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| Author | : Drew Carey |
| Publisher | : Hyperion |
| Total Pages | : 308 |
| Release | : 1998-09-01 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 9780786889396 |
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The enigmatic star of the hugely popular Drew Carey Show divulges the secrets of his rise to stardom and his life as a standup comedian in the audiobook versionof Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined. Despite the title's promise, this isn't just three hours of filth and debauchery--well, not quite. Carey also shares an unexpected admission about being molested as a child, a surprisingly serious and moving moment. This solemnity, however, is a brief respite from almost three hours of bawdy humor--fables of all things dirty and odes to everything politically incorrect. Carey's jokes are nothing new or original, but he doesn't profess them to be. These are characterizations of people he has met throughout his life: grotesque slobs, cheap hookers, and lousy drunks. They're not exactly inspirational characters, but Carey manages to see--and relate--their funny sides. Carey borrows his jokes from barroom culture, leaving them raw and uncensored. Listening to the tape, you can almost smell the stale tobacco and taste the draft beer. Some listeners will delight in Carey's anecdotes about anatomically astonishing penises and his other jokes, while others may feel slightly nauseated. Dirty Jokes and Beer leaves little middle ground; you'll either love it or rip your headphones off in disgust.
| Author | : Drew Carey |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 277 |
| Release | : 1998 |
| Genre | : American wit and humor |
| ISBN | : 9780733801921 |
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We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, the bawdy and irreverent DIRTY JOKES AND BEER: STORIES OF THE UNREFINED, find out about all the many sides to this misunderstood Hollywood star.The Health-Conscious Drew:THEY SAY THAT EXERCISE AND PROPER DIET ARE THE KEYS TO A LONGER HEALTHIER LIFE. OH WELL... WATCH FOR MY NEXT BOOK, HOW I DIED WHILE JOGGING.Drew the Lover:I READ FROM "FORUM" LETTERS IN PENTHOUSE THINKING THAT I COULD LEARN FROM THEM. I REMEMBER THINKING SOMETIMES WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX, "LET'S SEE NOW. HOW DID 'SURPRISED IN CINCINNATI' DO IT?"... IF A PLAYBOY PLAYMATE SAID IN HER QUESTIONNAIRE THAT SHE LIKE A GUY IN TIGHT PANTS, I WOULD GO OUT AND BUY SOME TIGHT PANTS. IF SHE SAID SHE LIKE WELL-ENDOWED MEN WITH BIG MUSCLES AND HAIRY CHESTS, I WOULD CRY.And Drew's formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-star:...AVOID CHEAP COLOGNE AND CHEESY BIKINI UNDERWEAR. DON'T EXPECT SEX ON THE FIRST DATE, AND NEVER PAY MORE THAN TWENTY DOLLARS FOR A LAP DANCE.Plus there's a "secret chapter" with punch lines like these: IT HAS CASTERS. IT VVOTES. HENRY AARON USED IT TO HIT HIS 750TH HOME RUN.We've let Drew Carey write this book entirely by himself, without the aid of a professional ghostwriter, even though Drew has never written a book before and was kicked out of college twice.
| Author | : Jackie Martling |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 224 |
| Release | : 1998-10-07 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1439136912 |
Download Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives "down" to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect. Here are the gems from the private files from the man infamous for knowing every joke there ever was. In comedy clubs from coast to coast since 1979, “The Joke Man” has dared audiences to start a joke he couldn’t finish. Now he takes no prisoners, spares no ethnic or social group, and exhibits not one ounce of good taste in this wildly offensive, outrageously funny collection of dirty jokes.
| Author | : Sid Finch |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 96 |
| Release | : 2015-11-12 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1783726741 |
Download The Little Book of Dirty Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.
| Author | : Mad Comedy |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 244 |
| Release | : 2020-06-23 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Download Uncle Dan's Dirty Jokes for Filthy Folks Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Every family has a dirty uncle. In my family, it was Uncle Dan. Pour a couple beers in him, and he'd start telling inappropriate jokes in front of the whole disapproving family. "A girl only has one heart, so playing with her heart is wrong," Uncle Dan advised. "Play with her boobs instead -- she's got two of those." "I'm feeling a bit depressed today: I just noticed I've got a gray pubic hair," he said. "I didn't freak out too much when I found it, but the people in the elevator with me looked horrified." Uncle Dan shook his head sadly and said, "Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me, the judge disagreed." "They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends," Uncle Dan said as he swigged his beer. "I hope it's Michael - he's super cute." "My girlfriend recently became a world-famous porn star," Uncle Dan said proudly. "She's gonna be really angry when she finds out." "How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Uncle Dan asked my young cousin, who looked up, confused. "Only one," he said, "but it takes two paramedics to get it back out." This book contains years of Uncle Dan's cringey, pervy, inappropriate jokes that ruined many family Thanksgivings, birthday parties, summer barbecues, and Christmases. Don't say you weren't warned!
| Author | : Garrison Keillor |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2021-08-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Download Pretty Good Joke Book Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
| Author | : various authors |
| Publisher | : Editions Asap |
| Total Pages | : 47 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 2359322966 |
Download 101 Dirty Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
| Author | : David Pietras |
| Publisher | : CreateSpace |
| Total Pages | : 528 |
| Release | : 2015-03-28 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781511506632 |
Download The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dirty Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
Everyone loves a good dirty joke now and then. And you have come to the right place. This book is full of over 1000 dirty jokes that will have you laughing for years to come. From Jews to Mexicans and Rednecks to retards we have them all here in one book. We even have a section dedicated to Gays and Lesbians. "Hey equal rights here " So sit back crack the top of your favorite beer and enjoy some of the best dirty jokes that you have ever heard.
| Author | : Llewellyn Dowd |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 578 |
| Release | : 2011-10-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 144649148X |
Download Jokes for Blokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
| Author | : Team Golfwell |
| Publisher | : Team Golfwell |
| Total Pages | : 348 |
| Release | : 2018-08-26 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1725879980 |
Download Absolute Best Adult Party Jokes Book in PDF, ePub and Kindle
If you like adult jokes, you'll love this book. Great for Parties! “I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey Review from Alexander V. Ph.D. “I really enjoyed this book and I'm giving it high five. Of course, not all jokes in there gave me the jolt but there were many others which after reading still made me grin and giggle to myself like a doped Halloween pumpkin for quite a while. I have the suspicion some people around though I must have gone loony from too much work. So, the five stars are meant for those jokes. The jokes cover a broad range of topics and the reader will find a good one for just about any situation and conversation which will appeal for just about everyone. If you manage to memorize a few that would make it a handy addition to your arsenal of ice-breakers and conversation-rekindlers in case the situation seems completely frozen and awkward.” Excerpt: An international flight from Asia to the US was carrying 198 passengers but the crew, unfortunately, discovered an hour into the flight there were only 40 meals on the plane. After trying to figure out what to do, the Flight Crew came up with a solution. They advised the passengers, “We apologize to you and we are still trying to figure out how this occurred, but we have only 40 dinners on board, and we need to feed all 198 of you on this flight.” A loud muttering and moaning started amongst the passengers. The chief flight attendant continued to try and quiet everyone down, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their dinner so someone else could eat, will receive unlimited free alcoholic beverages during the entire duration of the flight.” A second announcement was made two hours later, “If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 40 dinners available.” All alphabetically arranged by topic, you’ll find a large assortment of enjoyable jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and lots of humor in the 320+ pages. We leave the choice of jokes or stories you want to share up to you as individual humor and tastes vary. Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and get this book and enjoy reading this hilarious book!
