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Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts
Author: Marty Kelley
Publisher: Union Square & Co.
Total Pages: 31
Release: 2020-02-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1454941480

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)


Everybody Farts!

Everybody Farts!
Author: Lynda White
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2009-09
Genre: Flatulence
ISBN: 1608604632

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A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.


Everyone Farts

Everyone Farts
Author: P. B. Jelly
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2014-04-24
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781499235722

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Everyone Farts - It's OK to pass gas teaches children about farting including who farts, and when it is ok to fart.


No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart
Author: Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-01-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.


Almost Everybody Farts: The Reek-Quel

Almost Everybody Farts: The Reek-Quel
Author: Marty Kelley
Publisher: Everybody Farts
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2022-06-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781454943778

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A companion title to Almost Everybody Farts that's all about . . . you guessed it! Farts! Featuring a menagerie of animals and their signature farts (as well as some who don't!), Marty's simple colored pencil illustrations perfectly capture exaggerated poses and facial expressions for maximum silliness and minimal gross-out factor, keeping this taboo subject family friendly. The rhyming text makes for a perfect read-aloud experience.


Everybody Farts (Even You)

Everybody Farts (Even You)
Author: Drew Gold
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2016-11-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781539783633

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Everybody Farts (Even You). You can hold your breath, pull your T-shirt over your nose, spray air freshener, but it's already been dealt and smelt. Author & Illustrator Drew Gold is back at it again, celebrating everything that is childish, simple-minded, and odiferous. This isn't fine literature (or is it?), but we all know your cool Uncle has a copy! Everybody Farts (Even You) is a simple book with a new take on an old subject. Partly truth, partly fiction, this is the first proper pressing of a convention scene favorite. Grab a copy, make yourself a cup of tea and let 'em rip!


Girls Don't Fart, Okay!!

Girls Don't Fart, Okay!!
Author: Lisa Regan
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2022
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781488946066

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Ehtan, Marty, Fizz and Sam are looking for an answer. To find it, they must follow mermaids, pixies and a dancer. They need to know, once and for all! They must find out, quick-smart, the answer to life's most important question: Do girls fart?


Fart Proudly

Fart Proudly
Author: Benjamin Franklin
Publisher: Frog Books
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2003-03-31
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781583940792

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Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.


Everybody Farts!

Everybody Farts!
Author: Nana Liana
Publisher:
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2020-08-21
Genre:
ISBN:

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The Truth About Toots and Farts: Explained by a 5 Year Old. Dallas is a special little boy who lives in a three generational family. Follow Dallas on his exploration of how and why his family passes gas. Is this normal? Is it okay to laugh out loud? Share a child's comical view on the subject of passing wind...and enjoy a few chuckles along the way. Partial proceeds of all book sales will be donated to Celiac Disease Research.


The Gas We Pass

The Gas We Pass
Author: Shinta Chō
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2001
Genre: Flatulence
ISBN: 9781929132157

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Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)