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Author | : John Adams |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 52 |
Release | : 2017-03-05 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781544209296 |
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It's November 1985 in Sydney, Australia. Two parents were at Doctor Orange's chamber with their child. Doctor Orange recommended liver test to the child. The child was diagnosed to have stage IV liver cancer, a rare type of childhood disease. Doctor Orange informed the parent, "Your baby's liver is severely damaged and there is only 4% chance that he would live!" The parents bursted into tears. Doctor Orange patted the parents in back and said, "I would try my best to cure your son". The American doctor could indeed cure the child. That child was me and it was my parents. I had experienced American ingeniousness first hand in my life. In fact, it was only because of Dr. Orange's magic touch, I am alive today. I am also a bestselling author. Had I not migrated to USA, I could have been just an ordinary pizza delivery guy in a remote Sydney Suburb.
Author | : Michael Rex |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 40 |
Release | : 2010-05-11 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0399545611 |
Download Furious George Goes Bananas Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
George is an ape—not a monkey—and he is perfectly happy living his simple life in the jungle, until one day the man in the funny hat kidnaps him and brings him to the big city. Poor George! Forced to live in a cage at the zoo, then work hard manual labor and be mocked on stage—George has every reason to be upset. In fact, after all the maltreatment, he’s downright furious! So it’s a good thing George is one clever ape. Perhaps getting mad is not the only answer. Readers will laugh out loud when George comes up with a way to outsmart the man in the funny hat.
Author | : Nick Adams |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 272 |
Release | : 2016-02-23 |
Genre | : Political Science |
ISBN | : 1618688502 |
Download Retaking America Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
"Australian Nick Adams deftly exposes why political correctness is behind every problem in America today, and why it is every American's patriotic duty to defy politically correct mandates."--Amazon.com.
Author | : Nick Benas, Matt Bloom & Buzz Bryan |
Publisher | : Jaico Publishing House |
Total Pages | : 186 |
Release | : 2023-04-25 |
Genre | : Self-Help |
ISBN | : 8196150784 |
Download The Warrior’s Book of Virtues Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
CHOOSE VIRTUE ALWAYS Virtues represent the moral excellence of a person. From discipline to prudence, fortitude to faith, the warrior virtues presented in these pages are guaranteed to transform your life to one of meaning and purpose. THE WARRIOR’S BOOK OF VIRTUES uses the battle-tested principles of the United States Marine Corps to help everyone live their best life in easy and practical ways. Don’t settle for less, and don’t make excuses for yourself. Become inspired to achieve your full potential and complete every objective you set.
Author | : Nick Benas |
Publisher | : Hatherleigh Press |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2019-08-13 |
Genre | : Self-Help |
ISBN | : 1578268087 |
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CHOOSE VIRTUE ALWAYS Time-tested principles for succeeding in life through the understanding and development of character, virtues represent the moral excellence of a person. From discipline to prudence, fortitude to faith, the warrior virtues presented in these pages are guaranteed to transform your life to one of meaning and purpose. The Warrior’s Book of Virtues uses the battle-tested principles of the United States Marine Corps to help everyone live their best life in easy and practical ways. Don’t settle for less, and don’t make excuses for yourself. Become inspired to achieve your full potential and complete every objective you set. Adapt and overcome.
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Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 300 |
Release | : 1886 |
Genre | : English wit and humor |
ISBN | : |
Download Parodies of the Works of English & American Authors Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Includes parodies of Tennyson, Longfellow, Bret Harte, Thomas Hood, Swinburne, Browning, Shakespeare, Milton, Poe, Shelley, Cowper, Coleridge, Herrick, Carroll, Lever, Lover, Burns, Scott, Goldsmith, Kingsley, Byron and many others.
Author | : Jen Coleman |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 120 |
Release | : 2018-09-12 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781727280913 |
Download I'm a Taekwondo Dad Like a Normal Dad Only Raising a Warrior Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
120 pages College-ruled notebook You can't go wrong with journals and notebooks as a gift item. Details of this journal include 6 by 9 Inches, 120 pages, matte-finished cover and white paper If you are looking for a different book make sure you click on author name for other great journal ideas.
Author | : Sellers Publishing Inc |
Publisher | : Sellers Publishing |
Total Pages | : 64 |
Release | : 2018-02-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781416246428 |
Download Cat Wars Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The epic battle between good and evil is played out in this humorous gift book, Cat Wars. Kitty warriors attempt to vanquish villainy from the universe by wielding powerful light sabers and spouting Star War-esque sayings. What a cat-astrophe! Cat and Star Wars lovers alike will find this gift book highly entertaining and humorous. This "is" the perfect gift book you are looking for.
Author | : Julian Montague |
Publisher | : University of Chicago Press |
Total Pages | : 185 |
Release | : 2023-10-30 |
Genre | : Photography |
ISBN | : 0226829855 |
Download The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A taxonomy we didn’t know we needed for identifying and cataloging stray shopping carts by artist and photographer Julian Montague. Abandoned shopping carts are everywhere, and yet we know so little about them. Where do they come from? Why are they there? Their complexity and history baffle even the most careful urban explorer. Thankfully, artist Julian Montague has created a comprehensive and well-documented taxonomy with The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America. Spanning thirty-three categories from damaged, fragment, and plow crush to plaza drift and bus stop discard, it is a tonic for times defined increasingly by rhetoric and media and less by the plain objects and facts of the real world. Montague’s incomparable documentation of this common feature of the urban landscape helps us see the natural and man-made worlds—and perhaps even ourselves—anew. First published in 2006 to great perplexity and acclaim alike, Montague’s book now appears in refreshed and expanded form. Told in an exceedingly dry voice, with full-color illustrations and photographs throughout, it is both rigorous and absurd, offering a strangely compelling vision of how we approach, classify, and understand the environments around us. A new afterword sheds light on the origins of the project.
Author | : Ann Droyd |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2011-10-27 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1101565926 |
Download Goodnight iPad Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A parody of the children's classic and a hilarious gift for anyone that finds modern life funny and absurd. In a bright buzzing room, in the glow of the moon-and iPhones and Androids and Blackberries too-it is time to say goodnight... Modern life is abuzz. There are huge LCD WiFi HD TVs and Facebook requests and thumbs tapping texts and new viral clips of cats doing flips. Wouldn't it be nice to say goodnight to all that? Like the rest of us who cannot resist just a few more scrolls and clicks, you may find yourself ready for bed while still clinging to your electronics long after dark. This book, which is made of paper, is a reminder for the child in all of us to power down at the end of the day. This hilarious parody not only pokes loving fun at the bygone quiet of the original classic, but also at our modern plugged-in lives. It will make you laugh, and it will also help you put yourself and your machines to sleep. Don't worry, though. Your gadgets will be waiting for you, fully charged, in the morning.