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Author | : Larry Kammien; Karen Evenson |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 97 |
Release | : 2009-08-21 |
Genre | : Business & Economics |
ISBN | : 1462818730 |
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Larry Kammien and Karen Evenson know all about ducks. so do you! In business,ducks are people, policies, and structures that impede individuals and organizations.Unfortunately you don’t always know that you stepped on a duck until it’s too late and all the ducks are quacking! Don’t Step on the Ducks uses an innovative and memorable approach to present essential leadership practices. Told through duck tales (tails) and workplace examples, the “pond” comes alive. The five Guiding Principles demonstrate how to successfully navigate the pond and become the most effective leader in your organization.
Author | : Jim Dawson |
Publisher | : Ten Speed Press |
Total Pages | : 194 |
Release | : 2010-05-04 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 158008348X |
Download Did Somebody Step on a Duck? Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Author | : J. D. Salinger |
Publisher | : Little, Brown |
Total Pages | : 204 |
Release | : 2019-08-13 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0316460001 |
Download The Catcher in the Rye Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The "brilliant, funny, meaningful novel" (The New Yorker) that established J. D. Salinger as a leading voice in American literature--and that has instilled in millions of readers around the world a lifelong love of books. "If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth." The hero-narrator of The Catcher in the Rye is an ancient child of sixteen, a native New Yorker named Holden Caufield. Through circumstances that tend to preclude adult, secondhand description, he leaves his prep school in Pennsylvania and goes underground in New York City for three days.
Author | : Kiven Hopper |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 246 |
Release | : 2008-10-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0595627455 |
Download One Hundred and One Dirty Nasty Disgusting Jokes You'll Love Reading Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
This book has alot of good old fashion jokes and alot of new ones. I know you'll read it over & over so you can tell them to all your friends or at your next Party.
Author | : Josefina U. Hudson |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 357 |
Release | : 2008-05-08 |
Genre | : Self-Help |
ISBN | : 1453566112 |
Download Beautiful Words of Life Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
BEUATIFUL WORDS TO PONDER The words that I speak unto you, they are Spirit and they are life. ~ Jesus of Nazareth ~ Though little, the master word looms large in meaning. It is the open sesame to every portal, the great equalizer, the philosophers stone which transmutes all base metal of humanity in gold. The stupid it will make bright, the bright brilliant, and the brilliant steady .. The master word is WORK. ~ William Osler ~ We live in a changing world, but only in an external sense. Environment and mental processes change, but there is something deep in the heart of man that defies the touch of time, a place where changes seldom come, if at all. There are to be found from age to age about the same hopes, fears, temptations, desires and motives; the same struggles with life and death, sin and shame, tragedy and grief, adversity and misfortune; the same eternal quests for God, truth, goodness and immortality. ~ Cordie J. Culp ~ Man, in his changing world, struggles to understand the unchanging God. Man would struggle less if he read the Bible more. Man has always been in the heart of God. The worlds task is to bring God into the heart of man. ~ Joseph M. Waterman ~ In time of quietness we have a chance to rest, an opportunity to evaluate life more properly, to develop a sympathy for others. We learn that the whole world can keep going without us and that gives us a wholesome sense of humility ~ Charles Allen ~.
Author | : Brian King |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 291 |
Release | : 2009-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1449047173 |
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Author | : Vincenzo Berghella |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 72 |
Release | : 2008 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0615179207 |
Download Laughter, the best medicine Jokes for everyone Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Jokes for everyone, collected from emails sent to me by friends. No offensive dirty jokes included.
Author | : Jonathan Swan |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 511 |
Release | : 2008-07-28 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1612433731 |
Download Blonde Walks into a Bar Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author | : Lori Haskins |
Publisher | : Random House Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2007 |
Genre | : Board books |
ISBN | : 9780375840289 |
Download Ducks in Muck Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Adapted from the Step Into Reading line, these board books feature simple, read-aloud stories accompanied by eye-catching art, sized for little hands to hold. Full color.
Author | : Neil Hutchison |
Publisher | : Proglen Trading Co., Ltd. |
Total Pages | : 582 |
Release | : |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 6167817375 |
Download The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1 Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile