How Do You Light a Fart
Author | : Bobby Mercer |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2011-09-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781446346457 |
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Author | : Bobby Mercer |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2011-09-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781446346457 |
Author | : Bobby Mercer |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 227 |
Release | : 2009-04-18 |
Genre | : Reference |
ISBN | : 1440519870 |
Fireworks and grenades. Grills and campfires. Burps and farts. Men get a kick out of things that go boom, things that cook with fire, and all forms of bodily gas. What they might not know is that science is what makes it all happen. This book answers all the questions guys have about their favorite topics, such as: How do you make a Lifesaver spark? How do you hotwire a car? Why do kegs float? What is PMS? Why doesn't a cell phone work in metal buildings? Serious science mixed with outrageous humor, this book promises guys the need-to-know info on sports, cars, technology, women, bodily functions, food, and more!
Author | : P. J. Whitehill |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 52 |
Release | : 2008-07-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1435734424 |
This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
Author | : Dan DiSorbo |
Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
Total Pages | : 123 |
Release | : 2013-03-19 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1452105022 |
Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Author | : Scott A. Sorensen |
Publisher | : Running Press Adult |
Total Pages | : 162 |
Release | : 2013-11-05 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0762454466 |
The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
Author | : Don H. Corrigan |
Publisher | : McFarland |
Total Pages | : 217 |
Release | : 2023-07-26 |
Genre | : Social Science |
ISBN | : 1476650284 |
This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
Author | : Reepah Gud Wan |
Publisher | : Frog Books |
Total Pages | : 105 |
Release | : 2003-09-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1583940855 |
In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'
Author | : Benjamin Franklin |
Publisher | : Frog Books |
Total Pages | : 136 |
Release | : 2003-03-31 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781583940792 |
Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Author | : Gloria Klein |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 138 |
Release | : 2008-03-07 |
Genre | : Art |
ISBN | : 1304570835 |
A book that breaks new wind on the subject of farts and the meaning of life. It will be feared by tyrants everywhere.
Author | : Jim Dawson |
Publisher | : Ten Speed Press |
Total Pages | : 194 |
Release | : 2010-05-04 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 158008348X |
This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”