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Elves Can't Tackle

Elves Can't Tackle
Author: Robert Skead
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2004-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781929478644

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Sebastian and the gang are on a mission to give Jack Fabulous, professional football's most famous quarterback, a little Christmas spirit. In the process, Sebastian ends up on the team for the Christmas Eve "Sandwich Bowl" game. But there is a large problem; Sebastian is an elf -- and elves can't tackle!


Birds of the World

Birds of the World
Author: Jason A. Mobley
Publisher: Marshall Cavendish
Total Pages: 928
Release: 2008
Genre: Nature
ISBN: 9780761477754

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Birds of all imaginable sizes, shapes, colors, and patterns are nearly everywhere we might care to look, expressing a bewildering array of behaviors and strategies for successful living among all manner of challenges to survival.


Elves Can't Dunk

Elves Can't Dunk
Author: Robert Skead
Publisher: Tale Blazer Productions LLC
Total Pages:
Release: 2016-08-01
Genre:
ISBN: 9780990766636

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Sebastian loves basketball--but being an elf at the North Pole doesn't allow him much time to play. Because of his love for the game, Sebastian gets in plenty of trouble--and that causes big problems in Santa's Workshop! After Sebastian gets fired from his job, he's convinced the other elves don't like him and decides to prove himself by trying out for his favorite professional basketball team. There's just one small problem--Sebastian is an elf and elves can't dunk!To solve this dunking dilemma, Sebastian takes some of Santa's magic feed corn--the stuff that makes his reindeer fly--to his tryout for the team. This corn will give Sebastian more hang time than Michael Jordan on the moon!When Sebastian's idol, Coach Tanner, discovers the corn, he begins to dream of his own championships for his team of losers. So Tanner sets out on a mission to steal the corn from Santa and it's up to Sebastian and his best friends to catch him and save Christmas! Enjoy this slam dunk adventure about friendship and pursuing your dreams all wrapped up with a Christmas message you don't want to miss!


Sorry, We Can't Use Funny

Sorry, We Can't Use Funny
Author: Barry Parham
Publisher: PM Productions
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2011-10-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 145378618X

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Following the success of his first book, the 2009 sleeper, "Why I Hate Straws," online humor columnist Barry Parham delivers again. Satire at its best! Includes the award-winning stories "Actuarial Family Theater" and "Perfect!" on Fads & Fashion... In the interest of full disclosure, I admit there's an extant 1970's photo of me and a date, posing for the obligatory parental pre-prom photo. My date was gorgeous, and sane. I, on the other hand, showed up with the hair of a medieval barber. I looked like an electrocuted yak. on St. Valentine's Day... Somehow, February got this reputation as a month of romance, maybe because it's cold. Plus, football's gone and we're stuck with the wildly popular sport of bowling, where you almost never get to see any serious violence. St. Valentine's Day contains vestiges of both early Christian and ancient Roman traditions, alongside other time-honored traditions, like hot-dish picnics and mass public executions. Holiday Factoid: "vestiges" is the classical Greek plural of "vest." on Typos... A local TV station was updating the community on snowstorm-based church closings. According to the typists at the station, there was a church somewhere called St. Martyer. Imagine - an entire religious sect dedicated to turning people into Ernest Borgnine.


You Can't Die But Once

You Can't Die But Once
Author: Penny Mickelbury
Publisher: Bywater Books
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2020-12-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1612941885

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The Gianna Maglione/Mimi Patterson Mystery Series Continues. Police Lieutenant Gianna Maglione, a newly-minted Captain, is still recovering from a life-threatening gunshot injury as she finds herself and her Hate Crimes Unit assigned a new boss, and a new squad called Special Intelligence Mobile and Tactical Unit, which includes hate crimes. And Gianna’s colleagues in the group are diverse, quirky, loyal, and ready for teamwork. And Mimi Patterson, who quit her job as the lead investigative reporter for Washington DC's top newspaper, is coaxed back to work after having quit rather than apologize to a racist, sexist homophobe as ordered by her new editor. The editor is gone, and the newsroom welcomes Mimi back but she has one condition: she will write no more of her reputation-building stories about corrupt government officials and politicians, and instead, concentrate on stories that help people in the community. With hatred a bigger business than ever, taking different and uglier forms, Mimi and Gianna feel hopelessness, knowing that women are always prey for bullies and haters. Young girls—children, really—make even easier targets. When the reporter and the Captain are tipped off about a depraved ring of men and women, buying and selling young girls for profit, Mimi writes the story, paving the way for Gianna and her team to try to take the ring down. And Mimi, her vow not to cover corruption scandals be damned, helps a colleague chase down a story which winds up intersecting with Gianna’s efforts to take down the repulsive purveyors of child prostitution. Out of this harrowing and unimaginable ugliness, the women view their jobs and relationship with new eyes, realizing they might, after all, be able to improve some horribly broken young lives, heal their own traumas and become better, stronger, more loving women to and for each other.


The Routledge Handbook of English as a Lingua Franca

The Routledge Handbook of English as a Lingua Franca
Author: Jennifer Jenkins
Publisher: Routledge
Total Pages: 620
Release: 2017-08-23
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 1317509196

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The Routledge Handbook of English as a Lingua Franca (ELF) provides an accessible, authoritative and comprehensive introduction to the main theories, concepts, contexts and applications of this rapidly developing field of study. Including 47 state-of-the art chapters from leading international scholars, the handbook covers key concepts, regional spread, linguistic features and communication processes, domains and functions, ELF in academia, ELF and pedagogy and future trends. This handbook is key reading for all those engaged in the study and research of English as a lingua franca and world/global Englishes more broadly, within English language, applied linguistics, and education.


Selfish Elf Wish

Selfish Elf Wish
Author: Heather Swain
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2010-10-14
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1101464747

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Zephyr Addler has a problem. Her boyfriend, Timber, is now her ex, because she was keeping secrets from him. But what else can she do? After all, itÕs not that easy being an elf in the middle of BrooklynÑespecially when sheÕs not allowed to use magic to hide her familyÕs quirky elvin ways. To make matters worse, Bella, the meanest girl in school and ZephyrÕs archrival, has vowed to make ZephyrÕs life a living nightmare. Can Zephyr keep it together long enough to win Timber back, or will she give in to temptation and work some forbidden elven magic in the school halls?


Our Warming Planet: Climate Change Impacts And Adaptation

Our Warming Planet: Climate Change Impacts And Adaptation
Author: Martin Parry
Publisher: World Scientific
Total Pages: 708
Release: 2021-10-22
Genre: Science
ISBN: 9811238235

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This volume, the second in the Lectures in Climate Change series, covers the full array of climate impacts and adaptation measures. It has been brought together by friends and colleagues of Dr Martin Parry, Co-Chair of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) 2007 assessment on impacts and adaptation. The writers are experts in this field and have been lead authors in many of the IPCC assessments and other major publications.Lectures in Climate Change is a unique combination of written text plus electronic slides that together comprise an informative and up-to-date set of presentations. This second volume, entitled Our Warming Planet: Climate Change Impacts and Adaptation, covers areas of climate impacts related to climate science, methods and approaches, sectors, regional and national studies, and policy and practice.The volume comprises topics such as current and future challenges of climate change, global assessments, downscaling, community-based adaptation, impacts on biodiversity, food systems, water resources, and cities. Research from across the world is presented on making science actionable through assessments, early warning and early action, communicating climate risk, documenting the uptake of adaptation on the global front, and transformation towards systemic resilience.Included with this publication are downloadable electronic slides and accompanying notes of each lecture for students, teachers, and public speakers around the world to be better able to understand and present climate change impacts and adaptation.