Don't be a Douchebag
Author | : Matthew James |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 181 |
Release | : 2016 |
Genre | : Etiquette for men |
ISBN | : 9781772260045 |
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Author | : Matthew James |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 181 |
Release | : 2016 |
Genre | : Etiquette for men |
ISBN | : 9781772260045 |
Author | : Matthew James |
Publisher | : Engage Books |
Total Pages | : 188 |
Release | : 2016-11-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781772260038 |
What happens when the ultimate man writes the ultimate book? Matthew James doesn't know either. But he is a man, and he did write this book. This masterwork will help you identify the douchebag around you. From hippies, to greaseballs, and traffic cops. Drivers who use the middle finger as if it were a sixth gear. Politicians with inflated expense accounts. Pub-goers who chronically piss onto the floor, instead of into the urinal. Drunk drivers, meter maids, and freeloaders. And men who wear straight brimmed hats, or hang their pants below their ass. If any of these describe you, don't worry, this book will help you right your ways. Don't Be A Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette is more than just a mere book. It is a tool that can be used to smoothly guide you through life's bumpy journey. The book can teach, it can preach, and it can literally raise your children better than you can, figuratively speaking. A self-proclaimed "real man's" attempt to put the word man back into man, Matthew James has crafted a hilarious, if not irrelevant, book for the modern man. Not for the faint of heart or over-protective mothers, Don't be a Douchebag is an instant classic, sure to entertain from cover to cover.
Author | : Michelle Roman Higgins |
Publisher | : FriesenPress |
Total Pages | : 133 |
Release | : 2012-07 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 1770978135 |
As a single woman in this crazy and competitive dating world, I quickly realized that neither women nor men seemed to have a clue what to do on dates or with themselves before venturing out of the house. My real frustration and desire to help came from on-line dating sites where, instead of putting their best foot forward, singles seem to be lost in mediocrity. I can help you maneuver this endless landscape and become better than you thought possible. This dating & relationship manual is designed for men and women who have forgotten how to date or just never learned in the first place. Dating in 2012 is fast-paced and very competitive. The title speaks for itself; if you don't Evolve, you will Die a fast death in the dating world. Let me take you on a quick journey and help you get off the couch and front-and-center in the dating world. And for those of you already in a relationship...step into the fast lane and get that relationship sizzling again. Evolve or Die Single is for single men and women of any age looking for some guidance in the dating and relationship world. The advice given is direct and humorous, and includes some of my very own dating stories.
Author | : Rosalind Wiseman |
Publisher | : Rosalind Wiseman |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2014-03-24 |
Genre | : Datine (Social customs) |
ISBN | : 9781629210940 |
Recognizing that boys' issues and problems have too long been ignored, Rosalind (a mother of two boys), decided to pull back the curtain on "Guy World", working collaboratively with middle-school and high-school boys for a period of two years to chart the emotional terrain that boys inhabit. But as she was working on her book for the boys' parents, Rosalind realized that teenage boys themselves are in desperate need of guidance. They need a book, The Guide, that speaks directly to them (in a boy-friendly format and in their language) about the problems they face every day: How do you get out of the friendzone (where girls refuse to take you seriously)? What;s the right way to react when getting made fun of? How do you talk to your parents so that they'll actually listen? With the help of hundreds of middle and high school aged boys, Rosalind has identified and answered the most pressing questions teenage boys have. --From publisher.
Author | : |
Publisher | : Hearst Books |
Total Pages | : 296 |
Release | : 1971 |
Genre | : Reference |
ISBN | : 9780878511006 |
Author | : Jim Butcher |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 433 |
Release | : 2011-12-06 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0451463846 |
With tales ranging from the deadly serious to the absurdly hilarious—including an original story for this volume—Side Jobs is a must-have collection for every devoted Harry Dresden fan. As Chicago’s only professional wizard, Harry Dresden has had cases that have pitted him against insane necromancers, power-hungry faerie queens, enigmatic dark wizards, fallen angels—pretty much a “who’s who” of hell and beyond—with the stakes in each case ranging from a lone human soul to the entire human race. But not every adventure Harry Dresden undertakes is an epic tale of life and death in a world on the edge of annihilation. Here, together for the first time in paperback, are the shorter works of #1 New York Times bestselling author Jim Butcher—a compendium of cases that Harry and his cadre of allies managed to close in record time. “One of the giants of urban fantasy…delivers some great stories in this volume…This is a great collection, featuring a hero who's proven himself over and over again, as well as delving into the odd corners of his fascinating and fantastic world. Highly recommended.”—SFRevu
Author | : Sara Ney |
Publisher | : Three Legacies, LLC |
Total Pages | : 344 |
Release | : 2018-01-21 |
Genre | : College athletes |
ISBN | : 9780999025390 |
THERE ARE NO DOUCHEBAGS IN THIS STORY. Well, there are, but they're not who this story is about. This story is about me-the coach's daughter. When I moved to Iowa to live with my dad, the university's take-no-prisoners wrestling coach, I thought transferring would be easy as pie-living with my father would be temporary, and he'd make sure his douchebag wrestlers left me alone. Wrong on both counts. ASSHOLES ALWAYS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK WHEN THE STAKES ARE HIGH. A bet is placed, and I'm on the table. After one humiliating night and too much alcohol, I find the last nice guy on campus. And when he offers to rent me his spare bedroom, I go all in. It's time for the nice guy to finish first. Midnight chats and spilling my problems turn to lingering touches. Lingering touches turn to more. And the ultimate good guy has the potential do more damage than any douchebags ever could.
Author | : Alex Cohen |
Publisher | : Catapult |
Total Pages | : 273 |
Release | : 2010-07-13 |
Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
ISBN | : 1593762747 |
“Part manifesto, part how-to-guide . . . required reading for anyone who’s searching for new ways to be fearless.” —Carrie Brownstein When most Americans hear the words “roller derby” today, they think of the kitschy sport once popular on weekend television during the seventies and eighties. Originally an endurance competition where skaters traveled the equivalent of a trip between Los Angeles and New York, roller derby gradually evolved into a violent contact sport often involving fake fighting, and a kitschy weekend-television staple during the seventies and eighties. But in recent decades it’s come back strong, with more than 17,000 skaters in more than four hundred leagues around the world, and countless die-hard fans. Down and Derby will tell you everything you ever wanted to know about the sport. Written by veteran skaters as both a history and a how-to, it’s a brassy celebration of every aspect of the sport, from its origins in the late 1800s, to the rules of a modern bout, to the science of picking an alias, to the many ways you can get involved off skates. Informative, entertaining, and executed with the same tough, sassy, DIY attitude—leavened with plenty of humor—that the sport is known for, Down and Derby is a great read for both skaters and spectators.
Author | : Nick Offerman |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 352 |
Release | : 2013-10-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0698138325 |
Parks and Recreation actor and Making It co-host Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in this New York Times bestseller. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees. A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.
Author | : Tucker Max |
Publisher | : Little, Brown |
Total Pages | : 384 |
Release | : 2015-09-15 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 0316375349 |
The #1 bestselling pioneer of "fratire" and a leading evolutionary psychologist team up to create the dating book for guys. Whether they conducted their research in life or in the lab, experts Tucker Max and Dr. Geoffrey Miller have spent the last 20+ years learning what women really want from their men, why they want it, and how men can deliver those qualities. The short answer: become the best version of yourself possible, then show it off. It sounds simple, but it's not. If it were, Tinder would just be the stuff you use to start a fire. Becoming your best self requires honesty, self-awareness, hard work and a little help. Through their website and podcasts, Max and Miller have already helped over one million guys take their first steps toward Ms. Right. They have collected all of their findings in Mate, an evidence-driven, seriously funny playbook that will teach you to become a more sexually attractive and romantically successful man, the right way: No "seduction techniques," No moralizing, No bullshit. Just honest, straightforward talk about the most ethical, effective way to pursue the win-win relationships you want with the women who are best for you. Much of what they've discovered will surprise you, some of it will not, but all of it is important and often misunderstood. So listen up, and stop being stupid!