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Dear Diarrhea

Dear Diarrhea
Author: Stephen White
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2016-08-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781535342841

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There are a multitude of personal journals and diaries on the market for people to record the details of days filled with accomplishment, delightful surprises, emotional fulfillment, and visits from unicorns who frolic playfully under rainbows. This is not that journal. And screw those lucky people! Rather, the purpose of "Dear Diarrhea" is to write down what really goes on in your daily life, letting you vent before you go out of your mind and embark on a highly cathartic but likely illegal rampage. * Contains over 100 hilariously disastrous cartoon illustrations. * Lined pages make it easy to write out your trials and tribulations. * A perfect way to genuinely reduce your stress by putting frustrating events into a humorous format. * A great gag gift for friends which they can actually enjoy using! Perfect for birthdays, retirement parties, "get well" greetings, and holidays!


The Book of Not Entirely Useful Advice

The Book of Not Entirely Useful Advice
Author: A.F. Harrold
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2021-03-23
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1547606797

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From acclaimed writer A.F. Harrold comes a riotous poetry collection that encourages readers to think critically--perfect for fans of Shel Silverstein! Packed with silly rhymes and witty wordplay, A.F. Harrold's poetry is positively bursting with fun--and advice. But it's not always the most useful. . . Never apologize to a door you've walked into, unless it's a really special door. Don't serve a cat soup when the cat wants jelly. Tomato soup won't fill a feline belly. Don't put a rock in a roll, unless you hate having teeth. Among the seemingly nonsensical stanzas on onions, sausages, and kilted koalas are exercises in critical thinking--what advice should readers follow, and what should they dismiss? Harrold's short, clever poems work seamlessly alongside Mini Grey's vibrant art to create visual gags that will have readers in stitches. Both silly and poignant, this book is perfect for curious readers, poets, and cabbages everywhere!


The Ugly Truth

The Ugly Truth
Author: Ira Nayman
Publisher: Elsewhen Press
Total Pages: 323
Release: 2022-06-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1915304148

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Emigrating to a new universe can be hard. People in the new universe eat for sustenance (rather than get their energy directly from sunlight). Eww! They use umbrellas to protect them from the rain (rather than pianos and anvils and safes and orangutans – oh, my! – falling from the sky). Their gods do not reward them in the afterlife for how funny they were while they were alive – as if any other qualities in life matter! Fleeing a dying universe is not for the faint of gall bladder! The Ugly Truth: is the final volume in Ira Nayman’s appropriately described Multiverse Refugees trilogy. In it, musicians are hoist on their own poetic petard, pies fly and four foot tall blue aliens with no hair and exaggeratedly round features who wear exquisite three piece suits find amusing new ways to die. As they say on Earth Prime 4-6-4-0-8-9 dash Omega, “May the Audi Enz laugh upon you all the days of your life!” “The name of the game here is wordplay. Non-stop, unrestrained, groan-worthy … inspired wordplay.” – Alex Good, reviewing Good Intentions Cover artwork by Hugh Spencer


Skirt Steak

Skirt Steak
Author: Charlotte Druckman
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 323
Release: 2012-10-24
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1452107092

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"Skirt Steak takes us deep into the world of more than 70 of the most brilliant women chefs working today"--P. [4] of cover.


One Hundred Philistine Foreskins

One Hundred Philistine Foreskins
Author: Tova Reich
Publisher: Catapult
Total Pages: 310
Release: 2013-03-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1619022044

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One Hundred Philistine Foreskins centers on the life of Temima Ba'alatOv, known also as Ima Temima, or Mother Temima, a charismatic woman rabbi of extraordinary spiritual power and learning, and an utterly original interpreter of the Hebrew Bible. Temima is revered as a guru with prophetic, even messianic powers—one who dares to raise her woman's "naked" voice even in the face of extreme hostility by the traditional establishment. Moving between two worlds—Temima as a child in Brooklyn and Temima as an adult in Jerusalem—the story reveals the forces that shaped her, including the early loss of her mother; her spiritual and intellectual awakening; her complex relationship with her father, a ritual slaughterer; her forced marriage; her "ascent" to Israel; and her intense romantic involvements with charismatic men who launch her toward her destiny as a renowned woman leader in Israel. True to Reich's voice as a satirist of humanity's darker inclinations, the story is rooted in contemporary times, revealing the extreme and ecstatic expressions of religion, as well as the power of religion and religious authorities to use and abuse the faithful, both spiritually and physically, with life–altering and crushing consequences. Cynthia Ozick said of Tova Reich that her "verbal blade is amazingly, ingeniously, startlingly, all–consumingly, all–encompassingly, deservedly, and brilliantly savage." This has never been more true than in One Hundred Philistine Foreskins, a work of literature sure to be hailed as an immensely authoritative and fearlessly bold tour–de–force.


Fully Alive

Fully Alive
Author: Ken Davis
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 249
Release: 2012
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 0849948428

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Shares the author's story of his return to physical, mental, and spiritual health, highlighting the action steps that will help readers live life to the fullest.


everything after that

everything after that
Author: Paul Cote´
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 157
Release:
Genre:
ISBN: 1257975455

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The Animal Doctor's Answer Book

The Animal Doctor's Answer Book
Author: Michael W. Fox
Publisher:
Total Pages: 320
Release: 1984
Genre: Medical
ISBN: 9780937858387

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Answers more than 1000 questions relative to the physical and psychological health and behavior of dogs, cats, and other pets.


My Diarrhe

My Diarrhe
Author: Miranda Sings
Publisher: Gallery Books
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2019-08-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1501192175

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From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Selp-Helf comes the “leaked” diary of YouTube comedic personality Miranda Sings. Taped together so the world can read all about her life through her eyes, My Diarrhe includes pages from Miranda’s baby book, poems from her years as an emotional teen, secrets from her dating life, and stories from her rise to fame. As Miranda herself says, “It has every single secret about my life in it. My first kiss, my first period, stories about secret family members, secret photos of other celebrities, etc... so don’t read it!”