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Damn You Fat Fingers! [Full Color]

Damn You Fat Fingers! [Full Color]
Author: Gordon Sutherland
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2014-08-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781499599497

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Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication but Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes. People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So it´s Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrassing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end! Promise :)


From a Wilderness

From a Wilderness
Author: James Cary
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 690
Release: 2008-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595478468

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Birth of a nation. Growth of a nation. From a Wilderness is an anthology of four adventure novels rooted in a carefully researched history of the times. The first story begins at Jamestown as a man named Jonathan Strong watches with fascination as a cartwheeling Pocahontas leads a troop of English boys gleefully imitating her. In the second story, the setting shifts from Virginia to another place where newly arrived Europeans struggled against unforgiving terrain: the New England of the Puritans. It draws up a vivid reminder of the imprint that the Puritans stamped onto the American character. Next is an unexpectedly fascinating story that traces the profound influence of Adam Smith's role in molding the American economy and its values. And finally, the fourth novel is the story of the greatest real estate transaction in history, the Louisiana Purchase, told through the lives of two brothers whose clash could decide the fate of the young United States of America. For lovers of history, From a Wilderness will be an irresistible delight, a carefully researched saga that gives detail and color to the defining moments of a nation coming to be. For anyone who loves a great story, these four tales bring you into the world of man against environment, life in the frontier, noblemen, "savages," intrepid explorers, braggarts, liars, cowards, cowboys and Indians, good guys and bad guys, and a whole passel of ordinary guys.


The Colours

The Colours
Author: Juliet Bates
Publisher: Fleet
Total Pages: 250
Release: 2020-04-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0708899382

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'A carefully crafted, totally engaging epic family drama' Yorkshire Post 'Delightful' Daily Mail Da said the Pearson family came out of the sand. He said they were born out of the red clarty sand that stuck to the soles of boots and the hems of frocks. You couldn't just brush the sand away, you had to beat your clothes with the palm of your hand like you were smacking them for being naughty. You had to bang your boots against the doorstep and find a knife to gouge away the sand that clung to the heels and round the stitching. Ellen has a unique view of the world but living in a tiny town in the north-east of England, in a world on the cusp of war, no one has time for an orphaned girl who seems a little odd. When she is taken in to look after a rich, elderly widow things seem to be get better, despite musty curtains and an aging employer completely out of touch with the world. But pregnancy out of wedlock spoils all this, and Ellen is unable to cope. How will Jack, her son, survive - alone in the world as his mother was? Can they eventually find their way back to each other? The Colours is a sweeping novel of how we can lose ourselves, and our loved ones, for fans of Kate Atkinson and Virginia Baily.


Damned Shall be Desired

Damned Shall be Desired
Author: Stephen Coulter
Publisher:
Total Pages: 344
Release: 1959
Genre:
ISBN:

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Baring Arms

Baring Arms
Author: Jo-Ann Power
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 284
Release: 2008-11-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780312365417

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All politics is loco! Especially for Texas Congresswoman Carly Wagner. Lately, she’s been polishing her profile. Two months ago, she walked into her office in the Rayburn Building and found that a powerful man had been murdered in her chair. With the help of a young, yummy and lethal bodyguard who called himself Mr. Jones, she uncovered the killer. Now she’s getting back to work. For a smart, savvy lady who’s a former Miss Texas and a barrel-racing queen, this should be a snap. After all, she has friends in high places. But she’s also got more than one big problem. Her twelve-year-old daughter has gone goth. Her ex-husband doesn’t care. Her meddling mother does. So when Carly’s daughter Jordan stumbles over the body of a neighbor strangled in his home, Carly decides to discover who did him in. But the tantalizing and infuriating Mr. Jones once more appears at her garden gate and declares he has other ideas: He warns Carly to mind her own business—and leave all the sleuthing to him. But what’s a feisty woman to do when her child is threatened—and her career is, too? No self-respecting gal can just sit on her hands and let a mere man do all the work! Besides, Jones might be able to charm the hide off a heffer, but when it comes to lassoing varmints inside the Beltway and out, Carly knows best how to get her man. Jones has to lead, follow or get out of her way. Doesn’t he? Baring Arms is the second in a delicious new series featuring the crime-solving duo of Congresswoman Carly Wagner and the delectable Mr. Jones.


Vampire: a wild story in scraps and colors

Vampire: a wild story in scraps and colors
Author: Joe E Bandel
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 506
Release: 2017-04-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1365928667

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The long awaited sequel to the "Frank Braun trilogy". "Vampire" is the final book of the series written by German author Hanns Heinz Ewers, in an uncensored translation for the first time by Joe Bandel. The first two books in the series are "Sorcerer's Apprentice" and "Alraune", also translated by Joe Bandel.


Hybrids

Hybrids
Author: Whitley Strieber
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 319
Release: 2011-04-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0765323761

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In his searing new novel, Strieber unleashes his unparalleled skills as a thriller writer and his unique knowledge of the abduction phenomenon to explore what might happen if hybrids invaded the Earth--not from the stars, but from within.


Unbearable Lightness

Unbearable Lightness
Author: Portia de Rossi
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2011-03-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1849835276

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"I didn't decide to become anorexic. It snuck up on me disguised as a healthy diet, a professional attitude. Although there was a certain glamour to anorexics, I didn't want to be one. I just wanted to excel in dieting. And weighing in at 80 pounds on 300 calories a day, I was the best little dieter there ever was." In scalding prose, Portia de Rossi reveals the pain and illness that haunted her for decades. She alternately starved herself and binged, putting her life in danger and lying to herself and everyone around her about the depth of her illness. From her lowest point, Portia began the painful climb back to health and happiness, ultimately falling head over heels in love with Ellen DeGeneres. In this remarkable and landmark book, she tells a story that inspires hope and nourishes the spirit.


Fat White Vampire Blues

Fat White Vampire Blues
Author: Andrew Fox
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 354
Release: 2003-07-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0345464443

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He’s undead, overweight, and can’t get a date Vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night—whatever you call him—Jules Duchon has lived (so to speak) in New Orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on Bourbon Street. Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet in the world, Jules is thankful he can’t see his reflection in a mirror. When he turns into a bat, he can’t get his big ol’ butt off the ground. What’s worse, after more than a century of being undead, he’s watched his neighborhood truly go to hell—and now, a new vampire is looking to drive him out altogether. See, Jules had always been an equal opportunity kind of vampire. And while he would admit that the blood of a black woman is sweeter than the blood of a white man, Jules never drank more than his fair share of either. Enter Malice X . Young, cocky, and black, Malice warns Jules that his days of feasting on sisters and brothers are over. He tells Jules he’d better confine himself to white victims—or else face the consequences. And then, just to prove he isn’t kidding, Malice burns Jules’s house to the ground. With the help of Maureen, the morbidly obese, stripper-vampire who made him, and Doodlebug, an undead cross-dresser who (literally) flies in from the coast—Jules must find a way to contend with the hurdles that life throws at him . . . without getting a stake through the heart. It’s enough to give a man the blues.


Collier's

Collier's
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 724
Release: 1907
Genre: United States
ISBN:

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