tonight? comes a holiday romp that's sure to make readers giggle with glee.
Author | : Stephen Krensky |
Publisher | : Turtleback Books |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2004-10 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781417740413 |
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Author | : IglooBooks |
Publisher | : Igloo Books |
Total Pages | : 10 |
Release | : 2021-10-05 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781800228412 |
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It's Christmas Eve, but Santa has lost his list! Can you help him find it? Join the search in this festive, interactive finger puppet book.
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Publisher | : Charlesbridge |
Total Pages | : 34 |
Release | : 2012-07-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1607344599 |
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Santa Claus is tired of delivering toys and decides to retire to somewhere warm, but things do not work out as expected.
Author | : Debbie Dadey |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 61 |
Release | : 2021-12-07 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1338829157 |
Download Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #3) Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different to say the least. She's just moved from the Transylvanian Alps and she seems to have some strange powers that help her deal with these mischief-makers. Her methods may be a little unconventional, but, then again, Mrs. Jeepers may be just what the Bailey School kids need.
Author | : George Hinke |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 36 |
Release | : 1996 |
Genre | : Children's stories |
ISBN | : 9780590376297 |
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Santa Claus works with his elves to get the toys ready for Christmas Eve, visits all the boys and girls with his presents for them, and relaxes back at home after his work is done.
Author | : Sheila Roberts |
Publisher | : MIRA |
Total Pages | : 400 |
Release | : 2018-07-16 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1488037124 |
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Revisit the sixth novel in bestselling author Sheila Roberts’ adored Life in Icicle Falls series How Santa Gets His Christmas Spirit Back… James Claussen has played Santa for years, but now that he’s a widower, he’s lost interest—in everything. So his daughter, Brooke, kidnaps him from the mall (in his Santa suit!) and takes him to Icicle Falls. She’s arranged a special Christmas at the lodge owned by long-widowed Olivia Wallace and her son, Eric. And yet…Brooke wants Dad to be happy, but she’s not ready to see someone else’s mommy kissing Santa Claus. Single mom Missy Monroe brings her kids to the lodge, too. Lalla wants a grandma for Christmas, and her brother, Carlos, wants a dog. Missy can’t provide either one. What she’d like is an attractive, dependable man. A man like John Truman… But John’s girlfriend will be joining him in Icicle Falls, and he’s going to propose. Of course, not everything goes as planned. But sometimes the best gifts are the ones you don’t expect! Originally published in 2014
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Total Pages | : 72 |
Release | : 1953-12-26 |
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Download Billboard Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.
Author | : Nancy Krulik |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 99 |
Release | : 2009-10-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1101150882 |
Download Holly's Jolly Christmas Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
What's better than getting one new Katie story? Getting two! With this Super Special, kids can get into the holiday spirit by following Katie's latest misadventures, first at a Christmas tree farm and then at a Santa's Workshop theme park, where she switcheroos into . . . Well, we won't spoil the surprise, but here's a hint: she doesn't have a red nose but she sure has antlers!