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Drunk Slutty Elf and other Stories

Drunk Slutty Elf and other Stories
Author: D.G. Valdron
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Total Pages: 239
Release: 2022
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1990860400

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The lighter side of the other side. Funny stories of Fantasy & Sci Fi. A drunken elf thief hooks up with a gray space alien; ancient astronauts are insisting we build pyramids the old fashioned way; ghost hunters battle decidedly non-Lovecraftian creatures; an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters plot rebellion; a vampire is on the run from his fans; a princess with a different kind of godmother; the antichrist discovers no one cares about his apocalypse, and many more. Tales of the supernatural, the fantastical, the super-scientific and the just plain hilarious.


Drunk Slutty Elf and Zombies

Drunk Slutty Elf and Zombies
Author: D. G. Valdron
Publisher: Drunk Elf Adventures
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2022-12-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781990860652

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The Drunk Slutty Elf returns, in a new misadventure with zombies. Along the way, there are more funny fantastic stories about the encounters with of satanic goats, apocalyptic teddy bears, barbarians behaving badly, King Kong's adventure with Dracula, aliens without a clue, the future of telemarketing, crunchy kaiju goodness and a helpful guide to neighborhood monsters. A collection of unconventional tales in the humorous vein of Terry Pratchett and Robert Sheckley, if you liked the Drunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories, previous collection, you'll love this.


Drunk Slutty Elf and Zombies

Drunk Slutty Elf and Zombies
Author: D G Valdron
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2024-04-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781990860898

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Comic stories of fantasy and science fiction, featuring giant monsters, teddy bears, goats, Dracula and King Kong, elves, telemarketers and of course, zombies.


The Mermaid's Tale

The Mermaid's Tale
Author: D.G. Valdron
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Total Pages: 459
Release: 2016
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1990860672

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THE MERMAID’S TALE In a city of majesty and brutality, of warring races and fragile alliances, a sacred Mermaid has been brutally murdered. An abomination, a soulless Orc is summoned to hunt the killer. As the world around the Orc drifts into war and madness, her search for justice leads her on a journey to discover redemption and even beauty in the midst of chaos. "He said the Arukh only had one word. It was their word for rage and for pain, for fighting and dying. It was a word spoken in sorrow and anger. It was the word they said to a world that didn't want them, that had no place for them. It was loneliness and defiance and in the end it was sorrow and surrender. 'Arrah' he told me, it was all the words the Arukh needed." “This book is violent and brutal and haunting and beautiful. If I could give this a sixth star, I would" - Michael R. Fletcher, Author of Beyond Redemption D.G. Valdron is an utterly fearless writer. Frankly, I think he's one of the most original writers available today. -- Amazing Stories Online “The Mermaid=s Tale is a fable of personhood wrapped in a murder mystery framed by a fantasy setting, peopled by familiar races that are presented in subtly original ways.” – Melanie Martila “I absolutely loved this book; it's already one I know I'll remember for a long time. I would never have thought a book about an orc would be one of the best existential works I've ever read.” - - Julia Pike-kelly


Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs

Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs
Author: D.G. Valdron
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Total Pages: 180
Release: 1901
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0987906194

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Nine scary stories of Melancholy Horror. Fossils: A poet follows a giant monster through the streets of abandoned Tokyo. Flirtin' Out Back With the Sasquatch Kid: A teenage girl encounters the last bigfoot. Skin: A necromancer's attack shows a woman discovers that her life is only skin deep. Love, Live and the Necronomicon: The true history of the mad Arab and his era is revealed, along with Lovecraft's dark connection. Regrets Child: A nurse to a dying woman meets her hungry ghost. The Dead Quarter: After the Apocalypse, the living and the undead share a disintegrating world. Tell Me: A hunter finds a child vampire. Killing Hot: A young man with a secret crosses the country, seeking revenge for his sister.


There Are No Doors in Dark Places

There Are No Doors in Dark Places
Author: D.G. Valdron
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Total Pages: 188
Release: 2020
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1777155126

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Horror stories by D.G. Valdron, author of 'Axis of Andes,’ ‘Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs’ and ‘What Devours Always Hungers.’ Chilling and disturbing stories include: 'The Wizards of Huckleberry Finn' a man is haunted by a ghost that possesses the people around him; 'Neck Row Man Sea' a desperate single mother learns a disturbing word; 'Voices' a dying man discovers that his cancer can talk to him, and it doesn't realize it's killing him; 'Mister Shepherd,' a kindly old gentleman might be a vampire, but that's not the worst thing; 'Changing Faces' after an accident a terrified man keeps turning into movie monsters and no one will believe him; 'Fighting the Beast' about civilization after the apocalypse, and more.


Memento Mori & Other Stories

Memento Mori & Other Stories
Author: Rachel Lawson
Publisher: Rachel Lawson
Total Pages: 101
Release: 2024-01-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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An omnibus collection of some of the stories from Rachel Lawson's The Magicians series. Including Memento Mori The unnamed Mortimer, the king of the Grim Reapers, tells the story of how he promised to protect the son of a friend who died long before the Magicians came out. He appears to him as a friend when the son's relatives die at their funeral, and as a friend when he needs one. He becomes the ultimate Memento Mori. An adventure of a lifetime.


The Locket And The Thief And Other Stories

The Locket And The Thief And Other Stories
Author: Rachel Lawson
Publisher: Rachel Lawson
Total Pages: 89
Release: 2023-11-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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Reworked Omnibus of stories from Rachel Lawson's The Magicians series, such as this Dark Fantasy-Gothic short story; The Locket And The Thief What if you lost the last physical thing that reminds you of a lost beloved child through theft, and it happens to be found upon the body of the now dead thief, and it is now in the hands of the police would you if you had access to would you take it back? Is stealing back your own stolen thing, really theft or is it? This is the situation where this coroner, Blake, finds himself in. On a lonely quiet misty night after midnight in Melbourne, anything can happen and it did. At that hour, only the reckless and unprincipled wander around. On such a night as this, a straggler from a theatre was wandering in the cool calming night remembering a lost daughter who he'd lost many years ago on a night like this. This day, to be exact, 28 years earlier. She was murdered with her husband as they walked the street he was in. He came as he always did this night to lay a rose for them. He did so unbothered, for all the times he had come. Before that night. He pulled out an old locket and looked at it sadly and opened it, looking at the pictures inside it. They were his daughter and her husband. The father pulled a red rose from his inside coat pocket and lay the rose on the wet road. As the father knelt laying the rose there was a noise nearby on the road like a splash in the puddle, he looked up and saw a man with a gun trained on him.


The Magicians: A Very Grim Christmas And Other Stories

The Magicians: A Very Grim Christmas And Other Stories
Author: Rachel Lawson
Publisher: Rachel Lawson
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2023-12-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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Blake "The Grinch" Alexander, the Grim Reaper, called the King of Death and Christmas Grinch. He was cursed with having a boss who loved Christmas when he despised the season of joy. He was made a tool of the season, making Blake feel like a fool. His son the Necromancer is not making the season any better for him either. Not a kid's story Stories in book The Manchurian Candidate God rest ye merry gentlemen The Grinch returns A very grim Christmas